My dog serves as training wheels for caring about Myself
Reading a zine while You poop is a fun way to mix up Your routine
Call Your routines rituals
Apologizing unconditionally is a gift
Tell Your friends You love them but You don’t want to talk
Dijon mustard on a slice of veggie pizza
My teeth are whiter after eating Your cunt
You don’t know anything about the future
That doesn’t mean You don’t know anything
Getting out of bed in the morning is the single hardest thing You will do all day
Everything else is gravy (extra) (bonus)
You are the most important part of Your life and everything else is gravy (extra) (bonus)
I already got out of bed today