#cod mw trilogy

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Roach, after a few mins of contemplation: I don't think it'll benefit us to sell one of our kidneys

Soap: How so?

Roach: Cuz the remaining kidney won't function properly and we'll fall ill. Sure, we get lots of money, but at what cost?

Ghost, out of nowhere: Then just sell both kidneys.

Soap and Roach: ...That'll kill us, you git.

Ghost: Exactly the point

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Roach: I'm scared

Toad: Why?

Roach: There's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly

Scarecrow, on the bottom bunk: Why do you hate me bro

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"You look familiar. Have I choked you before?"

-Price to Makarov

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Doodle time on the back of my thesis paper lmao. Grinch inviting Frost that evening to come join him and the rest of Team Metal to go downtown.

Also Grinch: Need help 'unequipping', Frosty? *smirks*

Frost: ...Door's over there, sir. *sighs exasperatedly*