#de dasha

[grizzgotmilk]

more dateables

[mayrine]

[lesbianjunimo]

new date everything holiday art, yet again!! this time for new years! my fave details (INCLUDING EDDIE WEARING VOLT’S JACKET??? HELLO???? IM GONNA DIE):

EDITED TO ADD KEYES AND JOHNNY BECAUSE STOP THAT’S ADORABLEEE and Keyes in that dress…i’m gay

[furniture-fetishist]

Dyou ever think about how any of the dateables fucking you against a wall becomes a threesome with Wallace. Same with table sex and Able. If you're fucking Chance or Mac against the desk Dasha is there to support you

YES I DO.

I saw a post somewhere about Hector watching you masturbate from the vents and he ends up cumming and it starts dripping down the wall, omg poor Wallace. 😭

But in all seriousness, Wallace, Able, and Dasha are all so strong.

Wallace absolutely would wrap his arms around you keeping you in place while whoever is giving you mind-blowing head. You’re whimpering and squirming and he’s just whispering sweet ‘wall’s’ in your ear.

Abel…listen, I can and will polish Scandalabra’s knop right on top of Able and he is not gonna be happy about it. I genuinely think Abel would ask you to not. Just don’t. Not on him.

Unless you ask first, there are certainly a few people in the house he’d be willing to make allowances for. 👀

DASHA, MY LOVE. She’d hold you and she’d talk you through it, that accent, FUCKING HELL.

For example, Chance would be fucking you and Dasha would be like, “Yes, moya lyubov, you are doing so well, yes?” Hips would be twitching, and she whispers, “Yes, little one, let it happen. You are safe here with Dasha.” (Gonna have to write this eventually…)

[hashemovitch]

you all worry too much about "the decline of america" and not enough about walking in on your desk topping your table

[19-sakura-87]

[thehoneycrypt]

Which dateable do you think would be good babysitters for Hank 5’s kid?

Teddy, knowing he told MC bedtime stories in his route would be really great imo!

obvs teddy is the #1 go to babysitter for hank 0 :D the other hanks can't be babysitters tho cuz they coparent hank 0 with hank 5 but other good babysitters would be betty because she has a very gentle presence and mateo because he has shown ability to care for living things. honorable mentions, tho? telly cuz he's entertaining (he puts on ms. rachel and educational kids tv for hank 0), dasha because she has a protective presence (she will train hank 0 to be the strongest), and abel because he's a reliable guy (hank 0 will find him to be so comfy to lay on lol) just keep hank 0 away from the kitchen crew

[pollsforpollsforpolls]

Favorite Date Everything Character Tournament

Eddison (Eddie) Watts, The Fusebox (He/Him)

Dasha, The Desk (She/Her)

Voting ended onJul 9