#classics shitposting

[baejax-the-great]

Do you think Achilles' horses talked to Patroclus more than they ever talked to him? Do you think every time Achilles walked into his own stables it looked like this

[melissonomos]

credit to @funhomo

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

Two snakes, having sex

Two snakes, having sex

My muscles, my muscles

Involuntarily flex

[belovedhestia]

Yes you may love me, but would you spend two days in bed crying, before ordering a funeral pyre that cost 10,000 talents in Babylon for me, after I died from excessive drinking?

[dionysus-and-the-bacchantes]

aeneas in book 12 of the aeneid

[girlalcuin]

pliny the elder: who am i to deny any unverified and weird info about nature that crosses my pea brain

[ancientson]

AU where Achilles' fatal ankle wound was caused by a roomba with a knife taped on

[melissonomos]

“Catherine of Alexandria was made up” “Saint Catherine was based on Hypatia of Alexandria” you’re all wrong. They were girlfriends