two of her favorite things in the entire world are being considered and not having to ask.

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two of her favorite things in the entire world are being considered and not having to ask.
whoever spread the rumor that kuroo tetsuro is the guy to look for when looking for romance and dating advice — count your days, because not only were they dead wrong, but he’s convinced that the rumors have put a curse on him too.
sure, he can give a few off-handed comments about yaku or lev’s relationship problems here and there, but never, ever, ever did he claim to be someone skilled at it.
now look where the rumors gotten him.
flushed in the face, stumbling on his words, tripping on his feet — does this look like any guy worth looking to for dating advice?
“will you help me get a date?”
if it was any of his friends asking, kuroo would be all wingman-mode in no time, no questions asked, and he’d give up his full and unbridled support immediately — but no, unfortunately, that is so not the case.
helping his friends with relationship advice? sure. no harm there. but helping co-workers who barely speak to him at the workplace? c’mon man.
“listen man, i’m not really sure i can help–”
“i know i’m just a random co-worker to you and i know we don’t really talk aside from the “will you pass me the stapler” conversations we have during work, but i heard that you’re the guy to talk to when it comes to these stuff so please help me.”
the guy in front of him really doesn’t look like he’d be backing down anytime soon. his hands clasped together as he bows lowly, muttering over and over again “please” and how he’ll “forever be indebted”.
kuroo looks around at the office floor, a deep flush setting on the back of his neck as he sees the only pther person in the room between him, his lunatic co-worker, and the door so-tempting, well, was you.
(and you had your airbuds in, your fingers incessantly typing loudly, a focused gaze fixated on your laptop screen, so he knew, he couldn’t ask you for help either).
“alright, fine.” kuroo sighs, suddenly feeling so much smaller than usual. “who’s the unlucky bastard ya got your eyes on?”
and kuroo fights back the cringe welling up in his stomach when he watches his co-worker in front of him stand up straight almost immediately — a smile so wide on their face, it almost gives him the creeps.
“oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!” he says, and he almost looks like he’s about to literally jump for joy.
“i’ll tell you, but you have to promise never to tell anyone.” his co-worker holds out his pinky finger as he says the word promise.
are they 12?
kuroo transfers the coffee mug he’s been nursing from his free hand to the other, careful not to spill, and careful to roll his eyes.
reluctantly, he holds out his pinky, “i promise.”
“now tell me who it is so we can get this over with.”
now, kuroo is a sensible guy. he’s top pick on becoming employee of the month, he’s a good worker, diligent and polite, he’s a great peer, and you can always count on him to pass you a stapler when you ask for it.
he is a good co-worker. the model standard.
but like he said before — he’s been cursed by this rumor.
his co-worker leaned forward, one hand brought up near his mouth to cover his lips as he says the answer to his question, and kuroo, admittedly curious, leans close too, one hand shoved deep in his suit pocket, the other holding onto a hot coffee mug.
“who do you have your eyes on?”
a second passes.
and the coffee mug spills from kuroo’s hand, a slip of his fingers and suddenly the floor is a mess. his co-worker gets the bulk of the thankfully, not-so-hot liquid, and the mug falls to the floor with a sounding “clank”.
eyes from all over the room shoot up to the sudden noise, and kuroo gives everyone a sheepish smile.
did he really have to say your name?
Oh, hey Tumblr! I was at an aquarium today. I took this picture just for you.
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Considering we are getting more original Nice, I really hope this season ends where it began. On that rooftop, but this time from Nice's perspective instead of Lin Ling's.
sometimes I'll call lady stoneheart cat or catelyn and it's partially because stoneheart is a mouthful but I also don't think the separation between cat and lsh is as drastic as some people make it seem
"death has changed catelyn stark" yeah sure I agree the cat we saw throughout the books always strived for peace and wouldn't do half the things stoneheart does but I don't think that's due to any magical reason or that death literally changed her as a person and she came back "wrong" somehow I think she was just pushed to her fucking limit
imagine you are this grieving woman who just lost her father, husband and (to her knowledge) 3 of her children and then a guy you always kinda hated breaks one the most sacred laws of your culture to murder your second favourite son in front of you. and then you die horribly but come back to life 3 days later as an ugly stinking corpse. I would be pissed too!
she may have been honourable and just in life but even a worm will turn and catelyn stark was NOT a worm she was already bitter and vengeful and violent in life she killed 2 people before she even became lady stoneheart she fantasised constantly about choking cersei to death (hot) she tells brienne she thinks she would enjoy executing traitors (while ned used to hate it) and when roose offers her a scrap of theon's flayed skin she feels good about his suffering and is tempted to accept it
this might be a hot take but I think had she survived the red wedding and then joined the brotherhood as catelyn instead of stoneheart she would still carry out her revenge in a similar manner. maybe she would be a tad more reasonable because I think being murdered would make you a different kind of pissed off but maybe not? the last thing catelyn does in life is killing an innocent defenseless man and then ripping part of her face off she had already lost it
I do agree that as a character stoneheart is a personification of the cycle of violence and not the same as catelyn but to me that change was reactive not magical or whatever. she became lady stoneheart the moment roose pushed that knife through robb's heart
anyway I think we should take a page from the baldur's gate fandom and start calling stoneheart lady shart 🙂↕️
Drawtober Day One Prompt was The Lantern so ofc I had to draw this iconic one from The Untamed