#dps richard

[todd-anderson-trash]

silly little doodles ft meeks x pitts and also a headcanon by @cowboylexapro that i cannot stop thinking about where neil scoops todd up (and air jails charlie 4 biting ppl)

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things the dead poets would say but its the shit my friends have said:

charlie: do it cause it feels good, thats what moby told me

todd: the kitty kat emoji

charlie: plan b haver

knox or neil: id be a great girlfriend

gerard: bitches be bonkers

anyone to cameron: did you wake up on the wrong side of the couch

neil: life sucks then you die (i’m sorry)

knox: i got to piss like a race horse

steven: my mom thinks im gay because i have a blanket with a picture of a shirtless boy in my room

charlie: cameron’s like putting lipstick on a pig

cameron: tuff tooties

gerard: i didn’t do steroids, i know i look like it but i dont

neil: pp heart

stick: i had da dream i was a bubble guppy

charlie: im so fucking sexy, did you see my boobs? neil: girl where are the boobs?

steven: my turtle ran away

hopkins: diligent dick [insert name]

charlie: quit your pussyfooting

chris to ginny; talking about bra being uncomfortable and ginny kinda phrases it like she’s offering hers: i mean take it off i guess

mr keating: stupidity has its benefits

todd to a bug: that bug. do you have a big butt?

steven: its like math; if [knox/charlie/other] is single, then he does not have a girlfriend. if [knox/charlie/other] is desperate, then he imagines one

neil: so many wieners just evaporated

knox: i have the masculine urge to paint my room black and putt down turf

ginny or charlie: material gorl

charlie: im like fricken confucius

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Richard Cameron Headcanons 2

- clubs: debate, crew team, forensics, honor council, student council, and service

- hesitant but irrational

- always has to wake up charlie for school

-very protective of his reputation

- likes to borrow charlie’s clothes (they’re a size bigger than all of his making them really comfy when its cold)

- takes super neat notes (puts bullet journalers and pinterest girlys to shame)

- loves comic books (dc > marvel)

- will apologize to inanimate objects if he bumps into them

- takes charlie’s old (dirty) clothes he wont wear (dirty=unwearable and old to charlie) and washes them for himself to wear

- really close with his little sister but not his older siblings

- david bowie stan, has lots of merch and went to as many concerts as he could

- has to rely on scholarships to stay at welton

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Richard Cameron Headcaons

- keeps his room spotless

- will leave his books and notes open for charlie

- has a low self esteem

- has lexical-gustatory synesthesia (can taste words)

- owns a diary

- will always go with you if you have to talk to a teacher or make up a test

- has bad eyesight but wont wear his glasses (charlie made fun of them when they first met)

- clingy but it can make him nervous

- the second youngest of six (big-ish age gap between him and the older 4)

- knows scottish gaelic, some russian and a little vietnamese

- likes birds, goes bird watching often

- panicky type