"So, Eddie and Chris just come over, and Eddie has all this stuff like yoga mats and his speakers and he's like 'I'm going to help Hen get fun exercise' and he winks! I mean, c'mon. Anyway, so they're in my backyard. Didn't even ask, just stepped right in, like he lives there. No, that's WHY I moved out, it didn't make sense for us to be roommates. Whatever. ANYWAY, so he's dancing in my backyard, and I have to like find things to do in my kitchen. Because it's weird if I leave, even though my first instinct was to come see you, and staying in the window and watching would've been weirder. I considered going in the hot tub, but that seemed...odd. I don't know! I don't know how to be normal. No Robert Nash Han, I am NOT in love with my straight best friend. Yes, I know I rent a house too, I told you that was taken out of context. Okay, back on topic, this isn't about whether or not I'm in love with him, which I am OBVIOUSLY not, this is about him showing up in a sort of swoopy dance outfit and taking over. Well, of course, I want to help Hen. You know what? I could go back to Dr. Copeland. I'm not threatening, I'm just saying, it's an option...I know you're my nephew, but sometimes you say things I don't want to hear. Ugh fine, yes, we can pick this back up next session."
