#direct messages

[jumboscarelet]

Keep getting weird people in direct messages asking me where I live. So I send them a photo of Reginald Jeeves from Jeeves and Wooster 1990 with the text Yo Dad's, and it always works at getting them to block me.

[speiro]

dms with @princess-ecstasy

[mrchill]

Uh… What kind of nonsense this sh*t is ? 🙄

[idkwidatp]

Hi, little psa, if I dont know you in real life I will not respond to your messages.

[thatpollguy]

Do you prefer talking to your "in-real-life" friends, or your online friends?

"In-real-life" friends

Online friends

Voting ended onNov 30, 2025

[wanderingmind867]

Everyone seems to want to contact me over direct messaging, and I'm both flattered and intimidated. Too intimidated to actually answer any of the messages. My dad should probably learn that people want to talk to me, because he does deserve to know. He's like my only friend in real life, so I should probably tell him about the mild acquaintances I seem to have on here.

But I'm still too nervous to tell him all of that, and I'm too nervous myself to reply to any of the direct messages. I'm appreciative of every single one, but I can't work up the nerve to respond to any of them. I'm sorry about that to everyone who messages me. Because I do feel bad not responding. But my nerves are simply too bad to risk interactions like that.

[yvng97]

Me: omg someone wants to chat with me ☺️

*open dm*

Sex bot: hey wanna have a good time ? 😉

Me: oh…. 🫤

[amberistrans12321]

HE KEEPS CALLING ME PRETTY GIRL IM JUST DJEJRJEJEJ AHHHSJEJEJEN