#damian:

[robs-your-robins]

Damian who isn't used to baby talk just being completely concerned when anybody uses it. Bruce once turned to Damian while making his lunch and asked did he want any 'nanners? Damian's frown only deepens when Bruce holds up a banana. Damian who spills a glass of milk and Dick just goes "whoopsie". Alfred who upon admiring Damian's bruised and cut elbow calls it a "boo-boo?" Damian who so concerned, dials up Tim and his like, "Bruce, Dick and Alfred are simultaneously suffering a stroke or they're possessed. Either way, you must help."

[chaoticbatfam]

Damian: I do not care for a single one of you and if you died I would not even deign to attend your funeral, for it would be naught but your own incompetency that led you to your grave Jason: you can’t hide from me, I saw the family portrait you’re painting. It was very sweet. Damian:

[ddamiqn]

dick is absolutely 100% a stinky older brother but with damian his parental/dad instinct takes over like “jesus take the wheel” but “damian is baby i Can’t”. this isn’t to say he doesn’t tease and banter with him all the time but he’s never done some of the meaner things/instantly regretted it so hard he could never do it again

[ft-nostalgia]

Bruce sees Jay and Kory making eyes at each other or whatever somewhere in Gotham.

"Oh, so when he does it, it's fine."

[tannedtomatoes]

I bet Dick got Bitewing as an attempt to bribe Damian into rejoining the family and you cant convince me otherwise. I mean, what's the best way to get your estranged traumatized baby bro to come back home? Letting him play with your new puppy, duh

[chaoticbatfam]

I am never letting go of the “English teacher Jason” headcanon/AU. It’s the best thing ever, I don’t give a shit what you might say. “He didn’t have a lengthy education” so what? This is an AU. He gets a better education. “He’s not good with kids” SAYS WHO. “He’s too busy with his vigilante life” IF TIM CAN RUN A COMPANY THEN JASON CAN BE A TEACHER.

specifically here are the reasons this headcanon/AU slaps:

jason: here's the homework for tonight, guys. bring it back in the morning. unless you have extenuating circumstances. I'm aware a lot of roads are closed and some of you might be hopped up on any number of air pollutants tomorrow because of the recent joker gas outbreak. just . . . i don't know, send me an email. His students: . . . the homework is literally to read a book jason: oh yeah. then . . . read. i guess. don't do anything else. also, don't go out. the bat's working on the gas problem.

jason: here's the book for this week's paper. It's one of my personal favorites! so disrespect it and I fail you. his students: . . . this is a janme austen novel jason: *built like a brick, wearing glasses that do not hidde his perpetual glower, has bruised knuckles* yes? his students: *internally* thank god none of us have insulted jane austen before his students: nothing, teach

Tim: hey, do you have time to join me on patrol tonight? jason: sorry, no. i ghotta read and edit like four papers, and one of them is Jimmy's. it's gonna be a wine night. tim: tim: my first instinct is to ask why you're reading and editing papers but I really honestly just want to know what the fuck jimmy did

his students: *falling asleep* jason: OMG IS THAT RED ROBIN his students: *snap up to look out the window* jason: *bangs hand on desk* WHY WOULD YOU CARE MORE ABOUT RED ROBIN THAN JOHN MUIR. ONE'S LITERALLY A KNOCKOFF ROBIN WITH A BURGER FRANCHISE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FOR A NAME

his students: *conversing in the hallway* yeah he's like . . . super ripped. i wonder if he . . . what if he's a superhero??? jason, wlaking past: *deadpan voice* ah, yes. i confess . . . *rips off glasses* I am superman one brave soul: we were thinking more like . . batman jason: what? ew, no.