Everyone wants a manic pixie dream girl but nobody wants a depressive pixie nightmare girl

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Everyone wants a manic pixie dream girl but nobody wants a depressive pixie nightmare girl
Im coping with humor and foud family
i hate when assignments ask me to write about "positive experiences that shaped [trait]" because like, dude. i remember nothing positive from my life. i'm nothing but trauma. what do you want from me.
Mental Breakdowns Incoming
I feel like I should preface this by saying my family & I cope with humor... Anyways, here's a conversation I just had with my mom via family group message:
Me: *bitching & complaining bc I'm tired & overstimulated*
Mom: *sympathizes with her own bitching & complaining bc she is also tired & overstimulated*
~ gas meter guys come to move our meter so they don't have to go in the back yard where the dogs usually are. This caused the dogs to go nuts which worsened her overstimulation ~
Mom: Great, now the dogs are on high alert & barking at every little noise. I want my straight jacket in purple with sparkles please.
Me: lmaooooo can I get mine in black with metal studs??
Mom: Absolutely! I will go order those now.
Me: Forget nursing home, we're all gonna be in a psych ward one day.
Mom: Oh definitely!
We may or may not be on the verge of mental breakdowns but at least we're in this fuster cluck together 😂
Friend: Oops! Got your coping mechanism!
Me, gritting through my teeth: That was given by mY PARENTS GIVE IT BACK-
Hahahahaaaaaa imagine being so broken and estranged that watching King of the Hill makes you choke on a sob because Hank tries so hard to be a good dad to his son and it’s so much more human and loving than anything you got in real life lmaoooooofkfkfjfkfkfkfk couldn’t be meeeeee
Me when I openly talk about my mental health to people that aren't my therapist: