#cod chimera

[itscodplicated]

I always find it funny when people include Krueger as a member of KorTac because he is not. He's a member of Chimera (Nikolai's team). So here's my headcanon:

Krueger just keeps sneaking into the KorTac headquarters to see Nikto. So much so that most operators genuinely believe he is one of them. That is, until Nikolai shows up and is like: "Yes, I'm sure it's riveting to hear your boyfriend tell you in explicit details how he plans to gut you and fuck your intrailes, but we have to go, Price needs our help."

[ayasofreakytwo]

So, an anon just said a beautiful idea, Nikto wearing a maid bikini, n here's the drawing

(idk what poses that's very much Nikto, so I'll just make him do the 🧍‍♂️ pose)

heueheueheyeheheyueheyeheh😝😝😝😝

edit: I forgot to give him sunburn💔

[enkel-even]

Some people will never admit they're jealous, right?

Like your boyfriend, Krueger.

You went to a party today, and everything was great.

Champagne, music, laughter.

Until it got closer to midnight, your friend took you home.

You fumbled for your keys, turned the doorknob, and when you opened the door, you and your friend froze.

Krueger was leaning against the doorframe, and the instant you opened the door, he let out a soft, almost mocking laugh. "You finally decided to come back? Don't you even know what time it is?" Krueger said this without even glancing at your friend.

You opened your mouth, wanting to answer, but you were still immersed in the shock you had just experienced. Two seconds of silence followed, your friend holding his breath.

Suddenly—he reached out and pulled you inside, glaring at your friend as he slammed the door shut.

Silence. "Don't you have anything to say?"

He pressed you against the door, the camouflage netting brushing against your collarbone. You finally regained your voice and almost instantly apologized to him. Actually, you don't think you're wrong; you just don't want to make him angry. After all, he'll soften quickly if you just say something. "Oh dear… I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you I'd be back late." You blink innocently. "Scheiße (Shit)......You know very well that I can't stay angry when you talk to me in that tone." He lowered his head dejectedly, resting his forehead on your shoulder.

You reached out to hug him.

"I was wrong. I really should have told you beforehand." Clearly, you'd do it again next time.

He practically melted into your arms, his voice tinged with resentment.

"You always say that. And what's the result? I always wait for you like a resentful woman, only to succumb to your sweet words in the end."

"But damn it, I just can't change it."

"You're just jealous, aren't you?" "Of course I'm jealous. You went out to a party without telling me and had another man take you home. Shouldn't I be jealous?"

"You're such a tsundere. You clearly care, so why don't you say anything?" "I am not 'tsundere'," he protested weakly, the words half-muffled against your skin. "I'm just… being dramatic."

Then he muttered under his breath: "And stubborn. And possessive. And jealous. But I'm not 'tsundere'…"

"Here we go again—that piece of crap, 'I am everything but I am not'." He cut himself off with a frustrated growl before burying his face against your neck again like a petulant child who couldn't be bothered to argue anymore.

(Translation: "I refuse to engage further because I know I'm caught red handed.")

Requested (?) by: @artemisofthemiscyra

[snakemama611]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #13 (aka Keep It Coming, Pinterest)

Nikolai: Sherlock, why are you wearing my jacket? I said you have to ask permission first!

Sherlock: I did ask. You never said I had to get a yes.

Nikolai:

Nikolai: *choked up* I-I have NEVER been so proud!

————— Price, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Roach: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Ghost, with the tone of someone who is used to Roach: Outstanding.

Price: This is what I'm talking about, people.

--------

Sherlock, playing with something in Nikolai's workshop: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

Price, used to Sherlock: Sure they are, kid.

Gaz: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Price, not used to Gaz: Okay?

Roach: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

Price:

Ghost, smirking under his mask: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Price: *crying* Kids, please stop.

Nikolai, fascinated: No, continue, please.

Soap, next to Nikolai: *furiously taking notes*

--------

[on a mission somewhere]

Sherlock: I...I've been here before.

Nikolai: Oh my god how do you know??

Sherlock: My phone automatically connected to the WiFi.

--------

Sherlock, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Gaz: Hi.

Ghost: Hello.

Soap: Hey.

Roach: *waves*

Sherlock: I gave you a key for emergencies.

Nikolai, also has a key: We were all out of Doritos.

Sherlock: And what do you have there, Nik?

Nikolai: Price, currently on Nik's lap: O_O

Nikolai: A smoothie.

Sherlock:

Sherlock: *dialing on her phone* Laswell, come pick up your idiots. -------- Price: Hey, Ghost. What's your favorite insect?

Ghost: *looks at Roach* :)

Roach: *looks at Ghost* :)

Price: Am I missing something here?

Ghost: I like butterfly.

Price: You mean butterflies?

Ghost: I did not.

Roach: *chucks butter across the room at Price* He did not.

Price: *sigh* Of course you didn't. -------- [at 3am]

Ghost: You can say, "Have a nice day!" without a problem.

Ghost: But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening.

Soap: How did you get into my apartment? -------- Graves: *holding his phone and recording* Okay, I am home alone and I just heard a thud upstairs, there's something in my house.

Graves: *walks to the steps of the Shadow Company base* 🎵If you're to murder me, clap your hands🎵

Ghost: *clap clap*

Graves: *bolts out of the base and into the woods, screaming* -------- Alex, kidnapped and strapped to a metal table: Do you know...the muffin man?

Farah, also kidnapped: Alex, I swear-

Kidnapper: The muffin man?? What the-

Alex: YES! THE MUFFIN MAN!

Kidnapper: The...one who lives on Drury- wait is this a Shrek reference?

Alex: FINALLY! You owe me five bucks, Farah. I told you a bad guy would get it one day! -------- Soap: psst LT.

Ghost: What?

Soap: I made this friendship bracelet for you!!

Ghost: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Soap, dejected: Oh. Well you don't have to wear it-

Ghost: No I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.

Soap: 😊 -------- Kate: JOHN WHEN I FIND YOU YOU'RE DEAD!

Soap: *pops his head into the room, visibly shaking*

Kate: Of course it's not you, sweetie, you're perfect, keep doing what you're doing, live your life.

Soap: *nods and smiles* -------- Price: I made tea.

Gaz: I don't want tea.

Price: I didn't make tea for you...This is my tea.

Gaz: Then why are you telling me?

Price: It's a conversation starter.

Gaz: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Price: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. -------- Price, a tired dad trying his best to train the sergeants: Okay, let's try this one more time. Collapsing building, simultaneous terrorist attack. What do you do? Soap: Gaz: Roach: Call the mili- Price: YOU ARE THE MILITARY! --------

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Nikolai going out with Syd for a drink in NYC and she's getting hit on by some grim lookin' motherfucker wearing too much cologne and a fake Rolex. She can handle herself but Nik's had a few and he loves playing with misogynistic, homophobic straight men.

She's said she isn't interested, she's told him she's a lesbian, and she's about to take him into an alleyway to shove a switchblade into his gonads, when the utter wankstain of a human being utters the infamous line, "but you just haven't found the right dick yet, baby. C'mon, let me show you what you're missing."

Nik slaps the bar and stands up to his full height. "Da, comrade." He knocks back the last swig of his vodka. "You are my type, but straight, no? Let me take you home and we can test your theory. I require extra large," he gestures at his crotch, "and you will require a lot of preparation; however, I am sure you will never want a woman ever again when I am done."

Nik leads with his hips, hands open, and he's in the bloke's space just as he had been with Syd, all six foot billion of him, with shoulders that claim the Tibetan Plateau as a close relative and a chest you could disappear into. Mr. Right Dick looks horrified and Syd can see him calculating whether or not he would win the brawl. He makes a wise choice and scarpers.

Syd hisses at Nik. "I had it covered."

"Da," Nik says as he slumps unsteadily into his stool and waves the barman over. "Do not begrudge an old man his entertainment."

"I require extra large... Fuck, Nik," she snorts into her Martini.

Nik shrugs and hands over his credit card to pay. "I find honesty is always the best policy when propositioning a person."

Syd shakes her head and then clinks the shot of tequila he passes to her against his. "To the boss."

He inclines his head and knocks the shot back with a grimace. Alejandro is wrong. Tequila is disgusting.

[cod-dump]

*Price and Nik at a sauna with Chimera soldiers*

Price: *talking with Chimera soldiers*

Kamarov: *runs out of the locker room and towel whips Price in the back of his thigh before running back laughing*

Price: *sinks to the floor groaning in pain as the soldiers laugh*

Nik, walking into the room: Wha- John! My love, what happened?!

Price, pointing towards the locker room: Kamarov whipped me

Nik: *immediately runs into the locker room which quickly follows with Kamarov screaming*

Chimera soldier: Ah, Nikolai will defend his man’s honor, even if it means engaging in towel combat

*the soldiers start laughing again as Price remains on the floor, still stunned by the blow*

[vasyandii]

Hey chat I designed Military Service (out of combat) uniforms for Allegiance Faction so it's consistent with the whatever is in my head (bc the more I think about it the more I realize how weird it is to have these people in their full combat gear outside of combat and I like to make my job way harder than it needs to be)

JUST FOR FUN!!

I decided that the uniforms are REFRENCED off of service uniforms of their respective countries (spetznas, I just made it blue-green) or Continents (Africa, heavily referenced from Egypt),, Multinational ones like Chimera I took some Creative liberties.

Plus a bunch of additional stuff

Ok that's it, it's 5 AM good night

[ayasofreakytwo]

Someone's jealous😝😝😝😝

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