Hi, could you do a DJD headcanon for a human reader, like they were just gonna take it as hostage but eventually became a honorary crew.
i love this trope for the djd lmao
honorary djd human
they weren't sure how, why, or when the change happened
one day you sat in a cage for an animal, and now you're atop tesarus's shoulder while you argue about human reality tv
nickel is by far having the hardest time with this change. she despises humans, more so than the usual decepticon hatred towards humanity, and for good reason honestly
nickel will never go out of her way to talk to you, but she at least tolerates your presence and refrains from ripping you limb from limb. call it a win
she does, VERY reluctantly learn human anatomy and medicine at the request of the crew (she wasn't going to until tarn got involved)
speaking of tarn, he is also handling it very poorly. he's conflicted. on one servo, he strangely enjoys the alien presence. his world has been opened to a variety of music and literature he would have NEVER willingly exposed himself to before. on the other servo, he's a decepticon. not just a decepticon, he is the leader of the decepticon justice division.
tarn will act like letting you free on the ship was his call, just to feel like he has control over you, as if it wasn't because helex wanted a mascot, tes got bored, and kaon thought you would be a cute new pet
kaon treats the human like a pet that can talk, not like a sentient being with autonomy over themself. he really just sees you as a friend for the pet, just a little smarter
from an outside perspective, it seems that vos has the same mindset as kaon. then again, no one ever really knows what's going on in vos's little head
in the start, vos found fun in tormenting you. dragging you into the vents and watch you get lost and terrified, throwing you around, just generally terrifying you.
then, when he got bored with that, and had some realisations surrounding his past and your situation, it turned more into a morbid curiosity
but now you're no better than him. the vents are your domain
helex and you have kind of a.. strained relationship
he was banned from interacting with you when you were still caged. he kept threatening to eat you. the others thought it was just to scare you, until he actually tried
so yeah, that's still on your mind
helex is probably the freakiest of the whole djd, in both meanings of the word. he will not stop trying to weird you out, but depending on your reactions, he might warm up to you
once you said you were cold so he threw you in his smelter on a low setting. you still freaked the fuck out bc you thought you were going to die
nickel thought it was hilarious, kaon was pissed that helex stressed out his little pet
i'm definitely biased because tesarus is my favourite, but you and tes get along like a house fire.
his previous interactions with human media give him more understanding of your references you might bring up
you are the only one allowed in tesarus's room. it is filled with cutesy plushies, posters, and human media references, he will die before the rest of the djd finds out.
given you are human, he feels safer revealing this to you
he will kick your ass at mario kart, don't fucking test him
