#deadpool franchise

[goinggpostall]

how deadpool and wolverine should have ended

[verywolf589]

No because I need a found family fic of Laura, Blade, Elektra, Gambit and Johnny with Wade and Logan as the annoying couple. Please and thank you.

[bread-blogs]

Okay come with me

Take my hand

Close your eyes

And imagine caramelldansen in a Deadpool movie

[sombersaturn]

I... Deadpool is a valid Warrior Cats name...

Someone have better written a warriors x deadpool fic I can't be the only one who's realised this

[obsesseddiary]

Fui ver Deadpool e Wolverine ontem!

[crazycatsiren]

No lies though, gay porn does even less for me now that I've seen Deadpool and Wolverine doing whatever the fuck they were doing in that Honda Odyssey.

[verywolf589]

[verywolf589]

Logan: Where did you get those?

Wade: I bought them when we filled up.

Logan: We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Wade! We are on a very tight budget.

Wade: This didn't come out of our travel fund.

Logan:  Oh.

Wade: Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.

Logan: Where did you get 25 extra bucks?

Wade: I sold some stuff, to Al.

Logan: Your blind roommate?

Wade: Yeah! Ha ha! [Suddenly feels ashamed] Yeah.

Logan: What did you sell her Wade?

Wade: Stuff.

Logan:  What kinda stuff?

Wade: I don't know, stuff. A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, [cough] your bird.

Logan: My bird? You sold my dead bird to a blind woman? Wade! The bird didn't even have a head!

Wade: Peanut , I took care of it...

[cuts to shot of Al's hands stroking the stiff bird with it's head wrapped in scotch tape] 

Al: Pretty bird. Yes, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?