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Batman / Superman: World's Finest #12, April 2023. Cover illustration by Dan Mora.

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Part 2 of My Bumble Date from Hell

Okay, I’m back! So anyways, I ran behind him out of fear he was going to put his hands on her but don’t worry, he’s not a complete idiot, he didn’t touch her. He did get real close to her and started yelling at her. By the time I got over there she was walking away. I finally told him we need to go. He insisted he was fine and to not let that moment ruin our date…too fucking late but you know what, for whatever dumb ass reason I said okay LI still regret that decision and it got so much worse. So, now that everyone’s staring at us, we go back to our picnic area and he continues to drink and record me *eye roll*. Oh he brought speakers too, I’m not gonna lie, his music choice was a vibe. But he ruined that shit too low key. He acted like it was his playlist but it was actually a Brent Faiyaz Spotify playlist…which, I mean I’m not judging…but I’m judging, but only because he acted like that was his beautiful creation. Why lie about that? Anyways, it happened guys, the moment I was most afraid of, he turned to me and said, “oh shit, you know Blaine?! She told me to tell you hi!” I was so fucking pissed. Blaine was one of those girls I knew but would never tell my business to. She seems to always know peoples business. I kid you not, within 30 seconds of him saying that, I got a DM from her saying “Yo you know he has a whole ass kid on the way right?” My. Stomach. Turned. I dropped my phone and just stared at him. His drunk ass didn’t even notice. So, once I gathered myself I told Blaine I had no fucking idea but good looks. I may not fuck with Blaine but in that moment I did, she responded with sending me the girls IG profile, clutch. Luckily it wasn’t private. My heart was racing, we all know that feeling, scrolling hella carefully to make sure you don’t accidentally like anything, meanwhile he’s just living his best live with not a clue of what’s going on. Just goofy. So I’m scrolling and it didn’t look like they were in a relationship but he was definitely the dad. The picture of them at the baby shower, yea y’all she’s been pregnant for a while, had a caption that said “Our situation may not be ideal but I’ll always respect you as the father of my son.” So that’s why I figured they probably aren’t dating but still! Call me crazy but if you have a kid or one on the way that’s definitely worth mentioning. So anyways, I’m scrolling and scrolling on her page and guess who tf I see. The girl taking the pictures of us. Yup, she was at the baby shower, I didn’t know her relation to them but she was for sure there. This idiot knew her all along. So now I’m pissed because I’m clearly caught up in some mess but also, this girl was really taking pics of me and my dumb ass was too naïve to realize, sticking up for her and everything. Ughhh!! So when I finally got over the initial shock, I was like “Yo”, and I showed him the phone. Y’all I can’t make this shit up, this man instantly burst into tears. Sir. Fuck is you cryin for? Because you were exposed? Ewww. I rolled my eyes and started packing my shit. He started crying even more and, I mean do have a heart y’all. I felt bad just leaving him there crying. Sometimes I wish I was ruthless. So here I was, consoling a liar in the middle of a pandemic, and he starts coming up with all of these reasons for why he didn’t tell me. All BS tbh. Oh and that girl is the future kids moms best friend AKA the God Mother. She happened to see us and was investigating, as any good friend would. Kudos to her frfr. So once he calmed down I told him we should leave and he said he wanted to show me something to try and make up for everything. I just wanted this “date” to be over but he clearly was hurting and I knew I would never talk to him ever again so I said fine. He suggested we go to the water to see the sunset. Ehhh that part was actually really cute. So anyways we were chillen by the water and it was beautiful, I was actually considering hearing him out when he sobered up BUT…this dumb ass thought it would be funny to rough house near the water, he thought tickling me would be cute…I hate being tickled. It’s the worst feeling because I’m telling the person to stop but I’m laughing so it’s misleading lol. I should start putting a “No tickling” disclaimer in my bios. Anyways, after trying to escape the “tickle monster” I kept backing up, tripped on a rock and fell in the Nasty! Ass! Water! I got out the water drenched and just fucking lost it! Everything I had bottled up just exploded and I just went off on him the way Tyra Banks went off on that one girl we were all supposedly rooting for back in the day. Anyways, I guess he didn’t like what I had to say because he started going off on me. I don’t really remember what he was saying because he was so damn drunk and barely making any sense but I do remember him saying “Nobodies fucking with your dusty ass anyways.” Oooop. Bruh that shit honestly had me weak though…but only because I know I’m not dusty and that’s on periodt. But also, I love a good roast session. So anyways, I’m walking back to go get my skates so I can get tf and they weren’t there…yup, my fucking skates were gone. I mean why not? It was a horrible date already, lets top it off with my skates being stolen, nbd. Anyways, I hopped my nasty soaked ass in an uber and ubered my ass home. As you know by now from my other blogs, ya girl is a whole ass investigator outchea. As soon as I got comfortable I went back on his future kids moms IG and just started digging lol. Lucky for me she’s one of those girls that posts everything so it was quite entertaining. I didn’t really find anything juicy out though, just that the bike he came with was hers, apparently he didn’t have a car for a while so she was kind enough to let him use her bike since she couldn’t use it right now, maybe it was her brothers, idk but regardless, the FUCKING nerve of him. Long story short, I got the juice and I don’t have time for shit like that and I think I answered my own question, no second chance for him. He’s actually texting me now saying he was so embarrassed and out of character. Aht aht, sucks to suck. Lmao what a damn mess? Well anyways, I’m about to be out. Oh guess what?! Remember the ex I mentioned a few blogs ago? The one that led to my 9 months of celibacy? I think it’s time I fill you guys in on that story. I’m going to a cookout this weekend and him and his new gf will be there. I hate having mutual friends with ex’s. The last time we spoke he drunk called me and told me he regrets everything and that he was sorry and he wanted to meet up…his girl was in the other room.

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Blush, handholding, candy??

💌 Valentine’s Day Asks 💌

blush: what could someone do this valentine’s to make you feel special?blowjob

hand holding: do you like pda?No. I have trouble acting like I’m even remotely romantically/sexually involved and thankfully I’m not pressured to (other than by everyone BUT my partner, go figure) but I am working on it despite that

candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?It depends on the date? I’ve only ever been on one date to a “restaurant” and it was a Subway at an anime convention

#date from hell #happy valerikay day #answered ask memes #valerikay

FRIENDLY ADVICE TO THE GUYS

If you’re taking a girl somewhere in your car, please don’t make jokes about roofies and chloroform, because she has to get in your car and you’re probably just creeping her out. Please and thank you.

#text post #DATE FROM HELL

Part 3 of my Wild Neighbor

Alright guys, I’m back so pretty much, Olie said this whole thing started when she saw Leigh leaving our apartment building and acting weird. She said she was confused because she didn’t know who tf she was visiting and why. She said her sister finally broke and told her she was visiting my neighbor because she had an appointment with her. She automatically assumed it was a therapy session so she left it alone. Well a few weeks after that, she saw her sister in person and noticed something different about her but she said she didn’t say anything because she was just happy to see her in person and didn’t think much of it. Later that night she couldn’t stop thinking about how something was off with her sister so she said she called her and told her she looked so different and ask her if she’d done anything. Her sister swore her to secrecy and finally told her. She had gotten a boob job. Now Olie didn’t care about that, because she wanted one too, plus it was barely noticeable. So they were talking about it and Olie kept asking her where she got them done and how tf she was able to afford it. She said at first her sister kept playing it off but that only made Olie more suspicious...Leigh eventually caved in and explained. So, you remember how Olie saw Leigh coming out of our apartment building that one day? Well, that was the day she got them done and she was leaving my neighbors apartment because she literally got them done IN my neighbors apartment!…tf?!?! I was shook y’all. Apparently she had done over 200 illegal cosmetic procedures in her apartment...she’s been there for a year and a half. How tf could all this happen right under my nose? Was I that oblivious? I mean I am just in my own little vibe most of the time but damn Alyn. I’ve been in this womans home and never noticed a thing. But honestly it makes sense, she has a two bedroom (lives by herself) and apparently did them in the “guest room” which, was closed every time I went there. So anyways, it all made sense and I understood why Olie said something to the lease office. I was honestly shook for the rest of the night…not because I was scared of my neighbor but I just swore I knew her and shit like that creeps me out. Like how was she able to keep such a big secret? I started wondering if she was even a therapist and if the stuff I was telling her was truly safe…ugh I’m still shook honestly. And on top of that I have to find a new therapist but whatever. She’s in custody right now, I have no idea how it’s going to end because she has to have a trial and they’re trying to get in touch with all the people she illegally worked on. Oh and on top of all that, she’s not new to this shit. She’s been doing this for years now and just kept moving around every few years. Shits just crazy bruh, I honestly want to move but I have a dope ass view and I love my apartment lol, I just feel weird here though. I wonder if they’re going to tell the next person that lives there what happened? Who knows. They didn’t waste any time advertising the unit though, it was a crime scene for about a week but now that shit is back up on the website available for rent. Gross.

Sorry y’all that shit was a little crazy. On a positive note, I got a new job!!! Yup, even in the middle of this quarantine ya girl was still out here putting in work. It’s with the same company but a completely different sector. I’m so hype guys. I might get to move to a different state or maybe even a different country. Which, I mean shit, after all of this shit I just went through, I’m all in. All of the logistics are put on hold right now until we have a better control on COVID, but we’re still discussing things! I’ll keep you guys posted as I find info on that. Anyways, guys, idk what to do. I met this guy on Bumble and we went on literally the worst fucking date ever but he’s been reaching out to me every day he wants to “try again”. Ugh idk. I’m about to go on a run but I’ll explain what happened on the first date when I get back, lets just say it ended with my clothes soaked AND me having to catch an uber home which wasn’t how I got there.

#igotthejuice #part3 #final part #covid-19 #wild neighbor #friday #new job #date from hell #bumble #spring #glad that's over #still shook

not to be a mean girl but i went on a date w this guy i'd never seen irl but had been texting for like a month and he was so ugly that the minute i laid eyes on him i rallied the troops