#de abel

[lesbianjunimo]

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[sweetiemayy]

Abel x Reader Headcanons!

Abel x Reader

TW: NSFW, Neck Biting, Cowgirl, Oral, Descriptions of a FAT cock, Gentle Giant!Abel, Fingering, face riding, Dependent!Reader, Ables a total sweetie, F!Reader, NOT proofread.

A/N: I'M CUMMING I LOVE HIM. Thanks for the request! ❤︎ ya!

Edit: Hello residents! So there’s been a lot of activity on this specific fic and I believe it’s because of a character from a different fandom. Just to clarify this is Abel from Date Everything!

𐚁 I love him 🤤

𐚁 Abel lovesssss to nip at your neck. By the end of the day, the column of your throat is littered with hickeys and teeth marks.

𐚁 It’s not even about marking you, either. Whiles it’s definitely a plus, Abel genuinely just likes to love on you.

𐚁 SPEAKING OF!! Kisses go a long way with him. During your first few dates, a kiss to his cheek makes him spiral. He loves the connection.

𐚁 FAT COCK

𐚁 It’s so thick and heavy, your hand doesn’t even wrap around it properly. And he leaks so much precum it’s insane.

𐚁 AND its hairy. He's got a long happy trail leading from his belly button to his dick.

𐚁 Abel really just loves to see you on your knees.

𐚁 COWGIRL POSITION ALLLLL DAAAAYYYYY.

𐚁 Abel LOVES seeing you ontop of him. Watching your ass jiggle with as you take every inch of him makes tears prickle in his eyes.

𐚁 And his face totally flushes when he cums. His lips split into a small, dorky grin, as he tries to wipe at the tears in his eyes without you noticing.

𐚁 You definitely notice.

𐚁 He always, without fail, takes his hat off his head and holds it to his chest when he’s bashful.

𐚁 Speaking of, when you’re riding him he 100% lays his hat ontop of your head. It’s big, and falls off every time he thrusts into you, but you just look so good in it.

𐚁 Abel really can’t help himself.

𐚁 HIS FINGERS ARE THICK!!

𐚁 Perfect for preparing you.

𐚁 With such a big cock, it’s easy to accidentally hurt you. And he’ll apologize over and over for his mistakes.

𐚁 Abel is a much CHAMPION. He loves when you ride his face. Don’t be scared to put your weight down, cause he can take it.

𐚁 He also loves to carry you. Watching you depend on him is a dream come true. That amount of trust is so sexy to him.

[furniture-fetishist]

Dyou ever think about how any of the dateables fucking you against a wall becomes a threesome with Wallace. Same with table sex and Able. If you're fucking Chance or Mac against the desk Dasha is there to support you

YES I DO.

I saw a post somewhere about Hector watching you masturbate from the vents and he ends up cumming and it starts dripping down the wall, omg poor Wallace. 😭

But in all seriousness, Wallace, Able, and Dasha are all so strong.

Wallace absolutely would wrap his arms around you keeping you in place while whoever is giving you mind-blowing head. You’re whimpering and squirming and he’s just whispering sweet ‘wall’s’ in your ear.

Abel…listen, I can and will polish Scandalabra’s knop right on top of Able and he is not gonna be happy about it. I genuinely think Abel would ask you to not. Just don’t. Not on him.

Unless you ask first, there are certainly a few people in the house he’d be willing to make allowances for. 👀

DASHA, MY LOVE. She’d hold you and she’d talk you through it, that accent, FUCKING HELL.

For example, Chance would be fucking you and Dasha would be like, “Yes, moya lyubov, you are doing so well, yes?” Hips would be twitching, and she whispers, “Yes, little one, let it happen. You are safe here with Dasha.” (Gonna have to write this eventually…)

[hashemovitch]

you all worry too much about "the decline of america" and not enough about walking in on your desk topping your table

[sukipershipper]

Outside Abel, or Picnic Abel if you rather!abel

[yyunalescaa]

I’ll continue to be That Abel GirlyTM because no one wants to make anything for him. Working on the patches tomorrow. Not looking forward to hand stitching any of this.

[thehoneycrypt]

Which dateable do you think would be good babysitters for Hank 5’s kid?

Teddy, knowing he told MC bedtime stories in his route would be really great imo!

obvs teddy is the #1 go to babysitter for hank 0 :D the other hanks can't be babysitters tho cuz they coparent hank 0 with hank 5 but other good babysitters would be betty because she has a very gentle presence and mateo because he has shown ability to care for living things. honorable mentions, tho? telly cuz he's entertaining (he puts on ms. rachel and educational kids tv for hank 0), dasha because she has a protective presence (she will train hank 0 to be the strongest), and abel because he's a reliable guy (hank 0 will find him to be so comfy to lay on lol) just keep hank 0 away from the kitchen crew

[furniture-fetishist]

Happy trail hcs perhaps... for any character I don't really mind I'm just curious on your opinion on this (｡· v ·｡) ?

-🦇 (Vampire Anon!)

Happy Trail Headcanons for Jerry, Hank 3, and Abel

Jerry

He’s a relatively hairy man.

He’s got all that stubble and I just know he’s hairy everywhere else too.

So yeah he has a pretty prominent happy trail, but it’s not TOO much.

There’s a small tuft of hair right below his belly button, it thins a bit as it goes down, and then it fills back out.

The hair is so dark and I just think it’s really course and scratchy. But also he looooooooves if you lazily trace over the trail when you guys are chilling in bed. Actual shivers.

He keeps it natural, doesn’t shave, doesn’t trim. He’s a mess as a person, why should his happy trail be any different?

Hank 3

I’d have a seizure if I saw his happy trail, this man would not be safe around me.

Starts full right under his belly button and goes down in an upside down V.

It’s not wild, he keeps it trimmed, but again, it’s very thick.

It’s also soft, you’d think he conditions it.

He knows it’s sexy too. If he wasn’t always wearing that damn suit, he’d be the type to stretch and make his shirt ride up to show it on purpose and he’d wink and then I’d die.

He does get a bit blushy if you kiss it tho. 🥺

Abel

WE LOVE A BEAR.

We can SEE that chest hair, sir, we all know you have a lot more than a happy trail. It’s like a happy…highway. It’s big is what I’m saying. He’s hairy. Is what I’m saying.

Like seriously, it’s almost hard to tell he HAS a happy trail because it’s surrounded by more hair.

You can tell it’s there though because it is a bit thicker and a bit darker under his naval and leading down.

His hair is THICK. His hair is COURSE. And he does want you to just rub circles over it while you guys cuddle. It’s so relaxing to him.

He trims just so things don’t get TOO crazy considering the amount of hair, but he keeps it pretty natural.