#dbza quotes

[demondarakna]

"I will kill as many people as I have to as long as you are one of them."

- Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, TeamFourStar

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[melishade]

Attack on Prime Incorrect Quote: For when shit hits the fan and Megatron has finally matured to being a better person.

Main Story

Megatron: I'm sorry. 

The Survey Corps staring at Megatron in disbelief. 

Levi: Oh, wow. We are fucked.

[khlegacynexus]

Leo: I’m here for Mikey. We need to train.

Mikey: But Leo Dr. Rockwell said if your shoulders get any bigger-

Leo: That’s why we don’t talk to him anymore.

[im-a-fan-of-things]

Felt a little OFF the other day ⚾️

[kleptoandpyro]

Rip: Mr Snart, I am not going to tolerate you stealing my possessions, any longer! You sir need...

Snart: Please don’t say it-

*Rip puts on sunglasses*

Rip: ...a TIME out.

Jax: Omg is he serious-

Rip: Eventually, there will be a TIME...

Sara: Rip no-

Rip: ...when you realise you can’t do this, TIME and TIME again.

Ray: Rip, stahp-

Rip: And it’s high TIME that I put my foot down.

Kendra: Plz Rip-

Rip: So take some TIME to think on what you did, Mr Snart...

Snart: Where’s Chronos when you need him-

Rip: Because this is the last TIME it’s going to happen.

Legends: WE GET IT, YOU’RE FROM TIME!

[demondarakna]

"All these squares make a circle!"

- DBZ abridged, Team Four Star

For more quotes search tag: #making quotes pretty

[khlegacynexus]

Shredder: you know Tiger Claw I’m starting to think my people don’t understand what I pay them for

Tiger Claw: You don’t pay us

Shredder: Er…allow them to live for!

[melishade]

Attack on Prime: Incorrect Quotes

(This was something I felt like I should’ve done a while back which sounds like fun) Spoilers/Link to story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36583423/chapters/91243426

Hanji: I am trying to talk to my friends! *turns to Megatron* Hey, Megatron, we’re friends now, right?

Megatron: Frag off.

Hanji, giving off a subtly unhinged, smile: The best!

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Levi: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Prime?

Optimus: No.

Hanji, raising her hand: I do!

Levi: I know, Four-eyes.

Hanji: I’m sad.

Levi: I know, Four-eyes.

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Hanji: Name one way to be nice to people.

Megatron: Don’t kill them.

Hanji: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

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Hanji to Megatron: I’ve decided to see your threats against my life as flirting.

Megatron pulls out sword, only for Optimus to tackle him to the ground.

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*Optimus, giving off a small smile*

Connie: Optimus, you’re smiling.

Sasha: It’s weird, like seeing a turtle out of it’s shell.

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Levi to Megatron: Now, do take this the wrong way, but I can’t wait for you to leave.

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Hanji: Optimus, what’s the best way to get revenge on my enemies?

Optimus: The best revenge is living with kindness and moving on.

Hanji glances over at Megatron: Megatron?

*Megatron slams a gun on the table*

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Zeke (who does not like Megatron despite their alliance): See you in hell.

Megatron, smirking: Are you asking to court me? If so, I accept.

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Hanji: Delaying death is Megatron’s favorite hobby.

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Armin: Why is this god-forsaken hole worth dying for?

Megatron: Don’t ask me. You’re the ones that are going to be dying.

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Mikasa: Megatron, you...saved me?

Megatron: You are the only one that I respect.

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Levi: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?

Megatron: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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*Megatron addressing the Warrior Cadets*: Any questions?

Gabi, raising her hand: Yeah, ever killed anyone with a spoon?

Megatron: No, but I am seriously considering it.

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Optimus: I’ve only had the Survey Corps for a day and a half, but if anything happens to them, I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Megatron: Awfully violent eulogy, Prime.

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Megatron: I have a plan.

Optimus: Your last plan was murder.

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Hanji: You are my best friend, and i would do anything for you.

Optimus: I want you to eat three meals a day and maintain a proper sleep schedule.

Hanji: Absolutely not.

(This scenario can also work vice versa, with Hanji scolding Optimus.)

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Hanji to the Scouts: I’ve figured out a foolproof way to determine if someone’s evil.

Jean: And that is?

Hanji: If they dislike Optimus, they’re evil.

Eren: Yeah, that makes sense.

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Megatron to Zeke: What’s the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

*Zeke stares at Megatron in disbelief*: Those are children. That’s a school.

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Optimus: Remember when you didn’t solve all of your problems with murder?

Megatron: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Eren: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Optimus: I’m sorry, YOU WERE STABBED?!

Eren: Lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.

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Megatron: Could you be any more annoying?

Hanji grinning with delight: Easily.

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Levi: God, give me patience.

Optimus: I believe the term is ‘give me strength.’

Levi: If God gave me more strength, Buckethead would be dead.

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Optimus: Take care of yourself, Eren.

Eren: Optimus, I’m fine. I’m your student.

Optimus: And that is why I am saying it.

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Megatron: Don’t worry, I have a few weapons up my sleeve.

Rod Reiss: You mean ‘tricks’?

Historia, Eren, and Kenny: He does not!

Megatron, pulling out his sword: I do not.

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Optimus: I have a medical condition. It is ‘caring too much’ and it’s incurable.

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Levi: Before I do anything, I’d ask myself: “Would Buckethead do the exact same thing?” If the answer’s yes, then I don’t do it.

(This was fun. Megatron is definitely the easier one to associate the incorrect quotes with because he’s such an asshole. As the story progresses again in December, I’m going to continue this because they’ll be more information to work with. But if you guys have your own ideas for incorrect quotes, I’d be happy to read it.)