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𝐀 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐒 : Summons to Olympus — ritual irritations Hades never stopped despising. Winter made them worse. His time with Persephone was finite, carved into precious weeks, and Zeus measured nothing but his own hunger. All because of a prophecy his paranoid mind clutched like gospel. A warning about the most infamous of trickster's. A shadow waiting in the wings. Hades thought it nonsense — until the day it arrived to change his eternity.
𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐌𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 : It might suprise modern audiecnes but cinema (an the enternetiament indursty) have three patrong gods. Apollo, Dyonisius and... Hades.
In the late 1890s, Dionysus, was looking for a new high and a new way to make mortals lose their minds, witnessed early moving pictures. He realized that this wasn't just a gimmick; it was the ultimate evolution of theater. But Dionysus was broke, and Apollo, the traditional patron of the arts, was too busy scoffing at the grainy, black-and-white film stock, calling it "a trashy witchcraft for the peasants".
So, Dionysus descended to the Underworld with a bottle of wine and a dream.
Dionysus: "Hades, my favorite uncle! Listen to me. The mortals have invented a machine that projects ghosts onto a sheet. It traps human attention like nothing you’ve ever seen. I need capital to build theaters. You have all the gold in the universe. Let's do business."
Hades, sitting at his obsidian desk, was initially dismissive. But as Dionysus explained the mechanics, the Lord of the Dead slowly closed his ledger. His eyes glowed a faint, icy blue. He didn't just see a business venture; he saw a perfect reflection of his own domain. He bought out Dionysus’s share completely, took the reins, and became the supreme, silent partner of cinema history.
1. The Literal Underworld Architecture
Hades did not adapt to cinema; cinema adapted to him. Think about the fundamental ritual of going to the movies:
The Toll: You cannot enter the theater without paying a strict, non-negotiable fee at the front gate. The movie ticket is literally Charon’s Obol. You pay the coin to cross the threshold.
The Descent: To enter the auditorium, you walk down a long, dimly lit, carpeted ramp, leaving the sunlit surface world behind.
The Dark Room: You sit in a pitch-black, subterranean-feeling room, surrounded by silent strangers, completely cut off from reality. It is a literal simulation of the Asphodel Meadows.
2. The Metal of the Moving Image
Hades is the god of wealth and the deep minerals of the earth (Plouton), and early cinema was entirely dependent on his personal domain.
Silver Nitrate & Halides: Early film stock required silver chemistry to capture images.
Rare Earth Elements: Modern digital projectors and cinema screens rely on heavy earth minerals, phosphors, and elements mined from the deepest pits. Every time a movie is printed or projected, it is using the raw, physical wealth of Hades to exist.
3. Necromancy via Silver Screen
For Hades, watching a movie is a deeply necromantic act. Adults see "entertainment," but Hades sits in his private theater watching spectral recordings of the dead.
He can sit in the dark, pull up a classic film from the 1930s, and watch actors who have been residing in his Underworld for decades walk, talk, smile, and breathe. To him, the projector is just a modern, mechanical seance. It is the only place in the cosmos where the living willingly sit in a dark room to be haunted by phantoms of the past.
4. The Ultimate Power Trip of a Introvert: "Shut the Fuck Up"
The true reason Hades loves cinema more than any other god? The Rules. Other gods thrive on loud, chaotic worship. Dionysus thrives on screaming, drunken revelry. But Hades rules through silence and absolute order.
For ninety minutes to three hours, Hades exerts absolute authority over the attention of human souls. He forces a room of three hundred mortals to sit perfectly still, turn off their glowing devices, and remain entirely silent in the dark. It is the ultimate manifestation of his divine power: total, unified silence.
(I've thought about this to much, being a filme major myself)
So I’m back on my Patrochilles shit, and I fell down a rabbit hole where someone drew them as F1 drivers. It got me thinking: the only actual duo in F1 that ruins me on a Patrochilles scale is Brocedes. Not Prosenna, not Hunt/Lauda… Brocedes is the true emotional Patrochilles of F1.
𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 : The rivers of molten gold, the sky choked with silver wings and bloodmagic, forty families playing god until the fourteen flames woke up...
As a sapphic person I feel that even though the world is a fire ball engulfed in shit this win is a win !
Ingá Ibsdotter Lilleaas as Lyanna Stark and Henry Ashton as Rhaegar Targaryen
The Great Baldur’s Gate Bake-Off
home and firewatch
a drama based on firewatch sounds awesome
animal crossing x survivor
so basically it's.... animal crossing... but wiht more drama... and being on the island actually hurts
Hollow knight and gravity falls.
Honestly that sounds really sick ngl
Solarballs and omori
Well....i already made art for that au
young royals and those tiny offline three player games wtf why are there gay princes and latinos having sex in the middle of my game ToT
The owl house and doki doki literature club
Doctor Who and either Deltarune or Tetris depending on whether you count mobile games. Yeah, that could happen
oh god oh fuck
Baby Reindeer x Binding of Isaac
what have I done
(also @santaclaushohoho1)
uh oh
marble hornets and hollow knight
that's fucking terrifying
slay the murder drones
noooo 😭😭
Adventure valley
(adventure time x stardew valley)
i would do anything to see this become a reality oh my gosh
Cult of the little pony
(Cult of the Lamb x My Little Pony)
Hmmm. So, the first two episodes of season 5? Maybe add some of the Crystal Empire backstory for the possession and all that. Yeah I think we could make this work
Cult of the heirs
(Heirs of the night and cult of the lamb)
You know what I’d watch the hell out of that. Not just because of the Lars heirs content, but because it’d be so cool
Dunk and Egg Submarine aventures
( knight of the seven kingdoms + Iron Lung )
Im really sorry for what they ate about to go through but I know Dunk will panic and Egg will try and be confident and in the face of this shit fail.
Officially confirmed that my only reliable cure for writer’s block is dragging characters onto a Sports AU and making it everyone else’s problem. Praise be to the Sports AU!
what if your FATHER had the soul of a FOREST NYMPH and your MOTHER had the soul of a SJW BUTCH JOCK and YOU ended up with the soul of a FAST FOOD CHAIN MANAGER but you were TRAPPED in a high fantasy story and YOUR NAME was JON SNOW
Shane's and Ilya's kid, has to be named Irina right? Please let it be.
This man is a cutie pie! I already love him. He is actually putting me into Game of thrones again.
Propaganda That If Your Falling For Past 2025, Bo You Just Dumb:
* That the U.S. judicial system works. Diddy hasn’t been convicted for anything despite everything we’ve seen—don’t tell me that’s justice.
* That Brad Pitt is a good guy now. He’s not. That man is an abuser. As someone who no longer speaks to their own father, I deeply understand what it means when all your kids drop your last name.
* That Gracie Abrams and Sabrina Carpenter are the future of pop. Let’s be real: they’re not pop divas. In ten years, no one’s going to be calling them legends. They’re not Britney, and they’re definitely not Beyoncé.
* That American war films portraying the U.S. (and its genocidal little sidekick) as anything other than violent imperialist machines aren’t propaganda. Please.
* That the American Empire isn’t in its season finale. It is. And honestly? The Roman Empire did it with more style.
* That European football is superior to South American football. Most of our players carry those European teams, and the Club World Cup proves it: Europe has the better PR team, not the better defence strategy .
* That universal healthcare is "too expensive", but the military budget somehow isn’t. Priorities, right?
* That what Luigi Mangione may have done didn’t work. Please. The people in power are terrified of what he might have done.
* That communism is worse than capitalism. At this point, every accusation from capitalists is just a confession in disguise.
* That Benson Boone isn’t the most obvious industry plant alive. No talent. Zero. And no amount of queerbait-coded styling is going to shield him from fair criticism.
* That those fae porn books aren’t just the evolution of the toxic book fandom into adult hood. We had that when we were teens now it’s also becoming an adult think ? I think you need to broaden your reading list and mature, fandom war in your 30s is cringe.
* That those same fae books are written by a racist, zionazi ( Zionist, genocide sympathizer whatever you like to call her) , who appropriated a dying and endangered culture, to write her over done porn. There are better books and porn out there people, if you read from a book by racist I’m side eyeing you.
* That there are any excuses for scamming your fans. If you promise something deliver it other wise you have no honor or word.
* That is is okay for writer to just come out and be real, and tell their fans they are not finishing a book series instead of lying. It’s okay, we already know.
* That the book industry is still looking for the same level of success as the Glasses Wizard Boy books had. And neither the “Mythology kid” or the “Divergece” or anything of that sort. None of those will ever get there. And it’s okay that people don’t connect with those books and don’t agree with them being good.
* That rich people know how to write the reality of poor people ( this one has exceptions). More often then not it’s just poor guy propaganda.
* That nepobabies aren’t privileged and can be offended when they are called out. Let’s be honest if you didn’t have that surname you wouldn’t even be in a Gap ad.
May do a part 2.
So, now that the incredibly charming and talented Robert Redford has passed away and people are revisiting his films, can we talk about the shocking lack of fiction for Indecent Proposal? Honestly, the ending of that movie frustrated me so much that I avoided Woody Harrelson’s films for a while. I mean, let’s be real — she should have stayed with Robert Redford. Her husband literally sold her out! So, yeah… where are the fanfics?
I’ve had this doubt for a while… but who would win in a fight ?
Achilles
Beowulf
So with the new Frankenstein movie dropping soon… how long do we think it’ll take before people start shipping Victor and the Creature (I think his name is Adam??)? 👀 any bets?
Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!
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