#chugchugchug

[arachn0philia]

Pregaming starts NOW--

[coolspamgirlme]

SBS Santa put more thighs into my stocking! And a little rounded tushie. Bless.

[ask-hinapape]

Why give HIM the despair juice when I can drink it myself? Upupu, I sure scared all of you good!

[cheesecornz]

*chug chug chug*

[k-aytlynn]

mood as fuck

[the-fact-site]

Mountain Dew ran a poll in 2012 for people to name their new apple beverage. It was shut down when the top names were “Fapple,” “Gushing Granny,” and “Hitler did nothing wrong.” #FACT

[the-fact-site]

Green tea, black tea, and oolong tea all come from the same plant. The only difference is the oxidization level of the leaves. #FACT

[the-fact-site]

Someone who is under the age of 21 in Wisconsin can legally be served alcohol if they are with a parent, guardian, or spouse who is over the age of 21. #FACT