uuuuuh whaat this is CRAZY yall, what a wild time when I, a paragon of leftist moral character, am agreeing with America's Uhr Neonazi? This is so unprecedented and crazy, amirite everyone? 😂
how fucking DARE you draw any implications from this repeated unprecedented development, you filthy zio k*ke!? I wokely hope you and all jews are cremated.
'Roman Darkmoor Must Die.'
The Devil of Darkmoor Collector's Edition, by Henford-on-Bagley's own A.D. Dorian. This (pretend) period romance series follows the varied loves of Roman Darkmoor, the man everyone wants, and wants to kill. Our hero is a bisexual disaster on a mission to get himself off--er, offed--and everyone is dying to help him.
Have you read this?
Happy Valentines Day! In honor of those who'd rather just read a book, we brought you a gift! Because why would you brave a date or spend money when you could be at home with a spicy novel?
Featuring fully-designed covers, familiar tropes, and an actual plot (!), the Devil series is bound to bring your Sims some joy. And it looks nice on a table--or, if you're shy, under a bed. We won't tell. Preview gifs, more info, and download below.
Like enemies to lovers? Hurt/comfort? Forbidden love? What about swordfighting? Magic? Time-travel? If any of these ring your bell, this is the fandom for you! Be braced: the forums are a warzone.
Download: Patreon (free) | SFS
All filed under Clutter or Storage > Bookshelf. The readable books can be bought from a phone or computer, just like any other book. They should also be in the catalogue, set apart by their preview style.
Starring:
Etain Bishop as Juliana Lalune
Frederick Duncan as Dr. Albert Sterling
Fredette Duncan as Lucia del Sol
David Duke as Captain Cyrus Astraean
"the Traveler" as the Fairy Godmother(/father/parent)
and Victor Gray as Roman Darkmoor
Some Facts About this Project:
Dez came up with this in 2022: Harlequin-style trashy novels as unique clutter. The original concept was 2 deco books. It turned into 3 deco books, a full book set, and 5 readable books. So far.
The titles are modeled after 1980s romances. Dez went through hundreds of Simlish fonts, and finally modified the title font character by character to better match the English font, Georgia.
Every bit of text in this is Xan's fault. He went overboard. Back cover blurbs, book pages, the lot. Don't let a writer do anything.
The book pages were meant to be cliche racy novel schlock, but they came out much better than expected. Oops.
We hope you like this--and that, if you do, you'll tell us. Between research, screenshots, photo-editing, font-editing, meshing, writing, testing, designing and redesigning, we spent actual, real-world months on this. And we're proud of it. But it was a lot.
Despite that, Xan is considering a semi-historical version. (Let's be real: dirty books are not a new invention.) So that might happen.
Mini-Credits:
CC on the covers courtesy of about a million people, including @soft-simmer @happylifesimsreblogs @lady-moriel @midnight-moodlet @trillyke @strangestorytellersims @plazasims @kotcatmeow @candysims4 @okruee and about a million other people. I'll make a proper shoutout when I have time to count it up.
Poses by @sciophobis @helgatisha @natalia-auditore @sewersims and @solstice-sims. Couldn't have done this without you.
It’s kinda interesting how much antizionists want to make extreme Zionists into people who believe Jews (or white people, because when you’re already simplifying things down once why not simplify it multiple times) are racially superior to others, especially Palestinians, when in actually the racist view they most commonly hold (as far as I’ve seen at least) is that Palestinian culture is inherently anti-Jewish in such a way that a solution cannot be reached with them and everything done to prevent attacks by Palestinians against Israelis is justifiable. A slightly smaller number replace the word “Palestinians” in the previous sentence with “Arabs” and/or “Muslims”. To be clear, these views are racist/Islamophobic (and besides that they give excuse to not commit seriously to working towards a solution), but people seem to really want say Itamar Ben Gvir, say, to have the same politics as David Duke (or perhaps more pointedly, Stephen Miller) and it just ain’t so.
anti-david duke voodoo doll in new orleans amidst david duke's 1991 governorship campaign. duke would later lose the campaign, despite clinching the republican nomination in the primary