In the Addams family armory, a confession is made as two girls gear up.
Enid: *lacing boots* Babe, I already know all about it. One love, all-encompassing, madness or death if not returned—it’s totes fine!
Wednesday: *checking knives* This unfortunately does not concern my family curse.
Enid: *looks up sharply* You have a different curse?
Wednesday: *adjusts bandolier* Quite so. There was an incident with a fairy godmother of the morally corrupt variety. I required her hair.
Enid: *gasps* You did not!
Wednesday: I certainly did. Needless to say, she was less than pleased. Gloves?
Enid: *passes a pair of gloves* So what does this curse even do?
Wednesday: To be concise, it breeds suffering and misfortune whenever I experience a state of venereal rapture.
Enid: *scrunches nose* Venereal? Uh—ew! Next time, please just say orga— Ohmygosh.
Enid: *stifles sudden giggle*
Wednesday: *peers at Enid while adjusting gloves* What is it?
Enid: *blurts out* Wednesday Friday Addams, are you telling me you have WOEGASMS?!
Wednesday: *goes deathly still*
Enid: *triumphant wiggle*
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *through gritted teeth* Yes, I suppose I am.
Enid: That is SO you, babe! *giggles delightedly*
Wednesday: *sighs*
Enid: *grabs a spear* Okay! I am totes ready to take on today’s horde of giant toad demons.
Wednesday: *flourishes dual machetes* As am I. Let’s go.
The two head for the mansion exit, bristling with weapons and sheathed in protective gear. When they reach the doors, Enid shoots her fiancé a curious look.
Enid: Hey babe, I was wondering. Why did you bring up the curse?
Wednesday: Ah. Well, do you happen to recall when our toad problem first arose?
Enid: Wasn’t it the day after the Wicked-themed Rave’N, senior year?
Wednesday: *subtle smile* Correct. You made for a most ravishing Glinda.
Enid: Thanks to that amazing wig you got me. And your Elphaba? Sexy AF! That dress of yours was absolute fire.
Wednesday: And yet you preferred that dress on our floor, along with yours, my hat, our undergarments…
Enid: *smirks* Yeah, we spent the rest of the night defying gravity, didn’t we?
Wednesday: *fondly* Our very first time. One of my most treasured memories.
Enid: *warm smile* Same.
The tender moment lingers as the two stare lovingly into each other’s eyes, until it is interrupted by a distant croaking noise.
Enid: *blinks*
Enid: But what does that have to do with the toads?
In answer, Wednesday throws open the front doors to reveal the encroaching knot of cow-sized demonic toads and their peculiar cries of—
Wednesday: *steps outside* Indeed. One summoned for every single woegasm you disgorge from my wretched depths.
Enid: 😧
Wednesday: Fret not, mi lobita insaciable. Be proud as you gaze upon the undeniable proof of your carnal talents—
Wednesday: *lips curl in a mad smile*
Wednesday: —and know, with the same immutable certainty of death and taxes, that last night… *glances back at her mate*
Enid: 🫢
Wednesday: Last night you, as you are oft to say, rocked my fucking world.
Still smiling, the twice-cursed seer turns and charges into battle with the reckless abandon and boundless enthusiasm of someone who has recently had their back properly blown out.
Hehe... I totally didn't forget to post about this!
erm- COUGH COUGH
I drew Sans and Sans by... @Werewolf_soup (for some reason the @ doesn't work so erm- yeah) for my friend @salamix 😌 I hope you still enjoy your custom made sans earrings and that random doodle made from memory lmao
and for you, creator of those characters erm- if you see this well- your designs are really cool :3 I know close to nothing about undertale except Sans terrible humour and the Papirus shrine-thing from that dog (???)
Not even a curse could separate true love, when the lord of Storm's End discovered that his beloved Lyanna is truly in love with the dragon knight, Rhaegar Targaryen, he becomes jealous. He then decides to put a curse on the couple, in which during the day Lyanna turns into a wolf and at night the Rhaegar takes the form of a crow. Thus, the couple cannot give themselves to each other, and express their love, but love finds a way, so they embark in a mission to find a way to break their curse.
It has come to my attention that my OC story is no longer on my blog since I lost it. I will find it on my PC and upload it soon (should I make an AO3 for that? I admit I haven't ever used it before lol)
