Hey @ionlydrinkonline sorry something weird happened with your ask. It got deleted and then when I tried to find it I couldn't and then posting this took several tries because Tumblr mobile sucks! But anyways, thanks for the ask and I will be doing Delphi/Victoire cause theyee adorable
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Depends really. Delphie can be an asshole or Victoire's fam will interfere and it will last months; but if they can get over Delphie's assholeness and if Delphie can control her temper around the Weasleys everything will be just fine.
How quickly did/will they fall in love?
LMAO. So, Delphie is very much her parents child and as soon as she saw Victoire she was like, 'I I want her.' and then spent months obcessecing over her, like Voldemort and Bellatrix, respectively. Victoire took a little longer, but after Delphie started making her move it took her days to be hooked.
How was their first kiss?
Victoire was the one who made the move cause Delphie is a dumbass. So Delphie had a 25 step plan of seduction and damn it she was gonna see it through. Victoire tired of dropping hints for Delphie to kiss decided to just plant one on her. Delphie was both dazed (because it was awesome if a little awkward because of the suddenness) and angry cause, damn it she had a plan!
Delphie for sure. After spending some time talking with Andromeda about her mother, Delphie decided that she didn't want a undefined thing like her mother and father had. So she bought the ring.
Teddy Lupin is a good boy and a good cousin who is very happy for his ex-gf and his new weird cousin. He's best man to Delphie.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)?
Victoire's sister and some girls from Hogwarts.
Who did the most planning?
Andromeda and Molly. Fleur is very happy for her daughter and she likes Delphie just fine but she doesn't have the patience to plan a wedding, besides, Molly insisted. Molly doesn't like Delphie very much, mostly cause the girl does resemble her mother a lot and because of the mild guilt she has over Bellatrix death because it left a child orphaned. Andromeda will never forget that her sister murdered her daughter, however, she will also never forget that Bellatrix had loved her immensely when they were young, so she decided to be better than Bella and help her child.
Victoire was as cool as a cucumber. Delphie on the other hand, was a wreck. She kept thinking about how her parents relationship appeared dysfunctional (loveless) to the casual observer which was what she was. Then - somehow- Draco to the rescue. He brought Delphie some of Bellatrix journals (and an apology) in which she talked about love, loyalty and commitment. Delphie relaxed a bit, she was as much as her mothers daughter as she was her father's. She would love Victoire to the best of herself until the day she died
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Delphie is Rich af. A Lestrange, aRiddle, a Gaunt, and a Black? She can pay for 20,000 extravagant weddings and still have money left to pay for 20,000 more.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?
Narcissa. Delphie can handle anybody but the woman who was supposed to raise her and protect her but then sold her to the Rowls? Nope. Draco and Scorpius are invited tho.
Technically they switch, but it's Victoire.
Who is the one to instigate things?
Delphie is horny on main 24/7
How healthy is their sex life?
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last?
Depends 1h if they are too tired or don't have time, or all night long.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?
Victoire is a giving top and Delphie doesn't like owing anything to anybody...
How rough are they in bed? -
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Delphie is a touched starved lesbian, yall. And Victoire is happy to indulge.
How many children will they have naturally?
2 boys, both named after stars: Altair and Leo
How many children will they adopt?
A little girl from a family that abused her. Her name was Isabella or Bella for short.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers?
Delphie, who always wanted a family tries to be as involved as she can with the children.
Who is the stricter parent?
Victoire. The kids have Delphie wrapped around their fingers.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?
Victoire. Delphie - as the chaos causing Black - is laughing in the background and high-fiving the kids.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Victoire, because Delphie is a airhead sometimes.
Who is the more loved parent?
Delphie, because Victoire always makes sure to let the kids now how much Delphie loves them.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Delphie, who just sits there and laughs in the professors face as he calls her kids 'brilliant but a menance'.
Who cried the most at graduation?
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?
Who does the most cooking?
Delphie once almost brought the house down while boiling water... So, Victoire.
Who is the most picky in their food choice?
Victoire, but since she cooks...
Who does the grocery shopping?
How often do they bake desserts?
Rarely, but Delphie picks some on the way home often.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?
Who is more likely to suggest going out?
Delphie, so Victoire can catch a break.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking?
Delphie, who is a control freak.
Who is really against chores?
Who cleans up after the pets?
They have snakes... So, Delphie.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?
Victoire, cause she knows she dusted everything wrong.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?
Despite cleaning it only once in a blue moon, Victoire is the one that finds the treasures...
Who takes the longer showers/baths
Victoire. The kids (and Delphie) are exhausting.
Who takes the dog out for a walk?
...They have snakes, who don't need walking? But Delphie still does it...
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?
Delphie never had much of a childhood, so they do it every chance they get.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon?
Who plays the most pranks?
Victoire, she's a Weasley after all
