shane hollander would despise learning russian. not as in the act itself, he loves ilya so he will obviously do it but like. the language. at first he'll be like "oh wow! a set of rules! nice." but then he will realise that the rules are fucking meaningless. he will want to kill himself when he learns about all the cases and conjugations because wdym you make all these fucking rules but don't follow them. wdym there are no written accents in common russian. how is he supposed to know if he's плачу́ or плáчу if you don't fucking tell him. with every conjugation he has to do he inches closer to death. don't even get me started on the fucking cursive. why does т become m in writing? fuck if i know! good fucking luck trying to learn this fuckass language holy fucking shit













