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nick talking about his new baby girl, maya — 04.17.26
puppy needs a break..
Single dad Nick sketches <3
Okay so I have thoughts about this tiktok
1) you and Noah are parents, not just any parents, but cool parents. So you do this for your little one's birthday party. In the end the ones who enjoy it the most are the guys who end up talking with those teenagers, giving them advice and stuff, seeing their younger selves in them
2) you and Noah are auntie and uncle and you do this for one of the guys kid. It's a surprise and you two are known for bringing the best gifts, so it's no surprise that the birthday kid says you are his favorite auntie and uncle and that it's the best present ever, privat concert at their birthday party.
3) the band is actually made up from BO kids and they have their first gig at kids birthday party, so all of the dads are rehearsing with them and helping them, watching little omens form in fromt of their eyes.
Set in a Grocery Store
Nick Fury doesn’t do grocery shopping. He has people for that. But somehow, somehow, he’s been roped into supervising Natasha, Maria, and Clint at a store because Coulson claimed it was a “low-risk” task.………well Coulson was wrong.……dead wrong.
Nick Fury: already regretting his life choices “We are here for supplies, not for you three to cause an international incident in aisle five.”
Maria Hill: grabbing a cart, completely blank “Relax, Nick. We’re just picking up essentials.”
Natasha Romanoff: dropping three bottles of vodka into the cart “yea……Essentials.”
Nick Fury: crossing his arms “Romanoff.”
Natasha: innocent baby face “Yes?”
Nick Fury: annoyed and deadpan “SHIELD budget. Not ‘spy-on-vacation’ budget.”
Clint Barton: holding up a box of Lucky Charms “Okay, but what about this? Asking for………me.”
Maria Hill: grabbing it out of his hands and putting it back “Absolutely not.”
Clint: offended “Why do you hate fun?”
Maria Hill: deadpan “I practically run SHIELD. Fun is a foreign concept.”
Nick Fury: rubbing his temples “One that was offensive but true. Two…We are getting food. REAL food. Not whatever Barton considers ‘nutritional.’”
Clint: grinning “Hey pizza is nutritional.”
Maria Hill: blank sigh “exactly the problem.”
Five minutes later, Nick is fully rethinking all his life choices even choices like agreeing to become director as he watches the shit show unfold.
Natasha: holding up two different brands of strong deathly coffee “Maria, which one do we get?”
Maria Hill: blank as ever “The one that won’t literally kill us but the strongest one they have.”
Clint: grabbing a third brand “Oooooooor you know we get this one because it’s on sale.”
Nick Fury: staring at him eye unblinking“We are not saving pennies on coffee.”
Clint: mock whispering “Is this how rich people shop?”
Natasha: smirking “I think this is how competent people shop.”
Nick Fury: snatching the coffee and throwing it in the cart “ok whatever…I DO NOT care anymore.”
Two aisles later…
Nick Fury: looking at the cart in disbelief “Why in the fuc*ing world are there ten boxes of Pop-Tarts in here!?"
Clint: completely unapologetic “Emergency rations…duuuuuh.”
Maria Hill: grabbing one and reading the label “These are s’mores flavored.”
Clint: grinning “Exactly. High in sugar, easy to carry, and delicious.”
Nick Fury: glares at Natasha “Are you just letting him do this?”
Natasha: grinning as she sneaks another box into the cart “I believe in strategic resource allocation.”
Nick Fury: deep sigh “children…I work with actual children.”
Maria Hill: finally smirking “well, You’re the one who keeps saying you’re not our dad.”
Nick Fury: grumbling “And yet I’m the responsible one here.”
By the time they reach the checkout line, the cart is filled with an unnecessary amount of snacks, several questionable purchases, and a pack of cat treats (for goose, obviously). Fury is glaring at all of them.
Nick Fury: pointing at the cart “more than Half of this is not necessary.”
Natasha: dramatically putting gum on the conveyor belt “It truly Depends on your definition of necessary.”
Maria Hill: without looking up “Nick, seriously just let it happen.”
Clint: grinning “Yeah, unc. Let your kids live a bit.”
Nick Fury: glaring “Barton, I swear to—”
The cashier gulps as the most intimidating group of people she’s ever seen argue over groceries like a really dysfunctional family. Nick finally quits and sighs as he hands over the credit card, resigning himself to his fate.
Nick Fury: as they leave the store “Next time, Coulson is coming.”
Maria Hill: smirking “yea…Coulson’s smarter than that. He knew to get out while he could.”
Natasha: grinning “Face it, Fury. You’re stuck with us…for eternity.” Tiny ‘evil’ cackle
Clint: waving a Pop-Tart box “Family bonding time was a success.”
Nick Fury: muttering “I hate this job.”
Goose is waiting in the car, half of the car eaten. Fury sighs, yells then tosses her a treat, accepting his fate.
nick x luke pls ik u have made like 7 of them but your my fav writer
You ask and you may receive. I have an insane amount of Nuke fanfics I have not put out yet and thank you so much hearing I'm your favorite writer really warms my heart
"Hey honey what are you drawing" Luke smiled sitting on the floor next to his daughter "I drawing you and daddy" the toddler smiled brightly and Luke smiled looking at her little stick figure drawing of him and Nick "that's really good!" Luke said "and I drew me!" She smiled, Like looked at the drawing again seeing the smaller stick figure next to them then noticed she drew something in the corner that looked like a dick "oh honey is that a butterfly?" Luke asked and smiled then Penelope shook her head and Luke's smile faded "what is it" he asked "it's a penis!" She yelled and Nick burst out laughing in the next room "i- honey where did you learn that" Luke asked the color In his face draining "daddy showed me!" She said excitedly and Luke sighed, of course he did that fucker "Honey that's not something we just draw" Luke sighed and she looked at him confused "no daddy said it's normal to have a penis" she tried to reason with Luke and he shook his head "sometimes daddy is a bit dumb" Luke sighed again. Nick walked into the room and smiled at his husband and daughter "that's cause it is" Nick smirked "yes it is normal but not to draw" Luke glared at Nick and Nick just kept laughing "Dada do I have a penis?" Penelope asked innocently and Nick laughed even harder "fuck I'm crying" Nick said and walked out of the room "sweetheart you don't have a penis" Luke sighed cursing his husband she nodded and kept drawing. Nick walked back into the room wiping his eyes from laughing so hard and Luke glared over at him mouthing that he was gonna kill him.
4x9 LETS TALK INSIDE
oh my GOD
Nick wanted to move the baby inside. Bc it was cold. That's paternal instinct. THATS !DADNICK energy! THATS what a fucking MAN looks like FRED
these songs slap
Facts, now picture this: ur like 7yrs old, Nick is your dad. You're scared of the monsters in the dark:
‘baby in the mix’ (nicholasgrimshaw’s instagram story, 12 May 2018)