#chronicillnesshumor

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[chronicallydawn]

brain fog

I used to think before I spoke. But now I think -while- I speak. People finish my sentences for me. Usually I let them. It's faster.

I've learned to say "no" no, I disagree. Because sometimes they're wrong. I may be slow, but I'm not any less intelligent.

The information is still there, but it's hard to retrieve. I'm an old disk pack drive. Ka-chunk ka-chunk.

The information is there, but the data head must move down to find it. Ka-chunk ka-chunk. Nope, not that disk. Ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk.

Bring in the operator and put another pack in. That information is somewhere. Ah yes, here it is. Fiscal year 2007. Kermit the Frog. Horse chestnut blossoms. Walt Whitman.

No, I disagree. Probably. Give me a second. It's right on the tip of my tongue.

[chronically-ill-and-fabulous]

Pain: because apparently feeling bad in one place wasn’t enough. 🙃

0/10 experience. Would not repeat. Unfortunately, it’s a subscription service.

[everdeansystem]

Some days it’s easier to just lay in bed and forget the world exists. Letting the covers embrace you in their warm embrace. Feeling the comfort and deep warmth of the bed envelop you so that you never have to leave. Follow this feeling of safety with a dab or a joint to allow my pain to ease and subside. So I can enjoy the leisure and comfort in this place.

This is my safe space. And it’s hard for me to leave it even on my best days.

[dmnsqrl]

Posted @withregram • @chronicallycandidmemes My new life mission • • ID: a painting (Portrait of Sarah Churchill by Maria Verelst) of a white woman in a deep v-neck blue velvet dress, standing casually leaning against a pillar and looking smug. The caption reads “therapy’s not enough, I need to gaslight my doctors back”. #ChronicIllness #ChronicallyIll #ChronicIllnessMemes #ChronicIllnessMeme #Spoonie #ChronicIllnessHumor #Humor #SpoonieHumor #SpoonieMemes #Art #ArtMemes #ClassicalArt #ClassicalArtMemes #Lol #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #SpoonieStrong #DisabilityMemes #ChronicallyCandidMemes https://www.instagram.com/p/ChdFgOmPRckYqkOBwzEdRQGSTLygelyqNlmfm80/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[risingphoenix87]

Reposted from @chronicillnesshumor #chronicillness #chronicpain #invisibleillness #fibromyalgia #chronicillnesshumor #autoimmunedisease #rheumatoidarthritis #arthritis #ankylosingspondylitis #painmanagement #chronicallyill #crps #immunedeficiency #endometriosis #potssyndrome #acidreflux #chronicallyawesome Posted using @Regramm.Repost App (at White Oak, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg5bbOtpKxe/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thatgirlblu]

Achieving Wellness

After a long battle with chronic illness and countless messages of unsolicited medical advice, I finally have the answer to obtaining complete and total wellness. All you have to do is:

Just think positive, do yoga, meditate, free base CBD, do kale suppositories, get apple cider vinegar IV’s, become a robot, pull the sword from the stone, fulfill the prophecy, stop forest fires, hire a unicorn and pay them a living wage, visit Montana, eat only raw, vegan, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, grain free, soy free, nut free, and free free covfefe, bake yourself at 450° with grass fed butter and serve warm on a bed of kale and açaí berries that were blessed by the good witch from Oz, think happy thoughts, fill a bathtub with healing magnets, take Kratom, drink water infused with azurite crystals, skip honey just eat raw bees, only breathe non-gmo fresh air, just stop using spoons and use only forks, and most of all, just remember that if you tell yourself you’re not sick, you’ll not be sick because mind over matter. And more kale.

You’re welcome, internet.

[painmanagementprincess-blog]

Story of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!