#dc hellblazer

[cholericanomaly]

you got things to do (probably)

[tocka-irbis]

how would each of the dc characters react to having a bf that accidentally falls asleep mid sex before everything gets freaky because they're so relaxed

Initially, I thought that the reader was lust drunk and passed out but since you said relaxed I took a different approach. Sorry if I misinterpreted what you meant;;

I was also considering adding Question (Vic Sage), Hal Jordan and Kyle Rayner (Green Lantern) but decided against it.

With basis of them just getting into it after some or a little foreplay:

At first Jason might think you're messing around until you start to snore. Maybe he'd ride you while you get some rest if he's feeling too worked up to go to sleep. You guys (probably) talked about this before since he's normally out doing organized crime at the dead of night.

Roy might settle with cockwarming you unless you had promised him to fuck him earlier. He's reasonable enough to wait at least a couple minutes before nudging you awake— it's not the same if it isn't you touching him.

It's hard to say how Dick would react, maybe he'd laugh it off and tuck you in seeing that you look so comfortable. Or ease you awake with teasing touches. I think it really depends on the mood he's in that night.

While Bruce can be patient— he has his no problem with staying tucked by your side. But if you've already gotten the tip in, he's likely to be a bit frustrated when you don't start moving. Taking initiative on either taking you to the root or out, he will definitely have you make it up to him later though.

Poor Clark would stay put no matter what position you had him in. That is if he isn't feeling too needy, he'd wait for you to wake up and rightfully demand you give him what he oh so patiently waited for. And you wouldn't have the heart to deny him that, would you?

Definitely expect to get hexed or cursed by Constantine if you doze off mid-fuck. Not to say he isn't into the idea of using you while you sleep but he really likes the way you handle him. He might feel inclined to use a spell to jolt you awake but then neither of you are going to get out of bed anytime soon.

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[han-the-human]

He's such a dork I cant

[captainsphinxart]

eepy

[cindersalad]

A drawing I made for myself in a month or so between commissions, and never got to actually post. I wanted to try out a square sketchbook I got and got very carried away askfg Inspired by this.

It's been a while since I drew Constantine, I missed drawing him,,

[belablue222]

some of my favorite hellblazer panels so far as i’ve been chipping away at it

(if you can’t tell i’m currently at the family man arc im a baby fan 😭)

here’s some of my thoughts but Heads up for hellblazer spoilers

The story is so fucking good delanos done an excellent job with worldbuilding and taking the story in directions i didnt expect. Yeah sure it involves magic and the occult, but it feels very grounded in realism and maturity and it makes everything very believable and captivating. And genuinely i love john so much.

A lot of mischaracterizations regarding him would be solved so damn quick if people just, read hellblazer.He’s a humanitarian through and through and a complex character. he cares about kids, minorities, and cares for and is a part of queer people. he’s not even a violent guy he hates firearms and can’t even fight or hold a knife to save his life. (he hates bread crumbs all over his flat…)

the family man arc is defo my favorite one so far but the original sins is also a close second. I think it’s the fact that we get more of a glimpse into john’s personal life and family (thomas constantine when i catch you thomas constantine i am your biggest opp) and we get to see john have very raw emotions that are usually deflected via humor and sarcasm.

i also….love that suit. blue suit i miss you blue suit. maybe ill draw blue suit john 👀

i also just read issue 29 while getting my first tattoo :D! but yeah i’m having a lot of fun with reading it hehehe

[homo-faggot]

[vertigoartgore]

2000's Vertigo Secret Files: Hellblazer Vol.1 #1 cover by artist Phil Hale.