#does that qualify

[hailsithiis]

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[safespacespence]

“spencer get under here now!” you scream-whispered urgently.

spencer tilts his head, looking at you under your fort of pillows. “what-why—?”

you shot him an intense look. “nOW SPENCER OR ELSE WE’LL DIE!”

he held in laughter as he shook his head and begrudgingly entered the pillow fort.

“now you need to hold me and give me kisses.”

inspired by this post

[will-lookatwhatwehavehere]

I’m a dad now

[horseman10153]

Item: The Map Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What is the most beautiful world you've played on?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

oh golly gee guys i got an uncommon.. hoo boy. probably the mcdonalds playground thing

[marlowmalenk]

Please stop handing my change on top of my cash

I can’t hold it and it’s awkward and I drop it so literally please just hand it to me separately

[eepybubble]

me

[dietpepsis]

I think it's kinda fucked up that in school sex ed they teach you about men's genitals but they teach about the female reproductive system. Like, we know what a penis/ balls looks like and how our uterus is set up but there are still women and men that think pee comes out of our vagina. Why are female genitals not talked about.

[thingsareswinging]

And this is another one.

Mainly for the chorus.

Listen to that chorus.

Listen to the second chorus.

Listen to those harmonies.

Just fucking listen.

This is from the exact same band that made Johnny Kick a Hole in the Sky, legitimately one of the worst songs I have ever heard.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are my favourite band.