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NO NO NO NO NOT MY PATIENT NOT MY PATIENT
A simple black carriage arrives at the designated spot. Edith glances out the window and opens the door.
Greetings. Do get in, please.
@prosecutor-paledew
"Hello!"
Doors says excitedly as he gets in. He's wearing his nicer set of clothes, the one he wore to the trial. The Wind is Soft in Summer is wearing a clean and simple but clearly not new frock. She carries a small bag on her back.
"Hello, and thank you, Ms. Edith Lawyer."
May I take this opportunity to tell everyone not to be stupid for April fool's?
Do not take out a contract as a joke, some people are quick workers.
Do not attempt to scare a working Assassin. Our profession is a dangerous one and most people grabbing us from behind mean us harm. Mostly because we mean the person paying them harm, but that's neither here nor there.
Likewise, a fellow Assassin ought not to go out of their way to frighten somebody by faking a contract or showing up in work clothes. People do react badly to shock and in rare cases die of heart attacks, and then where will we be?
Apologies again for my previous behaviour in this regard.
I am aware this is Ankh-Morpork but please. Do not be stupid.
I have both bad art and ordinary art for you •°
1.) Herrah the Beast - unfinished sketch of my beloved spider woman
2.) Geronimo Sartore (my OC) - still holds on to religion in a prosperous technological future
(Discworld characters - Death, Lord Vetinari, Mort - inspired me in the creation of this character, I hope you like them)
Anwen knocks on the shop door and walks in with Mouse being Very Good perched on her shoulder
Kara, it's me. I've brought Mouse along too
@ms-anwen-cross
[Kara beams and walks over to the two.]
Anwen, Mouse! Hi! Come in, come in. Sorry the door’s locked I had just closed up.
[He unlocks the door.]
BOOM💥
What is this? It's my first attack for Art Fight 2026! >:D
Actually, this is my first year on this event. I didn't even though that it would be so fun. I have so much ideas for that, but for my first attack of course I choose to take someone's discworld oc, so my first victim is Hex Miku from Astral_Chronicle [on art fight website]. I don't know. It is kinda obvious concept I guess, but right when I saw this character I was like "damnit, I HAVE to draw it". I'm not quite sure if I drew her completely right, the reference wasn't really clear, but I hope that at least they'll, and you, gonna like my interpretation👀
I got this idea almost as soon as I saw the character. I think it's because Hex itself associates for me with those cover for "thing". Not going to lie, I think that I am steel new in discworld fandom, I've read only five books and Hex appeared only in one of those – in Hogfather [I'm not British or American so I can only hope that I'm writing all these names right😭], but it was enough for me to get a bit… terrified. I just couldn't get rid of thought that it's so similar to what's going on now with AI. Especially I loved the moment when Ridcully asked if that thing doesn't really think, just pretending [or something like that, I can't remember directly] and Ponder confirmed, but in reality he himself was unsure of his words. That was so good.
Also, now I don't really know which book should I read next: I doubt now between "The Colour of Magic", "Equal Rights" and "The Truth", but I'm leaning more towards the second one, I really want to see witches.
behold!! discworld self insert, piper peppercorn. theyre 30 years old, a self taught witch, and not very good at it. definitely cant possess eagles or anything. mostly specializes in divination and herbology, and makes and sells good luck charms. always carries a big bag of witchy things. rents a room in the shades. excitable & impulsive. bffs with angua bc i SAY SO !!! they or she pronouns. short n fat. glasses are perpetually smudged. keeps a knife in their right boot, just in case. idealistic and easily angered. filled with hubris. a giggly drunk. friends call them pip. and im sure ill think of more little traits later!!
My mage oc, Discworld edition
He's a chaos wizard, but not in the cool mystic cosmos way