#cod shitpost

[call-me-kat-astrophe]

me: *scribbling away*

them: whatcha doing?

me: oh nothing just making a list so i don't forget

the list:

[worms-for-brains]

Drawing at 4 am again. I really am not okay. 💀

Jawny what the fock.

[m1lesupshurirl]

I had a wonderful idea

[bumblebee5514]

Y'all stop asking me to make a "Realistic CoD dick sizes" post. Y'all WON'T be happy with my statistics!!!

Keep your fantasies I promise 😭

[lefttoesucker]

When you're a traumatized dead man but all your teammates see you as is a loser emo edgelord 😔

Few months later:

The mug reference for those who don't know

The existence of this mug is haunting me since middle school

[incinerated-vestiges]

two bros chillin in a hot tub

[rip-cod-brainrot]

How many different names do you think the 141 would be able to come up with to refer to Price before he shuts it down? My contenders to the fight;

-Mr. Transaction

-John Cash

-TBP (To Be Paid)

-Amount Owed

-Captain, Your Total Is….

-Moneyman

[starsloom]

"average price isnt real, he cant hurt you"

average price: