This is based on my head cannon that Price is a cat dad. He owns a calico cat named Greg.
Greg's 4 years old. He's sassy just like his dad.
Price found a stray calico cat that likes to roam around the base in Britain. He's actually just a cat that lives on the base. Overtime, the cat just keeps following Price without reason (Soap secretly put a catnip on him), and Price decides to keep him.
Greg likes to jump on Price's head and lay on his shoulder when he's working on some paper works. He has a bed on Price's office.
(I made Greg a calico cat because I feel like calico's black and orange patches are similar to military camo patterns).
Price named him Greg as in a name for regular dude. At times, Price would use him as an excuse to escape a conversation. "Sorry lads, I got an appointment with Greg." "Gotta bounce, mate. I gotta find Greg." "Greg's mad at me."
Because I have AvPD so now he does. Also because AvPD sometimes gets mistaken for Social anxiety so yeah,, though he could have both actually
CW/TW : none, just AvPD traits and stuff
König who likes working in the field because there's rules, a clear set of instructions, he knows what to do and he knows he does it well. He doesn't fear failure here, because he knows he won't fail. He's confident and arrogant and he knows it and he won't apologise
König who hates being back on base, hate not having a mission, hates not having a clear objective. He doesn't feel comfortable in large groups, so he mostly avoids the mess hall, he has a few people he likes talking to, Horangi, Roze, ect but even then he doesn't feel good at it. He always fears messing up, humiliating himself or being rejected and abandoned over something stupid. His confidence seems to disappear off the field and it's very noticeable
König who plans out what he's going to say before every debrief and every meeting, who recites every word in his head over and over and still somehow stumbles over them. König who's always shaking a little when he has to present himself to his squad, though sometimes he can hide it he doesn't always notice it's happening
König who avoids confrontation like the plague, avoids doing anything new, anything that could humiliate him. He never asks people out, never asks for anything if he can help it, the chance for rejection is too high and unless he can guarantee a yes (which is almost never) then he won't ask.
König who, despite being a hulking mass of muscle, finds himself scared of simple things like dating. Finds himself paranoid even, searching every expression, every message, every word, for any kind of sign someone doesn't like him. Even if he doesn't find one he remains on guard
König who sometimes relaxes, lets the mask slip once he's comfortable, only when he's around his safe people (Horangi mostly, but sometimes Roze, he finds them the most comforting). During those times he feels,, happy, calm. He likes being with his safe people. However he hates when they go into big groups, it feels like they're leaving him, but he wouldn't dare admit it to them
König who avoids everything, from his trauma to his feelings to confrontation in general. He's scared of being scared in a way. Desperate to feel okay, only to end up destroying himself in the process
Also König who never ever talks to civilians, infact he refuses to talk to people unless he has to, and even then he avoids it. He has no interest in people unless he knows they'll like him. He also hates working with new people because of this, despite how confident he is in his abilities, he always fears being made fun of
König being terrified of superiors, doubly than most soldiers, because the potential of them not liking him, of reprimanding him or humiliating him, is way too high for his liking. He tries to be as good for his superiors as he can but more often than not comes off as either an anxious mess or a silent monster
Gaz and Soap are doing a tiktok dance off to Salt Shaker
Simon: *who just walked in*
Price: *who’s been watching these sleep deprived idiots go* The inmates are running the asylum and the asylum is on fire. Please get your boyfriend before he gets himself in trouble.
Price who heard a sneeze followed by a loud thud and swearing in Gaelic rushes into the living room. To find Soap with a massive red spot on his forehead. Simon is doubled over laughing and Gaz video taping it. Gaz proceeds to show him the video of Soap sneezing slamming his forehead on the table. And Simon losing his shit laughing at his boyfriend’s rage. Because apparently as Soap put it ‘fuck these stupid fucking reflexes and fuck ya to ya blonde giant fucking prick.’ To which Simon just smirked and said ‘fuck me yourself coward.’ And now Price needs hazard pay and therapy.
Soap: *opening the camera app* I love my friends.. they’re the type that I can leave meh bank app open. And not a single penny would be missing.
Soap: *glares off camera* but you leave breakfast sausage unattended? It’s every man for themselves, someone is about to be the dentist’s new favorite client. World war idiot nearly broke out today, because Simon ate the last McNugget. This is the same one that ate the entire confetti cake. Yeah.. needless to say he’s not longer with us. We’re sacrificing him to the gods for this one.
Price: *who just found a trunk marked ‘to the Mariana’s trench’ raising his voice* I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE LIEUTENANT IS IN HERE SO HELP ME JOHNNY.
