#cuckatail

[daishiwaifu]

The cosmos has bestowed upon us the 14 Catalysts of Ultra Instinct, who have descended to establish the formidable Angel Corporation. Their lofty goal? To strive tirelessly towards... well, whatever it is, they're doing.... checks notes... doing some stuff, I guess?

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[thebalancedangel]

No one who trumpets 'justice' ever turns out to be righteous

Beerus (English Dub of Dragon Ball Super)

[fandom-trash-xl]

All of the angels have purple nail polish, including the male ones and the Great Priest!

I just realized it and I think it's really adorable!

[thebalancedangel]

Arak: Why do you always embarrass me in front of Liqueer?

Cucatail: Consider that one of the many things I do on your behalf, my Lord

[thebalancedangel]

[LOL at Quitela playing videogames creating a contrast with Arak meditating.

I guess we know who has the better ranked universe. XD ]

[thebalancedangel]

Cucatail: *starts reading a book about ancient Greek mythology*

Cucatail, after she's done reading: *is grateful that her family isn't that fucked up*

[thebalancedangel]

[Unlegitly legitly what would happen if Cookie met Vegeta]

Cucatail: As the Prince of all Saiyans, are you the product of inbreeding like most royals end up being as time goes on?

Vegeta: ...What?

Cucatail: It would explain why you look like an exact copy of your father, and why you can't quite measure up to the supposedly "inferior" third class Saiyan.

Vegeta: *reconsidering his life*

Whis: ...That was cold, Cookie.

[thebalancedangel]

[Don't give in to peer pressure, kids]

Liqueer: Put 'em up, biaaatch

Cucatail: Hoe, don't do it

Arak: *is the hoe that does it*

Arena: *is destroyed*

Grand Priest: LOL, now clean this up

Cucatail: *deep sigh*