âteeth/toothâ - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 416 words
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Harry walks into the living room where James and Regulus are sitting on the couch.
âDAAAAD! PAAAA!â Harry screams.
âWeâre right here, Haz.â James says, rubbing his ear.
âThe volume, he gets from you.â Regulus whispers so only James can hear, and James rolls his eyes.
âWhatâs going on?â James asks and reaches his arms out for Harry to come closer. Harry walks over and stands in front of them. âWhatâs wrong, bud?â
âThis!â Harry says firmly and grins so wide it canât even be considered a grin anymore and aggressively points to his teeth. James and Regulus share a look.
âYour teeth?â Regulus asks confused.
âYes! This one!â He opens his mouth and points to one tooth. âItâs all wiggly.â
âOh! You have a loose tooth!â James says excitedly.Â
âYes! And Ron said itâs going to fall out, but I think heâs nutters. That couldnât happen.â
âWell, Haz, heâs right.â Regulus tells him cautiously.
âWHAT?!â Harry is screaming again.
âHarry, itâs okay. Itâs normal for your teeth to fall outââ Regulus starts to explain.
âMy teeth are going to fall out of my mouth! Parts of my head are going to fall off, and you think thatâs normal?!â Harry interrupts.
âAnd the dramatics, he gets from you.â James whispers and Regulus and Harry look at him with identical glares. Regulus turns back to Harry and pulls him onto the couch.
âYes, youâre going to lose your teeth, but itâs not a bad thing, itâs a good thing. Your baby teeth need to fall out to make room for your new teeth.â Regulus softly tries to explain again.Â
âIâm not a baby.â Harry pouts.
âExactly.â James tells him. âThose little guys have to go away so you can get bigger, grown-up teeth. Like these.â James gives him a wide smile.
Harry narrows his eyes and skeptically looks back and forth between Regulus and James.
âItâs really okay?â Harry asks in a smaller voice.
âWe promise.â Regulus assures him.
âFine. I guess itâs okay then.â Harry sighs. âCan I go play upstairs?â He asks.
âOf course, bud.â James tells him. Regulus and James both give Harry a kiss and he gets up to leave the room.
âI wonder when Iâm going to lose my baby fingers.â They hear Harry whisper, looking at his hands as heâs walking up the stairs.
âI donât think we explained that very well.â Jamesâ eyes go a bit wide.
âWait, Harry, hold on a second!â Regulus call after him and they both get up to follow Harry.
regulus blackâs guide to face painting and falling in love
halloween au <3
struggling artist reg - dad james - baby harry
tw: regulus briefly reflecting on his childhood (u know how it be) and reg inquiring about harryâs scar
The thing about being a freelance artist is this; you take work where you can find it.
Unfortunately for Regulus, that means heâs found himself occupying the Halloween Fair from 12 to 5PM as the face painter.
Regulus didnât understand peopleâs obsession around fairs.
Well, he understood them. The hazardous rides that are operated by people who are either half asleep, or recently graduated from high school. The funnel cakes and apple cider. The apple flavored everything. The pumpkin flavored everything (which Regulus canât find it in himself to hate, despite his best efforts. He sips his pumpkin spiced latte and glowers.) The pumpkin carving, corn maze, haunted house, haunted hayride, haunted arcade.
And of course, the children.
Just because Regulus understands the appeal around fall festivals doesnât mean he likes them. He likes autumn, of course. Itâs his favorite season.
That doesnât mean he wants to sit outside, under the flimsy protection of a questionable tent, painting the faces of squirming, sugar-addled children.
Regulus doesnât dislike children. He just doesnât quite know how to⊠interact with them. He tries, because in all honesty, kids are funny. But they donât always like him. Regulus is grumpy; stoic. He tries to joke, but kids donât love dry humor, sarcasm, or straight faced deliveries.
Would he like to share his life with a husband and a child or two? Of course. But he doesnât want to raise a child just for them to despise him. He doesnât want to marry someone just for him to be disappointed in the father Regulus might be.
But Regulus also knows he doesnât have great parental examples to go off of. And he knows what not to do. Knows what made him feel small. He still feels the things said and done that stick with him; the scars he bears.
Heâs spent hours painting pumpkins, bugs, princess masks, Spider-Man, those motherfuckers from Paw Patrol. More characters from the provided booklet he canât remember, on so many faces he canât remember either. But itâs money, and money keeps him paying his share of the lease with Sirius.
Regulus checks his watch. 4:53PM.
The fair wasnât as busy as it was earlier this afternoon. The clouds were dark and scowling, but were far too cowardly to start actually crying. He stood from the cheap stool, stretching his back, reaching for the paintbrushes to start packing up.
The brushes had been provided by whoever hired him, but he still had an intrinsic need to clean them properly. He canât stand the thought of paint cemented into the hairs of a brush. And these brushes are perfectly good still. Regulus wonders if anyone would notice if he stuck them in his bagâ
âDo you have time for one more?â A deep voice asked from behind him.
Regulus turned to see a beaming child in the arms of a man, wearing the same smiles. The same dimples. The same curly, brown hair. Even the same glasses.
Regulus was absolutely freezing, and he was sure if he touched this kidâs face, he would start to cry because if it. He desperately wanted to beat the rain before it started pissing down, but the boy was grinning, and Regulusâ heart squeezed at the thought of taking that from him if he declined.
So he nodded and said, âYeah, of course,â and rolled the table of supplies in between the chairs theyâll sit in.
The man set his son down, thanking Regulus while the boy hurtled himself into the rickety chair, climbing into it like he was scaling a mountain. One muddy, red Converse kicked up onto the seat to haul himself into it, his knee slipping as he planted himself on the cushion.
âThis is Harry,â the man gestures to his son, who was busy inspecting Regulusâ paints, his nose almost touching the pallet.
Now that there was no line and the fair seemed predominantly empty, Regulus could relax. Could handle small talk. He paused gathering the brushes heâd been in the process of purloining to give Harry a closed lipped, but genuine smile.
âHi, little love. Iâm Regulus.â
The man slid some cash in the tip jar before sitting in the chair beside Harry, knees spread, elbows resting on his legs. âAnd Iâm James.â
He reached out to shake Regulusâ hand, not seeming to care that it was covered in paint. It was warm and firm, long fingers nearly encasing Regulusâ whole hand.
Harry smiled up at Regulus as he took a seat in front of him, his knees bracketing the boyâs tiny legs as he kicked the air. He had a small gap between his front teeth, and after he clawed the hair out of his eyes in that aggressive way that children doâlike they have a vendettaâRegulus saw a webbed scar on his forehead.
âCool scar,â Regulus acknowledged.
No, Halloween Fair face painters arenât mandated reporters, but he was dubious anyway. Regulus had been a child with marks. With secrets. Children Harryâs age love to talk about anything and everything. It was part of their development. Regulus wanted to see where Harry took him, or didnât.
But Harryâs smile only grew, like he was eager to tell the story. An abused child probably wouldnât do that.
âI was running through the forest, and allullasudden, I just knewââ Harryâs eyes were wide, demanding Regulus not look away. âI was around, surroundââ he looked up frustratingly at James for help, and James only started to whisper the word before Harry cut him off, the word coming to him. ââsur-rounded by these guys! They were in these black coats. And I was running super fast because I was ini-vib-sible, and then I tripped. There was this tree. I fell. My head hit the ground so hard, and I fought them off and escaped and the guy really wanted my ring, and he was really weird looking. And then, I have a scar.â
So, the entire plot of the Lord of the Rings, with a personal spin.
Regulus liked him.
âTripped and fell into a table,â James mouths, exaggerating his words so Regulus could read his lips. His hands cupped around his mouth so Harry wouldnât notice him spoiling his story.
âHmm,â Regulus ponders, draping a paint-stained rag over his thigh to distract himself from a smile. âI think Iâve heard about that. That was you?â
âYes,â Harry says with conviction. James is looking at his son with such adoration that it makes Regulusâ stomach hurt. He has to turn away.
âI canât believe Iâm sitting in front of the boy who saved the world.â Regulus mock bows to him just because he knows itâll make him laugh. âThank you for allowing me the honor to paint your face. Unfortunately, little love,â Regulus puts on a sulk. âthe glasses will have to come off.â
Harry ripped them off one handed, throwing his arm out to James who was already reaching to take them. He folded the temples, tucking it into his shirt and letting them hang off the collar.
Regulusâ eyes may have lingered on the tan skin, and James may have seen him. The corner of his mouth was quirked when Regulus glanced back up at his face.
Oh, God. He was hot.
Regulus looked away, hoping the chilled, autumn air disguised the heat in his face. He turned to Harry, even as he felt James looking at him still.
Regulus purses his lips. He would not laugh at this child. He would not laugh.
He sucks his lips into his mouth, his cheekbones aching.
âReally into Lord of the Rings right now, as youâve probably guessed,â James offers, looking equally as affected as Regulus.
Regulus nods, turning away from them in attempt to turn his laugh into a cough. He fails.
He takes his phone out instead and pulls up a reference picture of the creature, then sets his phone on the tray off to his side. Harry glances down at it and smiles excitedly, legs pumping.
Harry flinches at the first few swipes of paint, but sits fairly still after he gets used to the temperature. He kicks incessantly, but they donât land on Regulus, so he doesnât mind. At one point, James asks permission to take a video to send to Harryâs mum.
Regulus hadnât really let himself hope, but he was still a bit disappointed. He would get over it, he knew, butâ
âHer wife is the one whoâs been reading the books to him. Sheâs gonna be beside herself when she sees what heâs done.â
Regulus offered to take some photos of Harry and James together. James excitedly handed Regulus his phone, then scooped Harry up and propped him on a hip. Harry grabbed Jamesâ hand, which was sporting many rings, and pretended to bite his fingers. It was futile, but James attempted to look terrified. He ended up cracking and breaking into a heart-stuttering smile, eyes squinting and cheeks giving way to dimples.
The pictures were adorable, naturally.
Harry broke character suddenly, gasping, a hand slapping on the top of his head. Regulus saw a raindrop sliding down from his hairline and wiped it away, just before it could drip onto his face and smear the paint.
To Regulusâ relief, James was also stifling his laughter as he set Harry on the ground, removing his own jacket to implement it as a shield above his son. The rain was picking up now into a light sprinkle. âForgot an umbrella, babe. Weâre gonna have to run super fast.â
Regulus absolutely didnât think this through before he did it, but he said, âWe wonât let your paint get ruined, love.â
He walked to his bag and rummaged around for his umbrella. He opened it and handed it to Harry, whose chubby hand wrapped around the handle, but wasnât strong enough to hold it up against the breeze.
James and Regulus grabbed it at the same time, all three of their hands piled on top of each other. Jamesâ was over Regulusâ, so he couldnât just pull away without ripping the umbrella from Harry, and he was absolutely not doing that.
James removed his hand with the barest hint of pink on his cheeks. He put his jacket back on now that his son was protected from the rain, thanking Regulus for holding the umbrella.
âDo you have another umbrella?â James asked once his jacket was zipped.
âUhâ no. But I can find one. Iâll ask someone. Iâm alright.â He attempted to wave it off, despite knowing that he is anemic, and his fingers are already freezing.
âOkay, take this back, please. I canât have you walking back in the pouring rain.â
âIâll be fine. You guys take it.â
âLet us walk you to your car.â
Regulus cringed. âI⊠took the bus.â
Jamesâ eyes widen. âYou were going to walk to the bus stop, and then all the way home with no umbrella?â
âYyyes?â
James raises a brow at him. He really hadnât thought it through.
âTake your umbrella.â James goes to hand it back, then had to stop because of Harryâs death grip around the neck of it. James starts to, presumably, ask him to let go.
âWhat umbrella?â Regulus turns to pack up his supplies, avoiding looking at James. He knows playing this card probably wonât work but hopefully if heâs annoying enough, it will convince James to just take it. âI didnât give you that umbrella. You came with it.â
James deadpans. âOkay, if youâre going to do that, weâll just have to give you a ride home.â
Regulus spasms. âWhat? No, thatâsâ you donât have to do that.â
âI didnât do anything. You asked me for a ride.â
Regulus gasps, but heâs smiling. Damn it. âOh, youâre good.â
Regulus lives fairly close, about 10 minutes away. The ride is almost silent. The radio is low, and Harry talks all about their day, sparing no details. What they saw, what they did, what he ate, who he talked to, what he thought about the corn maze (âWhy canât I eat the corn? Why is it there then?â to which James responded, âItâs not for us to eat.â to which Harry responded, âWhy?â to which James responded, âI donât know, babe. I just know they asked us to not eat it.â to which Harry responded, âWhy?â).
His little thoughts bounced around the car until they abruptly stopped. Regulus peeked into the backseat to see him sound asleep, his mouth open, head lulled to the side. The blue eyes Regulus had painted on his eyelids stared back at him, and Regulus began to regret his artistic choice.
As they drove, Regulus couldnât help but sneak glances over at James. He almost doesnât want to look at him, but he canât seem to stop. Heâs stuck between wanting to remember him and not wanting to look at him so he can forget his face easier. At one point, James glances back, the gold frames of his glasses glinting from the streetlights.
Regulusâs house is dark, the porch light Sirius left on for him flickering, when they pull up to the curb. Sirius has gone into a Halloween frenzy, and it looks like a Spirit Halloween vomited all over the front porch and yard. Jack-oâ-lanterns line each step, the carvings depicting various faces. Waterproof fairy lights in the shape of ghosts hang from the oak tree, twinkling like the flames of a candle.
âThank you forââ
âMaybe I could see you again?â James says quickly, like heâd been thinking of saying it for a awhile, but hadnât had the nerve to.
Regulus looks over at him, wide eyed. James ran a hand through his mussed hair, looking endearingly nervous.
Regulus grins, all teeth, and James returns it. âI would love that.â
When I finished Fallout 3 for the first time, I bawled at Jamesâ death. My mom had walked in and I looked at her, eyes bloodshot, tears running down my face and said âFallout Dad died.â
She sighed and walked away. I received a bowl of ice cream half an hour later.
See? Your mom understands. And YOU understand đ
It really was genuinely heartbreaking though, all that time and effort, the almost happy ending, and then BOOM
It's all torn away and you're left a bumbling, crying mess with nothing but ice cream to dull the pain.
Which... happens more often than not with fallout games, I think. Or is that just me? đ
iâm sure this has been said before but james potter wouldâve been so fucking proud of harry being scouted for the quidditch team in his first year ??? as a seeker ??? dude wouldâve been jumping around in circles screaming and bragging to anyone that would listen
also adds a whole new level to when sirius buys the broomstick for harry in the third year :â(
âthe game planâ au where lily just died and harry is left with petunia, so he goes looking for his dad. james is a famous football player, who eventually falls in love with harryâs ballet instructor, regulus.