#dnd pun

[persuasioncheck]

Fighter: Yeah, I have a feat… where did my feat go… Barbarian: —At the bottom of your legs!! Cleric: —At the bottom of your legs!!

[threegoblinsandarobot]

Goblin Rogue: The Umberlee guys are coming to Waterdeep? Goblin Cleric: They're gonna make it Waterdeeper. Goblin Barbarian: Gonna make it Waterdeepest. Goblin Rogue: Gotta stop them from making Underwaterdeep.

[lockhinge]

[long story short: the awakened shrub has monk levels.]

Player: It’s the awakened shrub’s turn... Crouching Tigerlily, Hidden Snapdragon! DM: I hate you. Take a point of inspiration.

[weird-but-hey]

Contrary to popular belief there's way more materials to make dice out of than just Metal and Resin... False Diceotomy

[itsalwayslearning]

In the centre of a temple devoted to the patron of bards, there stands a tower. People flock to this structure when they've lost their way in life, hoping to get some ideas or just plain hope.

I call it...

The In-Spire! :D

[frowningfox]

A werewolf warlock, or a Werelock, if you will.

[grump-les]

Valentine's cards!! Best time of the year, even though it's sometimes the loneliest.

[persuasioncheck]

DM: You come up to the edge of a well— Player 1: Oh well! Player 2: Well said. Player 3: Well, actually... DM: [sigh]