Sep 29, 2025
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Every time someone draws James T Kirk chubby an Angel gets their wings
Look, I know Barbie has a range now of body types, but when they made Kirk, WHAT were they thinking? Being skinny is valid but did they not see what a hunky chonky bear the man actually was?? We know dolls aren’t allowed to have a peen, so is the Tum™ similarly censored for being too sexy??? Saw this post today and seriously. That is one perfect bod. And it’s important: here’s a couple of quotes (out of MANY) from folks on here that say it all:
“Sometimes I really hate my body and other times I remember that Captain Kirk is a bit chubby and also gorgeous and then I feel better.”
"Kirk being chubby has helped sooo many people (including me) with their body image, we love him for that."
GIVE US CHONKY KIRK
CHONKY KIRK FOREVER AND FOREVER
A HUNDRED YEARS CHONKY KIRK
CHONKY KIRK RUNNIN' AROUND
CHONKY KIRK TIME
ALL DAY LONG FOREVER ALL A HUNDRED DAYS
CHONKY KIRK FOREVER A HUNDRED TIMES OVER AND OVER
CHONKY KIRK DOT COM
W W W DOT CHONKY KIRK DOT COM
W W W CHONKY KIRK A HUNDRED YEARS
EVERY MINUTE CHONKY KIRK DOT COM
W W W HUNDRED TIMES CHONKY KIRK DOT COM
GIVE US CHONKY KIRK
I can't get over the Mad TV Kirk and Spock Variety Hour and The Captain Kirk Show
I know, probably everyone in the fandom has seen these parodies, but there are always new fans joining, so maybe I can cheer someone up with these stupid little videos.
What I love about the Mad TV parodies
Spock portraying a little boy with a lollypop
Dancing Tribbles
"Spock it to me baby!"
Kirk is chubby and Bones is tiny
Spock dances to Jim's "singing"
Jim's weird fighting style
You can watch it here:
MADtv - Kirk and Spock Variety Hour 1 MADtv - Kirk and Spock Variety Hour 2 MADtv - The Captain Kirk Show Mad TV
(watch the Variety Hour first. The Kirk show is not as good) ((Edit: The Kirk and Spock Variety Hour was in Episode 19, Season 03 of MadTV and originally aired in March 1998))
Sometimes I really hate my body and other times I remember that Captain Kirk is a bit chubby and also gorgeous and then I feel better.
Been really into the idea of chubby Kirk lately so I guess anything you have on tap about him??
oh man i need to change my url bc like ive just moved past chubby kirk ngl but i do still really love him and ive got a few thoughts.
like i feel like if kirk relaxes for a week and isnt constantly running from someone or something that’s trying to kill him he immediately gains 5 pounds. like i feel that hes got a big appetite and is always moving but once you remove the movement hes just super hungry and eating nonstop while barely moving. like every break he has he gains a few pounds bc hes got no reason to move but loves to eat. and like bones takes such an advantage over this, cooking him biscuits and feeding him and enjoying that he isnt flinging himself at every adversary that pops up so he can just relax, eat, and get soft. like his body loves acquiring new fat, softening up, taking things slow. and its hard for kirk to lose that weight too bc it sticks like hell and he gets to the point where he accepts he always will have a bit of pudge and honestly he doesnt mind it. it reminds him of the calm times, where nothing is going on and he can just chill, when he doesnt have the people of the enterprise relying on him to keep em all alive and safe. plus bones enjoys using it as a pillow and kirk loves every opportunity to make bones a little more comfortable cause hes so anxious all the time.
Kirk bod appreciation #4: The Curves. The Back. Poetry in motion.
Here we honour the Kirk ‘hourglass’. The broad shoulders tapering into that lower back - and then flaring out again at those hips. Those HIPS. Those hips DO NOT lie. He has a broad back and such proportioning that one doesn’t always notice his hips aren’t so typically narrow, but stand him next to Bones or Spock - or even the girls - and just look at how endowed they are. Hot news: men have hips! And boy, is that hot. AND as if they weren’t gorgeous enough just existing in this flawless form, he actually swings them. Can we just correct another bro-ism: Kirk does not ‘swagger’. Kirk swings his hips. Like a sassy bih. This is one of the many reasons why James Kirk is special and utterly precious.
Season 3 is the icing on the cake: he fills out a little, everything fits that bit tighter, and WOW. Look at that TURN, and the peek of the taut, firm Tum™. Hello friend, welcome. Kirk has what one might call the ‘bubble tum’, like the ‘bubble butt’. Thicc from the back AND front. Indeed, the shrink-wrapped glutes go without saying - it is a crime that we are never gifted, despite the shirts ripping constantly, a single moment of those *pants* ripping. That ass not able to be contained, bursting for freedom like his nips in Amok Time (which didn’t at all have sexual connotations...NOT AT ALL). Spock blushing bright green. Bones rolling his eyes.
Now don’t be thinking these are just dribble-posts, like the bros do over the girls; no. This lightly humoured appreciation is partly in response to those who criticise Kirk’s weight and build. Criticise WHAT I hear you cry??! I know. I don’t get it either. So here we are. Kirk, our intelligent, compassionate bookworm; our soft, smiling, curvaceous, chubby hunk who don’t need no six pack to be Jim Kirk. It’s part of his character; it’s part of his physical presence, how he moves, how he walks. How he proudly inhabits that bod - and what that says about him. He’s a man, he’s unbound; he’s his own version. He communicates, enviably, body confidence incarnate, while busting stereotypes and being utterly true. What an icon. We love him and celebrate his beauty inside and out.
Kirk bod appreciation #6: The Curves. The Front. The...chest. AND THE AMAZING GREEN WRAP
Bread and Circuses. This...vision appears. The hips, again. You know that thing where you see a really nice curve on something, and it’s just...pleasing? It’s just...nice. There’s harmony in the world and it’s calming and right. It could be the s-curve of a car, or a meandering river viewed from 30,000 feet, or the simple arc of a leaf. Or Captain Kirk’s hourglass. Look at his lines. We celebrate this on the feminine form a lot, but masculine curves? This is where Kirk is wonderful. There’s this whole dance of masculine-feminine and what is masculine or feminine anyway? Who gets to define that? And look at the...chest. Look at those shadows from a distance. Aren’t they just. I mean seriously. And the pinnacle. The Tum™. The tum is very important, and important that we stand up to the people who put him down for The Thicc, and say back the heck up here. Back right up. How DARE you. Let’s just all take a moment to love this bod, and love anyone who has this kind of bod, you are lovely and perfect.
Let’s talk about this wrap now. This wrap is brilliant. The wrap is one of the greatest items of clothing from the 20th/23rd century. Look at how this is the absolute perfect thing to dress this man in. Look how flattering it is, how it shows off all his beautiful things. Thank you, William Ware Theiss, for this legacy. The wonderful gay costume designer for Star Trek. Thank you, wherever your energy now resides in the universe. And screw you, world, for making it impossible to find clothes like this irl. Interestingly, wrap tops can be found but tend to be exclusively in the femme section of clothes stores. Now there’s another fun gender thing, which adds to the theory of Kirk being expressively non-binary.
Extra: lol at McCoy for looking just like Mr Bean in these hilariously unfortunate screencaps. He’s beautiful too, of course, but in a different way. I’ll leave the Bones-love to someone else...
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Collect them all!
Kirk bod appreciation #5: The Paws
Kirk bod appreciation #4: The Curves. The Back. Poetry in motion.
Kirk bod appreciation #3: Season 3 (Part 1)
Kirk bod appreciation #2b: The Gluteus Maximus
Kirk bod appreciation #2a: The Gluteus Maximus
Kirk bod appreciation #1: The Tum
mckirk + jealousy? (of course with chubby jim)
Jim was a huge flirt. He had no idea though.
He just thought he was being nice and charming, he didn’trealize that looked like flirting to most people.
So he had no idea why McCoy was so pissed at him.
“Bones, will you please just talk to me?” Kirk was followingBones around the medbay as Bones was going around checking on things. There wasno real reason McCoy was doing this other than he was pissed at Jim and was inthe mood to waste Kirk’s time.
Bones picked something up, pretended to examine it, put itdown, and continued walking. “Bones, if I did something to annoy you I promise Ididn’t mean to do it. Well, maybe. It depends on what I did, which I still don’tknow what that is because you won’t talk to me.”
Bones stopped running around and turned to face Jim. He angrilypoked Kirk in the chest and said, “Do you really not realize what you’re doing?Every day I watch you blatantly flirting with every guy, gal, and alien thatyou meet! And I just stand there watching as you do it, unable to do anythingabout it. You’ve charmed everybody on this damn ship into loving you and youshow no signs of remorse or shame.”
Jim was puzzled and it was evident on his face by how hiseyebrows furrowed and his mouth was agape. “I… you think… I? What?”
“Oh, don’t play dumb Jim. You know exactly what you’re doing,being extremely nice and charming to everyone but me and… and it’s driving memad. I feel so jealous all the time.” Bones had calmed down a bit now that hehad aired his grievances, his shoulders relaxed and he didn’t look as pissedoff.
Kirk attacked him with a hug and said, quietly, “I’m sosorry, I didn’t realize that’s what flirting looks like. I just thought I wasbeing nice.”
Bones hugged Jim back, enjoying the warmth of Jim’s softbody. “Being nice and charming is how most people flirt, kid.”
“It’s not how I flirt. I feel disingenuous when I’m beingoverly nice or charming to someone. It’s not how I flirt with you, why didn’tyou realize that?”
“I… don’t know? I guess I just haven’t felt like you’ve beenpaying much attention to me. I was just jealous seeing other people receiving you’reattention and care.”
Jim kissed Bones and then grabbed his hand and starteddragging him to his room. “Then let’s change that.”