a/n: im overly freaked out right now, i think its time i dip my toes into this ^^;; don't be shy to request nsfw guys... hint hint hint
tags: nsfw under the cut, various jojo characters, reader is gender neutral, both male and female genitalia mentioned (?) , some characters aged up (duh!)
MINORS DNI 🔞
Knows what they're doing / An Expert
Caesar, Lisa Lisa, Polnareff, Hol Horse, N'doul, OLD Joseph, Yuya, Bruno, Prosciutto, Jotaro, Weather Report, Miuccia, Mountain Tim, Jobin, Acca Howler, Ermes, Abbacchio, Suzi Q, Formaggio
Sloppy with it
Gyro, Paco, Joseph, Kars, DIO, Kakyoin, Steely Dan, Hol Horse, Mikitaka, Mista, Risotto, Melone, Diavolo, Anasui, Jolyne, Narancia, Gappy, F.F, Hato, Funny Valentine, Oyecomova, Yuya, Acca Howler, Magent, Mista
Extremely calculated
Rohan, Diego, Santana, DIO, Kars, Avdol, Tonio, Kira, Giorno, Fugo, Toru, Rai, Sandman, Dragona, Hot Pants, D'arby Brothers, Vanilla Ice, Kakyoin, Yukako, Pucci, Mamezuku, Kei, Key West
Can I request a clingy reader who loves kisses and will follow them everywhere(literally)until the jojos(+ speedwagon, caesar and kakyoin if it's okay)give them what they want? Like they can be in a battle and readerjust interrupts them cause they still didn't get their kiss
Hello!! Love the work that you do and especially the goofy JJBA Stand-Whisper!Reader ones!! I’ve got a bunch of idea for Stand-Whisper but I won’t pelt all of them at you at once!! Just know that you’re doing great work for the fandom, keep it up man!!
As for my request, we’ve seen the Jojos react to a Stand-Whisper!Reader, but how do the Jobros think about them?
hiii, thank you! we'll just pretend speedwagon and caesar know what stands are here haha, hope u enjoy and thank you for requesting <33
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Speedwagon doesn’t have a Stand himself and assumes there’s some sort of evil entity attacking, but when he sees you calm it- just by talking to it like it’s a skittish animal? He nearly passes out.
“W-Whoa!! Did you just… pet it?! And it purred?! That ghost creature just threw a man through a wall!!”
He follows you around like a loyal golden retriever, deeply impressed. “You’re like… a miracle worker, sweetheart.”
Whenever someone’s Stand gets rowdy, Speedwagon is immediately like, “Get Y/N!! They’ll know what to do!!”
Lowkey jealous when you start talking to the air since he can’t see them, though he thinks it’s adorable when they seem to hover around you like loyal pets.
"You’re incredible," he whispers one night, holding your hand as a Stand nuzzles your shoulder.
Caesar Zeppeli
This pretty boy is 50/50 impressed and jealous as hell. “So you’re telling me these supposed spirit things just… listen to you? Don’t even try to kill you?”
He acts cool, but the first time a Stand cuddles up to you like a sleepy kitten, he’s standing there like -_- “Must be nice.”
Falls for you faster every time he sees how gentle you are- how you speak softly to even terrifying, invisible entities without flinching.
“You’ve got an army of ghosts, huh? I’m going to need to step up my game.”
Once tries to get a Stand to like him but it growls. You gently guide it over, saying “He’s safe,” and it licks him.
Caesar: “You tamed a Stand for me?! …I’m gonna marry you.”
Noriaki Kakyoin
Instantly intrigued. Hierophant Green can be temperamental, but it melts when you speak to it.
He watches you like you’re made of stardust as you stroke the sides of HG’s tendrils, murmuring to it like it’s your child.
“You understand it,” he says in awe. “You understand Stands like no one else.”
Other enemy Stands flock to you like enchanted spirits, and he’s half-worried you’ll get hurt- until they start nuzzling you and wrapping around your arms protectively.
You get sleepy one day and HG wraps around you like a snake blanket. Kakyoin almost cries.
Sometimes you fall asleep in a pile of friendly Stands. He brings you tea and says, “Your fans are here again.”
When a Stand lashes out at him once, you jump in between- and the Stand backs off.
Kakyoin clutches your hand later: “I feel safer when you’re around. Not just me- Hierophant does, too.”
Okuyasu Nijimura
He thinks you’re the coolest person alive. THE coolest. “DUUUDE!! You petted The Hand like it was a dog!! He doesn’t even let me touch him like that!!”
The Hand gets super affectionate around you, reaching for you gently like a cat wanting treats.
He has no idea how you do it. You’re like… magic. The way you crouch down and whisper to the Stand? “That’s some Disney Princess shit, babe.”
Starts calling you “the Stand Whisperer Supreme.”
Gets protective when enemy Stands start flocking to you, though. “HEY, back off!! That’s MY partner!!”
You once calmed a Stand mid-fight. Okuyasu nearly had a heart attack watching it go from "ripping buildings" to "curling around your legs like a puppy."
“I don't get it, but I love it. You're like a hero for Stands…”
Bruno Bucciarati
Sticky Fingers is immediately obsessed with you. Opens zippers for you, zips up your coat, taps on your shoulder for attention like a polite child.
Bruno is composed, but deeply curious. He watches how you speak to each Stand like it’s sentient.
“They respond to your empathy,” he says, voice soft with admiration. “They understand you… even before their users do.”
Enemy Stands hesitate to attack you. Bucciarati notices that. Uses it tactically, but also… protectively. He’s lowkey worried you'll get hurt.
You kiss his forehead once after calming a rampaging Stand. Sticky Fingers zips up the air around you two like a curtain. Romantic little wingman.
His whole crew is like “Okay, but how did Moody Blues just bring you snacks?”
Bruno: “Y/N is special. The spirits know it.”
Ermes Costello
She thinks it’s the COOLEST shit. “You’re like some mystical animal tamer- but for ghost powers.”
You call Kiss over with a quiet whistle and it happily multiplies sticky notes for you. Ermes: “Wait, she doesn’t do that for me!”
She lets you pet Kiss like it’s a parrot. “Yeah okay, I get why she likes you. You got that gentle energy.”
You go into a fight and accidentally end up with enemy Stands just cuddling you like you’re a heat source.
“...Did you just UNDO A FIGHT with VIBES???”
Buys you treats and brushes so you can “pamper” Stands after battle. It's kinda hilarious. She's your biggest cheerleader.
“Y/N’s the official Stand Therapist™ now. They love you. And so do I.”
Gyro Zeppeli
He does NOT get it at first. “So wait. You talk to ghosts. And the ghosts... snuggle you?”
Tries to act unimpressed until you calm a Stand mid battle.
“Okay never mind. You’re a wizard.”
Has so many questions. “Do they talk back? What do they want?”
Valentine’s D4C once glares at you and you just go “shhh...” and it leaves. Gyro is 90% sure you’re a divine being.
Steel Balls? You toss one and a Stand fetches it like a dog. Gyro SCREAMS laughing.
If any Stand gets too close with you, he throws salt at them like a jealous witch. “Shoo! Get your own Stand-whispering babe!!”
Yasuho Hirose
She finds it so beautiful. Paisley Park hugs you and flashes emojis and digital hearts whenever you're near.
“I’ve never seen her act like this around anyone before... You feel like home to her.”
You talk to other Stands gently, like they’re misunderstood spirits, and she can’t stop watching you with shining eyes.
Has a full album of photos of you being surrounded by Stands like a magical mermaid.
You brush her hair while Paisley Park curls around you both like data-loving vines.
When you reveal how even enemy Stands don’t want to hurt you, she puts her hand over yours and says: “You’re like the one kind soul left in this town.”
And if anyone hurts you? She’ll go full ballistic rage mode. Literally finds their IP address.
Dragona Joestar
Dragona is OBSESSED with you and fully admits it.
“You just winked at a Stand and it bowed. That’s hot.”
Smooth Operators LOVES you. They zoom around your shoulders like tiny kids playing with their favorite auntie/uncle.
You once kissed one of them on the head and it sparkled.
“You’re like a vibe god. Do you even know how powerful that is?”
Gets SO defensive when people try to touch you.
“You want access to the Stand Whisperer? Get in line and bring a gift.”
Admires how your calmness affects everything around you. “You make the world quiet. Even for spirits.”
Hey!! On your fic "My baby..my baby" it says Jodio is in it when in reality he isn't!! Can I request that same scenario with Jodio and dragona?
YES OMG WHY DID I NOT NOTICE!? FAHH!! DW ON IT (also added gappy) hope you enjoy!! 🫡
“My baby, my baby…” part 2
pairings : josuke (gappy) higashikata x platonic!reader, jodio joestar x platonic!reader, dragona joestar x platonic!reader
word count : 2k, in all
Josuke (Gappy) Higashikata :
Josuke's keen eyes catch sight of you before you even approach. He may lack a lifetime of experiences to pull from, but there's a peculiar, instinctive understanding he possesses about the people he holds dear. He notices the way your shoulders slightly curve, perhaps a sign of your thoughts weighing heavily, and the distinct, almost tangible quality of your silence that fills the space around you like a soft, heavy fog. Rather than drawing attention to his awareness, he chooses to remain unobtrusive. With a gentle grace, he slips silently to your side, as if he had always intended to be there, effortlessly blending into the moment.
He won’t rush to ask about what’s upsetting you immediately. Josuke, having forged his identity from the ground up, recognizes the complexity of emotions — he knows that there are times when words fail, when feelings swirl within but remain unspoken. Rather than press you for answers, he’ll lend you the space to breathe. His patience is remarkable; he can sit in silence, offering a steady presence, completely at ease while waiting for you to find the words when you’re ready.
He sits just within reach, a comforting presence that radiates warmth, inviting you to lean into him if you want to, of course. His arm is poised and ready to wrap around you, offering a silent promise of safety and solace without the need for words. When you settle next to him, it's as if time pauses; he remains perfectly still, not distracted by the world around him. There’s a unique tranquility in his company, a rare quality that makes you feel seen and valued, as if nothing else matters in that moment but the two of you. You can linger there for as long as you need, enveloped in a sense of peace that feels comforting and rare.
Nine times out of ten, Josuke's preferred approach begins with a simple yet profound invitation: to get you moving. It’s not about reaching a specific destination; it's about the act of walking itself — meandering through the familiar streets of the neighborhood, strolling along the waterfront if you’re fortunate enough to be nearby, or wandering wherever your feet instinctively lead you. There's something relaxing about this kind of motion for him, an almost magnetic pull that seems to unlock emotions and thoughts that might otherwise remain buried.
He has discovered that this gentle motion doesn’t just benefit him; it also has a remarkable effect on the people he cares for. Your steps might match his or find their own rhythm, but the key element is the shared silence that envelops you, giving you both space to breathe and reflect. It’s during these moments, with the world unfolding around you and the quiet companionship at your side, that genuine connection flourishes. Josuke is patient; he adapts to your pace, letting the journey become a canvas where thoughts can wander free.
He genuinely strives to meet your energy and engage with you. If you're in the mood to chat, he listens attentively, is fully focused on you, and offers advice only when asked. His comforting presence creates a safe space for you to share even your most vulnerable thoughts. If you’d rather not talk, he’ll find something light and enjoyable to watch or listen to. You might even drift off, and he’ll be right there beside you, ensuring you feel supported and at ease.
"You don't have to figure it out tonight." The words themselves seem straightforward, yet when they come from Josuke, they carry a heavy weight. This is a guy who has literally pieced himself back together from nothing, who once wandered through life without even a trace of his own identity. To hear him say those words is to grasp the depth of his experience and his resilience. It’s a simple reassurance, but steeped in a history of struggle and triumph, making it feel far more significant than on the surface.
A palpable sense of protectiveness envelops him whenever you’re around — someone younger and who came to him for comfort, someone he feels an instinctive need to safeguard. He doesn’t approach this care with any awkwardness or condescension; instead, there’s a soothing gentleness in his demeanor that becomes especially evident on your tough days. He seems to sense the weight of your worries, treating them with a tender caution. It's as if he wants to reassure you, quietly conveying that the overwhelming emotions you’re grappling with at this moment are fleeting, mere ripples in the vast ocean of life.
He'll tuck you in only to check on you the next day to be sure you're alright. Not in an overwhelming, hovering way — he just shows up with something warm to drink, or he catches your eye across a room and raises his brows in a quiet question. Once you nod in response, he feels a weight lifted off his shoulders. He prides himself on the fact that you came to him.
Jodio Joestar :
Jodio has an uncanny ability to observe his surroundings in ways that often go unnoticed by others. He excels at reading rooms and deciphering the subtle cues of those in them, instinctively assessing what poses a threat and what does not. However, when it comes to you, and he senses something is wrong almost immediately before you come to him, that instinct transforms into a more intimate understanding. He picks up on the signs quickly, his gaze sharp and focused. Yet, despite the intensity of his awareness, he refrains from making any grand declarations about it. Instead, he simply absorbs the moment, quietly recognizing the weight of the unspoken tension.
Don't expect Jodio to come running over with soothing words or quiet reassurances; that’s simply not his style. Instead, he has a knack for subtle redirection—nudging you away from whatever distress is intensifying. Whether it's shifting the conversation to a completely different topic with a deft change of subject or gently guiding you away from an uncomfortable situation, he operates almost instinctively. There’s no grand proclamation or fanfare about his actions; he just instinctively knows what to do and does it seamlessly.
He might say something like, "You're spiraling. Stop it." At first glance, this might come off as harsh or blunt, but in reality, it isn't. There’s something remarkably grounding about having someone articulate the situation so plainly, without tiptoeing around your emotions, without offering hollow sympathy that often feels patronizing. Jodio has a unique way of addressing struggles that doesn’t involve looking at you with pity or concern; instead, he maintains a steady gaze, treating you with the respect you deserve despite the turmoil you’re experiencing. This kind of consistency and straightforwardness isn’t just refreshing; it’s a source of comfort in its own right. Knowing that someone can see the reality of your situation without judgment allows you to be vulnerable, fostering a sense of safety in the midst of chaos.
He'll step away for a brief moment, a subtle excuse to break the tension, only to return with a carefully selected assortment of snacks, a chilled drink, or maybe takeout from that restaurant you casually mentioned was your favorite last month. It’s almost as if he’s taken mental notes of your preferences, and he presents them with a casual air, insisting that he was going to "get food anyway."
The bag he hands you will be just the right size, enough to share but not overwhelming. It’s a small gesture, yet it speaks volumes about his attentiveness. As he extends the bag your way, his eyes won’t quite meet yours, a hint of shyness or perhaps embarrassment lurking there. It’s best to just accept the offering in silence, letting the warmth of his thoughtfulness settle in without any further fuss.
Jodio doesn't like sitting across from people during heavy conversations. He'll end up next to you — on the floor, on a curb, on the edge of something — shoulder to shoulder, both of you looking at the same patch of wall or sky. It's easier to talk that way. Or not talk. Either one.
If you do wanna talk, he'll cave with the heaviest sigh known to man and will immediately start mumbling about something completely unrelated. A job, something Dragona said, some observation about a person they passed on the street. It's deliberate — he's giving your brain somewhere else to be. In the first few minutes, you might be frustrated by it. Then you realize your chest has loosened a little.
Once the intense weight of the convo has passed and it's only silence, he'll put something on — earbuds, a speaker, whatever's available — and he'll pick something that isn't what he normally listens to. Something he knows you like, or something deliberately slow, like he's trying to set a new pace for the room. He won't mention that he chose it with you in mind.
Whenever Jodio senses that you're having a particularly rough day, a striking stillness envelops him, as if he shifts into a state of heightened awareness solely for you. It's not about pampering or babying you—he would never do that. Instead, a subtle change occurs within him; the fierce, defensive edge that typically radiates outward turns inward, reflecting a deep-seated concern. It's as if he’s scanning your surroundings, mentally cataloging everything that might have contributed to your distress, as if to say: whatever it is that has cast a shadow over your mood, he's taking note of it, ready to understand and address it.
"You're fine. You've gotten through worse than this." His words hang in the air, simple yet profound. It’s not poetry, but the sincerity in his tone is palpable; he’s not trying to brush off your feelings. Instead, there’s a tangible weight to his belief in you, an unwavering confidence that shines through. He doesn’t feel compelled to sugarcoat his message because he knows you’re strong enough to face the challenge ahead. That unwavering conviction lands deeply within you, grounding you in the moment.
Don't even try to thank him the next day cause he'll act like last night didn't happen. Mostly. But if someone says something that puts you back in that direction, he shuts it down. Quickly.
Dragona Joestar :
Dragona possesses a truly remarkable ability to move with swift precision while exuding an aura of tranquility. Their presence brings a unique sense of calmness, even in moments of chaos or distress. When they sense that you are struggling or feeling overwhelmed, they arrive with a sense of purpose that feels deliberate rather than hurried. It's as if they have an innate understanding of the right moment to step in, ensuring their arrival is perfectly timed to offer support. When they are near, it never feels like a frantic rush; instead, it’s clear that they have made a conscious choice to be there for you.
Their demeanor radiates poise and assurance, creating an environment where you can truly feel safe to express your emotions. This calming presence sets the stage for healing, allowing you to find solace in the knowledge that you are not alone. With Dragona by your side, reassurance flows naturally, helping you navigate through your struggles with a renewed sense of hope and peace.
Rather than jumping to the broad question of "what's wrong," which can feel overwhelming and intimidating, Dragona approaches the situation with a more focused and gentle inquiry. They might ask, "Is it just one specific thing that's bothering you, or does it feel like everything is weighing down on you at once?" This subtle distinction is crucial. Sometimes the challenge lies in addressing a singular, manageable issue, while other times it’s the cumulative effect of multiple stressors that feels like a heavy burden. Recognizing whether it's a solitary concern or a myriad of interconnected pressures makes all the difference in how to respond. Dragona has a keen awareness of this nuance and understands that each scenario demands a tailored approach to truly support someone in need.
Dragona possesses a remarkable calmness that seems almost unshakeable. When emotions run high and tears begin to flow, they maintain an unwavering composure. Rather than reacting awkwardly or glancing away in discomfort, they hold a steady gaze, allowing the moment to breathe. There’s no frenzied chatter to fill the silence or to make you make any hasty apologies about your state. Instead, they remain present, an anchor of stability amidst the storm of emotions. You can let your guard down, and it feels safe to unravel a little; Dragona's quiet strength ensures that your feelings are acknowledged, neither amplified nor diminished. In their company, vulnerability becomes a shared experience, not a burden.
Dragona has an innate understanding of how the atmosphere influences one’s mood and well-being. Their approach is effortless and intuitive, rather than overly meticulous or complicated. With a keen eye for detail, they might softly dim the lights to create a more soothing ambiance or gently guide you to a quieter corner of the room where distractions fade. If the air feels stagnant or heavy, they’ll deftly open a window to allow fresh breezes to circulate, invigorating the space. Conversely, if the environment feels too chilly or drafty, they won’t hesitate to close the window to maintain comfort. Each of these small yet purposeful adjustments works in harmony to transform the room into a sanctuary, cultivating a sense of calm and gentleness that envelops everyone present.
Dragona doesn't interrupt. They let you finish your sentences even when you're fumbling through them. When you trail off, they give you the space to come back to it without filling the silence with noise. If they respond, it's considered — not just the next thing that occurred to them, but something they actually thought about for a second first.
If the evening is winding down and you're both in a quieter place, Dragona might offer — not push — to do something simple, like help you with a face routine or just press something cool against your eyes if they're tired from crying. It sounds small. It's enormously grounding. The physicality of it, the someone taking care of your face, brings you back into your body in the best way.
Not once. They won't say "it's not that bad" or "you're overreacting" or "at least." Whatever you're feeling, Dragona will treat it as real and worth their full attention, because they've decided you're worth their full attention, and that decision was made a long time ago.
Some people get uncomfortable if you're not moving toward better fast enough. Dragona has patience for the ugly middle of a bad day — the part where you're not crying anymore but you're not fine either, just gray and tired. They'll stay in that with you without trying to accelerate you out of it.
Dragona has a warmth toward you that's just a little softer than what they'd show someone their own age — not condescending, never that, but something protective and careful. They want you to know that the things that feel like they're defining you right now aren't. They've watched enough of the world to know that, and they say it with enough weight that it actually lands.
"You're allowed to have bad days. You don't have to hold it together all the time." Said evenly, not like a platitude — like a fact. Like a thing they believe completely and want you to believe too.
The next time they see you, they'll look at you for a moment with this particular attentiveness, checking, and when you seem okay, they'll nod slightly like something was confirmed. They won't make it a conversation. But you'll know they were looking.
SFW! Been catching up on jojolands after taking a break for almost three years and I still love her as much as I did when the manga started releasing >_<
❥ Gets so happy when you visit her at work. Especially in the evening before the boutique closes and there’s barely any customers left and she can chat with you.
❥ You know that prank where people visit their friends at work and act like they’re a customer needing help? Go stand behind her and say “Excuse me” while she’s busy, she’ll get so excited once she realizes it’s actually you.
❥ If you have a sleepover she’d love to do her morning routine with you! First she cuts you up some watermelon and then you both go jogging at the beach. She matches your speed and encourages you to keep going but sticks to her motto of not pushing yourself too much but never giving up!
❥ Loves to take you out to the beach at night, stargazing while laying down together on a towel that is so small that someone has to rest their head on the other’s shoulder?? So romantic to her.
❥ Ask her for fashion tips and you’ll get your own personal stylist. Does a color analysis and tells you which clothes compliment your body type best. Always hypes you up if you’re unsure about how something looks on you.
❥ If you wanna wear a piece of clothing that’s out of your comfort zone and it’s something she would wear as well, she’ll match with you. She wants you to feel safe in whatever you’re wearing, self expression through fashion is important to her and she wants you to feel comfortable enough to do the same.
❥ If you like jewelry, she’ll get you a matching set for your anniversary. One that she can get engraved with both of your name’s initials.
❥ Loves to be spoiled. She’ll be SO grateful if you get her something that suits her tastes. And her smile while she thanks you? So adorable.
❥ Has a soft spot for words of affirmation after the way she was treated by her bullies, but her favorite love language is quality time. If she’s not currently at work or occupied with whatever task Meryl Mei gave her, she’ll ask if you’d like to spend time. She’d love to have you around for even just a small trip to the grocery store. Always holding your hand too.
❥ It’s very important to her that Jodio approves of you and it warms her heart to see you getting along with her little brother. Especially after what her Ex did.
My fav jojolands characters all reek of death pls don’t do that to me araki
a quick drabbles of being caught under a mistletoe ft. various characters. have fun and happy holidays <3
tags: holiday party, mentions of alcohol and drinking, aged up charas (for giorno, kakyoin, and okuyasu), kissing (duh!), fluff, maybe i made the villains a little too nice... OH WELL
Jonathan Joestar
- the man of the hour, everyone is kinda expecting for him to arrive.
- he shows up all dapper up, like... he overdresses for the ocassion (everyone is kinda just wearing pajamas).
- says hi to everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, no one is being left out.
- he notices you talking to someone else, gets a little nervous.
- still has the courage to walk up to you, a big smile on his face as he goes on about how nice you look and that he's happy to see you.
- you're standing by the kitchen doorway, a drink in hand as your gaze falls on him immediately when he approaches.
- both of you fail to notice the tiny mistletoe hanging by the rim of the doorway. that is, until someone else pointed it out to you with a small nudge to your arm.
- "hey, whats that?" you point up. he turns his head to look and blinks in surprise.
- "oh dear..." he covers half his face, a bit flustered by this. "who put that up there? was that.. there before?"
- you stared at him with a knowing look, keeping your mouth shut. maybe it was you who planned it all along.
- "its tradition that two people who fall under the mistletoe should share a kiss, right?" you were bold.
- jonathan was flustered by your words but, damn were you sly that he couldn't resist.
- "you would be correct." he nodded his head at your words, leaning in a bit. "may i?" ever so the gentleman, he asked for permission.
- the kiss was gentle and slow, he could taste the sweet fruit punch that you drank earlier on your tongue. his lips were soft, almost velvety and you pulled away before you got addicted.
- for the rest of the night, you stuck by his side.
Caesar Antonio Zeppeli
- he was on a hunt to find you.
- passing by some of the women who'd call out for him, begging for the blonde to join them. he'd politely decline.
- his eyes landed on you, with your back turned and a drink in hand as you were busy talking to other people sharing a laugh.
- god you looked so cute. it didnt help that the theme for this time around was wearing pajamas. even in your pajamas alone that were just the bit wrinkled was enough to make you stand out.
- "amore, you're here." he greeted softly, his lids lowering as you turned around to be met with the blonde.
- "well, well, well." you taunted. "i was looking for ya blondie, dont tell me you were creeping around me without me even noticing."
- "who do you take me for? i would never..." caesar shook his head at this with a smirk. "i wanted to talk with you actually. its been a while."
- you could feel the eyes of whoever you were talking with before. looking at you. they were just as curious about this as you are. an exchanged look was made before following him out.
- he just wanted your attention and he made that clear when you were finally outside to meet him.
- it felt like hours when you talked together, sharing laughs and gazing at the same things. you almost lost track of time until you heard someone yell "merry christmas" inside the house.
- "merry christmas, caesar..." your eyes softened.
- "merry christmas, tesuro." he stared back.
- and it happened quickly. you both turned your heads up to see a mistletoe dangling over your heads and you didnt question it.
- the moment felt right, as you both leaned in and shared a meaningful kiss to end the night.
Jean Pierre Polnareff
- he wasn't slick. at all.
- he noticed the way your eyes would flicker back to his direction, exciting him as he continously slaps a hand over kakyoin's shoulder to garner his attention.
- "hey, dude?" kakyoin looked at him with a smile. "yeah?" polnareff looked back at him. "let go of my shoulder and go talk to them already." the red head deadpanned as polnareff quickly pulled his hand away and gulped.
- he felt his stomach curled but he downed the rest of his drink and marched his way towards you anyways.
- you were waiting for when he was gonna come up to you anyways, unable to contain the smile on your face as you heard his voice crack.
- "so uh-.. so, what are you doing later?" he asked with a sheepish grin. "you can hang with me! i mean-... it'll be fun, yeah? its getting kinda boring here anyways. nobody's interesting.." he exaggerated.
- "yeah sure, beats standing around doing nothing." you smiled at him.
- you didnt mind that he did most of the talking as you scurried off to the backyard. the music was deafening but you couldnt focus on anything else but polnareff.
- he always seemed to be in a good mood, he was a good guy and pretty charismatic. you couldnt count the amount of times he made you laugh that night.
- he grew bolder, complimenting your appearance. maybe mentioning how beautiful your eyes were or how smooth your skin felt when he went to touch your hands.
- the little things that made you squint your eyes at him. he was buttering you up and dammit, you were falling for it.
- there was a moment where he leaned in, gesturing at the mistletoe with a smirk on his face. and thats when you kissed him.
- he didnt think youd actually do it. but man was he happy. he kissed back, like a puppy getting a new toy. it was magical.
Jotaro Kujo
- he didnt want to be here at all. but of course you had to drag him along.
- and honestly, he kinda wanted to leave you there so you can fend for yourself but you begged him to stay.
- and you planned on making him dance with you at least once.
- the party had a mix of greatest hits, a lot of western music and a particular song struck your fancy. it was never too much by luther vandross and you immediately turned to jotaro.
- "come dance with me, jojo." you motioned with your hands, mouthing the lyrics and he immediately shut you down with a harsh no.
- but you dont take no's as an answer and pulled him with whatever strenght you had to his broad shoulders.
- he was stiff at first, only moving his arms a bit but he saw the way you were smiling and genuinely having a good time. all because of him. because he was here with you.
- he stopped dancing once the song was over, staring at you as you let out a satisfied sigh.
- "that felt good!" you smiled.
- and he didnt answer. he didnt care to notice the mistletoe that was tied around the disco ball on the ceiling. he leaned in anyways, stealing a kiss from you.
- "woah-" you gasped, pulling away from shock. "jotaro?!"
- jotaro didnt know what came over him. he was honestly kinda glad that he kissed you anyways, and the fact that nobody really paid that much attention to him. but still...
- the scene replayed in your head over and over again, honestly as cliché as it sounds, it all felt like a movie.
- "you got the hots for me? im flattered..." you covered the lower half of your face with your hand and he simply muttered quietly under his breath.
Noriaki Kakyoin
- he wasnt expecting to see you here, at this party but now he was glad that he did.
- "look what the cat dragged in." he teased at your appearance, wasting no time to pull you in for a hug.
- "its been a while, hope you weren't completely alone." you hugged back.
- "not with you here." he mumbled back, though he was unsure if you heard him or not.
- you caught up with him in a small talk, learning what the both of you have been up to and reminscing the old times.
- a game of beer pong had captured the attention for the both of you. a shared competitive spirit made you bond as you went against each other.
- the score was neck and neck, your eyes squinting over to him as it was his turn now.
- "any bets?" kakyoin questioned, tossing the ball around as he waited your answer.
- by this point, it was hard to keep track how much alcohol you had drank. "winner gets a kiss under the mistletoe!"
- he raised a brow at this, but didnt argue against this either. "sounds more like a win-win to me.." he chuckled.
- "well hurry and find out." you snapped back.
- he tossed the ball into the much smaller cup of the bunch, automatically making him the winner between the two of you.
- he wanted to make a smartass comment about you letting him win but he was met with your lips to his instead.
- "forget the game, i just wanted to do that from the start." you whispered.
Gyro Zeppeli
- the type to show up unnannounced, but everyone is still kinda glad to see him.
- immediately asks where the booze is at, see's that you're getting a drink yourself.
- "all by your lonesome, stranger?" he'd ask with a little smirk.
- "hmm, i dunno. this elf on the shelf has been pretty comforting." you teased and gyro let out a little snort.
- you did... miss him. a lot. you knew that he was a busy guy, that he was always off doing his own thing. it was always nice to see him when he decides to stop by.
- so you caught up on a lot of things, you told him how you were. any new hobbies you discovered, new interests, even mentioned some of your friends and family successes.
- but you didnt fail to notice the way he stared at you as you spoke, his always wandering down to your lips.
- "lets get outta here." he suggested, interrupting you through one of your talks.
- you followed him out, wondering what he was planning. the music died out the further you went and you saw him turning around with a smile on his face that meant trouble.
- just as you were about to question him, he threw a small snowball at your chest and braced for cover.
- you spent a good portion having a mini snowball fight until you tripped and landed by him, pulling him down with you by his arm as you laid right beside each other on the snow.
- "look." he raised a mistletoe over your head and you snorted in response.
- you wasted no time leaning in to give him a kiss. he was still the same old gyro.
Giorno Giovanna
- he was late. well, a party that was this big technically had no curfew and anybody can show up whenever they wanted to.
- but it was getting really late, you were standing around for hours waiting for him to show up. just like he said he would.
- you kept checking the clock, it was almost midnight and you were getting worried. in the back of your mind, you kinda wanted to judt throw in the towel and call it a night.
- lo and behold, a christmas miracle had happened. giorno showed up, with mista alongside him as he carried a small bag.
- your eyes lit up, you were quick to storm across the room to him. he didnt even get the chance to say anything, you wrapped your arms around his shoulders and pulled him in for a hug.
- "you made it..." you whispered to him.
- "i would never lie to you." he rubbed your back soothingly, he turned his head slightly to see mista smirking at him. but the moment you pulled away, the taller man disappeared.
- you opened the present he got you and it was a new fragrance that came with it's own mini bottle. he noticed you eyeing it one time and it smelled amazing.
- you wanted to thank him. for everything that he's done. you were more than just grateful to have him in your life.
- you cupped his face, leaning in slowly to steal a kiss from him. he stayed still for a moment, but returned the kiss as well.
- "merry christmas." you chuckled, nodding your head up to the mistletoe and he followed your gaze and laughed quietly.
- "if you wanted a kiss from me that bad, you dont need a parasitic plant to do it." he teased you, pulling you away from the said mistletoe and dipping you for another kiss.
Jobin Higashikata
- "you almost done?" you heard jobin call out to you, trailing behind you like a lost puppy as you waved at some of the familiar faces at this holiday party.
- "geez, we just got here, man." you snorted at him. "lighten up a bit, have a drink." you offered as you nudged his arm.
- "and whose gonna drive us, hm?" he raised a brow.
- "quit being a smart aleck, thats something future us will worry about." you said.
- he clicked his tongue at you but still smiled anyways. "you're bad..." he shook his head. but he gave in to your quips and advances.
- turns out, he had a good time after all and it was all thanks to you that managed to bring some light back into his life.
- you danced and laugh, having a good time and he forgot the reason why he even complained in the first place.
- and you were glad to see him smile this much, you always wanted to make him happy as much as he does to you.
- "hey..." you giggled quietly, tapping at his chest a bit as he had an arm wrapped around your waist.
- "hm?" he looked back at you, seeing that you were holding a mistletoe in your hand.
- "oh give me a break..." he teased at you, but he leaned in to give you what you want. your body grew warm.
- the kiss that youve been wanting all night and you were sure he was tempting you about it too. looks like you manage to get your christmas wish.
Charming Man
- he didn't really care for christmas. well, until you came along and changed that for him.
- though it's awkward having small talks with him because he tends to just give curt answers sometimes.
- "you should try this." for the past hour, you were just shoving random food combos in his mouth and having him try it.
- "spicy chips... nacho cheese and... cucumber?" he chewed between his words and you gave him thumbs up at his answer.
- just as you were about to finish your last round of guessing snacks, you had the most funniest idea.
- you wanted to prank him with the mistletoe, making him think that he needed to kiss you.
- "close your eyes..!" you told him and he did just that.
- and he waited.
- and waited, until a good minute has passed as he opened his mouth to say something.
- "are you ready?" he asked.
- "yeah, open them."
- he was met at the sight of you holding the mistletoe with your hand. his blank expression made you burst into a fit of laughter.
- "your face..!" you snorted.
- and then you felt his hands gently rest on your shoulders, making your smile falter a bit. and he leaned in to kiss you.
- he was warm, everything felt like background noise and in this moment it was only him.
Yoshigake Kira
- he didn't like parties. at all. they were loud, colorful, and messy.
- he didn't care that his office was having some kind of christmas party during the last hour of his shift. he was stuck at his desk, staring at the blue screen of his computer.
- you noticed his absence, it was very much in his nature to avoid small talk with his coworkers. you included.
- yet you were the only one who made the effort to actually talk to him.
- "knock, knock! guess who..?" you sing songed, poking your head into his cubicle to see him sititng up, back straighten and eyes glued to his monitor. "tough crowd.." you teased.
- kira hummed in response, not bothering to even look. he knew it was you anyways, nobody else bothered.
- "youve been in here all day! loosen up a little, at least take a bite out of this cupcake i got." you shoved the pastry in his mouth which made him want to choke.
- he was... a little used to your antics but that didnt mean that he wasnt the least bit startled.
- "not now." he hissed back but he eventually found himself in the office party looking anything but amused. "five minutes. in five minutes i can make it back and finish everything."
- and you tried everything to see what could work, what could make him loosen up.
- the hour struck late into the evening and everyone had started clocking out of their shifts and wishing everyone a good night.
- you stayed back to help clean up and by surprise, kira joined you quietly.
- "whats made you wanna change?" you raised a brow.
- "i dont like the mess that was made." he answered and you chuckled at his response.
- there was a moment where your hands touched. you grew too shy and just before you thought you finished cleaning up, what was left was the hanging mistletoe that was forgotten to take down.
- "oh... well-... i mean hey.. tradition right?" you half joked but kira looked at you straight in your eyes. and before you knew it, he kissed you and left without a trace.
Weather Report
- you wanted to make tonight something very memorable for weather report. he's been, a lot more quiet than usual. even for him.
- "are you not feeling the party?" you asked him, seeing how serious his face had changed. his brows were furrowed and his lips formed into a permanent frown. "you look constipated."
- "sorry, im not used to this." he mumbled. "but, im fine. are you?"
- he always cared about your well being and it was a sweet gesture and all, but you wished he had as much fun as you were having.
- "look, i got you something." you told him, handing him a small bag and he took it from your hands.
- "you shouldnt have.." he eyed you but opened the little gift anyways.
- you made him a locket, with a picture of the both of you shaped into a heart. it wasnt anything too crazy but damn did it take you a while to perfect it. you knew he wasnt the type to want over the top things anyways.
- he even told you himself that he didnt really want anything in particular, so you took a creative approach to his gift.
- his eyes softened at the gift and he stared at it for a while that you almost got worried for a second.
- "do you like it?" you asked.
- "i love it." he answered, giving the locket a squeeze in his palms before tucking it away in his pocket. "and i love you more..." he whispered.
- you felt your breath getting caught in your throat at his words. you didnt care to point out that there was a mistletoe between you. there was no reason to let him know, he was already making a move.
- your lips clashed together, your arms finding their way around his shoulder. it all just felt so right with the soft music playing in the background.
Okuyasu Nijimura
- a group of much older college kids were scoping out the freshmans. they caught their eyes on the both of them and invited them to the college christmas party, hosted by some fraternity dudes.
- "be there or be square, freshies." they chanted to them.
- josuke and okuyasu were much more excited at the fact that they were invited in the first place.
- "oh god... imagine all the hot babes at the party. and they're all older too..." okuyasu sighed happily.
- "well dont get too excited now, these are like.. a bunch of seniors. ya gotta play it cool if you want any of the ladies to catch your attention." josuke warned.
- there was nothing really "christmasy" about this party at all. maybe the santa hats that some of the people had but other than that, looked like any other ordinary party.
- at some point in the night, josuke seperated himself from okuyasu to go talk to some of the varsity players.
- you spotted him, alone. with a red solo cup that still had some spiked punch in it. he looked anywhere else but at you. that is... until you approached him.
- "yo." you greeted casually, catching him by surprise.
- "h-hey..!" he cleared his throat.
- "lame party, huh." you sighed and okuyasu continued to stare at you for a moment. "wanna get out of here?"
- "for real...?" okuyasu nearly dropped his cup and you nodded your head. he followed you out the door, to the backyard of the frat house instead where the two of you talked and got to know each other.
- the first time he's ever alone talking to someone as cute as you.
- and things happened so fast. one moment you were laughing at his joke, the next you kissed him because of the mistletoe.
- his first kiss at a college party.
- "woah..." he mumbled.
- and yeah, you just made his night and he's totally gonna tell josuke about this later.
Dio Brando
- crossing his arms and sulking at the corner of the room. he's most likely planning on everyones demise, it's too cheery and colorful for his liking.
- takes a brave idiot to even attempt to approach him, especially with a mistletoe that had a bell attached to it.
- you just so happen to be said idiot.
- you had the biggest smile on your face, making your way over to him as everyone else were getting ready to play some cheesy christmas game.
- "you're not gonna plan to be alone all night, right?" you asked with a tilted head.
- "unless you're here to entertain me in some other way, then yes." dio responded back, his eyes sharpening.
- and you did. you had many plans to entertain this ol' grinch. for starters, you got him a drink. you even manage to give him his christmas gift, which was basically a card confessing how much you appreciated him.
- he had a hard time to admit that he was actually having a great time with you.
- he watched you throughout the night doing whatever, refusing to join you in such activities but you caught him smiling to himself at times.
- he noticed the tired look on your eyes, your energy seeming to be less and less.
- "go home." you demanded.
- "come with me?" you asked, extending a hand out and he stared at it like it was poison. but he begrudgingly took your hand and followed you out.
- you stopped midway out the door, something hitting at your forehead and you looked up to see the mistletoe.
- without needing to ask, you got bold and turned to look at dio who was about to ask what was your problem... only to be met with your warm lips.
- dio stood there, he didnt return the kiss and hell, he didnt even close his eyes either but he didnt pull away.
- "i wanted to do that." you admitted shyly, still holding his hand. and he stood there, in fear. knowing you were going to be the death of him.
Jolyne Cujoh
- she's most likely the host for this christmas party, was even in charge of getting all the drinks.
- she's too busy mingling with everybody to even notice you staring at her all night, antsy about making any kind of move on her.
- she was the life of the party, she was talking to everybody but tends to gravitate towards her little friend group. ermes and foo fighters already cheering her on as she did anything.
- she was just, so cool.
- and oh no, she made eye contact with you. and now she's making her way towards you with a little smirk.
- "whats with the look on your face?" she teased, a hand on her hip and you almost forgot how to talk. your tongue was too tied to form a coherent sentence.
- "i uh-... its just, its a cool party yknow? and the alcohol is kinda getting me." you excused pathetically but she didnt seem to buy it.
- "cmon, lets dance." she grabbed your hand and dragged you to the center of the room.
- and you danced. for what, it was only like two songs but you wished it lasted longer. it felt like you two were the only people that mattered at the moment.
- by the end of the night, mostly everyone had left and you stayed back to help clean around.
- ermes and foo fighters had taken the trash out while you and jolyne were folding back the chairs and tables that were used for drinks and stuff.
- you bumped into each other trying to get out through the door. you shared a small laugh, stepping aside to let her walk through first. only for her to catch your attention as she tugged the sleeve of your coat and pointed up.
- "huh...?" you blinked.
- "pucker up, buttercup." she teased, grabbing you by your shoulders and leaned in to give you a quick kiss. it lasted quickly but you leaned in wanting more and she was happy enough to oblige.
Dragona Joestar
- you showed up together, hand in hand and probably the best dressed out of everyone. it was probably dragona's idea to get you all dolled up with them anyways.
- "what should we do first? wanna dance?" they smirked at you.
- "im gonna need a couple of shots before you get me to dance." you responded playfully, making them laugh as they guided you to the kitchen where the open beer bottles and spiked fruit punch were at.
- you'll spend most of the time together, its rare of everyone to see either one of you seperated for that long.
- by the end of the night, just after excusing yourself from everyone and waving them all goodbye, you stumbled upon the mistletoe that hang right above the door.
- "hm? is that what i think it is?" dragona grew flustered at the thought. "oh how cliché.." they chuckled.
- "i mean...." you trailed off, looking back at them with a knowing look. "its tradition. and you've been eyeing me all night like you wanted something."
- "and.. if i did?" dragona leaned in a bit, letting a hand trail up your arm as one of their nails gently grazed the skin of your cheek.
- there was a moment of silence where the both of you just look into each others eyes. itching to make the first move.
- and with that, you went in first. well, you crashed your foreheads together and winced in pain.
- "ouch...." you groaned, rubbing your forehead.
- "lets... try that again.." dragona chuckled shyly.
- and you did. you leaned in slowly this time, your lips finally meeting in a soft, chaste kiss to end the night.
Hihiiii! So happy to see you feel well enough to write! Also, early happy holidays!
Heres the premise:
Reader x jojos, reader is a hopeless romantic, always waxing poetic about their longing for a partner, and is so very oblivious to the obvious affections of their jojo (despite/because they are also attracted to the dummies, who are equally oblivious)
Tysmmmm!
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I am somewhat a hopeless romantic myself, I hope you enjoy!!
You:
Constantly sighing about “wanting a love that feels like fate”
Describing your ideal partner in very specific terms
Writing poetry / monologuing / staring wistfully into the distance
Genuinely thinking: “Wow, I’ll probably never have this”
Them:
Standing right there
In love with you
Thinking the exact same thing
Jonathan:
Takes your longing very seriously
Listens with rapt attention as you describe your “dream partner”
Every trait you list is… literally him
He nods solemnly. “Yes… such a person would be very fortunate to have your love.”
Goes home thinking: I wish I could be worthy of them.
You both assume the other is out of reach because you’re “just friends”
Joseph:
Pretends not to be affected, but is deeply affected
“Pfft, romance is overrated!” is lying
Teases you when you wax poetic, but remembers every word
Later mutters “…Man, I wish someone talked about me like that.”
You: “I just want someone confident and fun who makes me laugh”
Joseph, panicking internally: WHY ARE THEY DESCRIBING ME
Jotaro:
Says nothing. Just listens.
You talk about wanting someone “steady, quiet, who stays even when things are hard”
He freezes.
That’s… literally how he loves.
Later hands you a drink or jacket like it’s nothing
Thinks: They deserve someone better than me.
You think his quiet care is just him being polite 😭
Josuke:
Immediately flustered by your romantic rambling
“H-Hey, don’t say stuff like that so casually!”
You talk about wanting someone kind and genuine
Josuke’s ears are RED
He thinks you’re talking about someone else and gets lowkey jealous
You think his constant compliments are “just Josuke being nice”
Giorno:
Listens quietly, thoughtfully
You talk about wanting a partner who understands you deeply
Giorno already does. Painfully so.
He thinks: If only they knew how devoted I already am.
You think his intensity is just “his personality”
Mutual yearning at a catastrophic level
Jolyne:
Actively encouraging you
“You’ll find someone, babe, I know it”
Meanwhile she is SO in love with you it hurts
You talk about wanting someone who feels like home
Jolyne smiles a little too tightly
Thinks: I wish I was brave enough to say it.
You think her flirting is just playful banter
Johnny:
Relates to your longing too hard
You talk about wanting someone who sees you fully
Johnny quietly says, “…Yeah. Me too.”
You bond over shared yearning
Neither of you realizes you’re describing each other
He thinks you’d never want someone “broken”
You think he’s unattainable
Gappy:
Tries to understand your feelings by asking gentle questions
“What does love feel like to you?”
You describe something soft, patient, understanding
Gappy realizes: Oh. That’s how I feel about them.
He assumes you’re talking about a hypothetical future
You assume his attentiveness is just who he is
Jodio:
Pretends not to care
Actually cares a LOT
You talk about wanting someone who chooses you every day
That hits him like a truck
He gets quieter after that
Thinks: I’d choose them. Always.
You think his protectiveness is “just how he is with friends”
Dragona:
Fully aware of your romantic nature
Finds it endearing, not annoying
You talk about wanting someone who makes you feel seen
Dragona already does and thinks you must mean someone else
tags: NSFW UNDER THE CUT, college au, jobros x gn! reader, mentions of alcohol/drinking, drugs, HOPPIN DIH DIH DIH, no mentions of stands, i use she/her prns for dragona
a/n: theres so many characters so i'm splitting it up into two parts! stay tuned for the next one :) ALSO WELCOME NEW ANON YAYYY
Robert E.O. Speedwagon
- business major with a minor in economics. he wanted to grow up and be well off, leaving his rough childhood behind and make a name for himself. he's good at talking to people, even if he can be a bit brash.
- a bit of a goody two shoes and its unintentional. usually the first to call out if something is missing in class, like homework or a test and reminds the professor smh.
- besties with jonathan, hangs out with him damn near all the time. and he always hates it when dio eavesdrops them, he can see right through his lies.
- overall average student, he only excels in the classes leading up to his major. but he's not the best with the super science stuff or artsy classes that he needed to take.
- he is the president of a medical and environmental research club on campus, ironically named the "student research foundation" or SRF for short. many of the members jokingly call it the "speedwagon research foundation".
- another early morning bird, he moves waking up early.
- messy notes tbh, its not like they're bad but it's definitelt everywhere and he scrambles to shove them into his bag.
- has a bedtime curfew for himself. he needs to be ready for bed by 9 pm, you won't catch him doing anything else unless the rare ocassions he's out and about.
- drives an old car that was passed down from his parents. already paid off, it just makes a lot of funky noises when it starts.
- the designated driver tbh, he gets called to pick people up from parties. mind you, he's already in pajamas ready to go to bed. he's irritated lmao.
- at any cafe, he always orders an earl grey tea with a bit of honey and an english muffin. but, it's not as tasty as the ones his mom used to make.
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- this guy is a total virgin, despite having his fair share of partners here and there. never has he experienced being touched.
- he secretly enjoys the way you tease him under the table as he studies. pulling his pants down and giving him head under the desk as he tries to finish the last page of the chapter of his book.
- bottoms out the first few times he's having sex. you'll need to take control and lead him.
- he's pretty loud in the bedroom, pants and groans your name as he melts into pleasure.
- instinctively pulls out when he's about to cum, he finds it so thrilling watchin his load spill all over your naked body.
- bonus points if its on your back.
- has condoms and other forms of protection after his first time. he doesn't want accidental babies running around the campus.
- undercover cuck. he thought about his best friend jonathan joining you both in the bedroom. but he wants him to fuck you while he watches.
- he feels obligated to take you out on a date before he sleeps with you. he at least wants to treat you something nice.
- pretty average when it comes to his length, his tip is slightly red and the rest of his shaft is slightly darker than the rest of his body.
- got a bush... and its neatly trimmed bush at that.
- a traditional lover, he will hold your hand while you ride him or as he fucks you. ties in to the fact that gets attached.
- falls asleep kinda quickly after he calms down from his high.
Caesar Antonio Zeppeli
- english major with a minor in womens studies. yes he loves being around pretty girls but he's genuinely also interested in said class. but mostly for the women.
- part of the baseball team, always likes to wear his cap even when he's not in practice or in game.
- in the same fraternity as joseph, they're usually together and plan meet ups when they have the time.
- regularly attends the gym on the weekends, the campus gym hates to see him coming.
- and it's super early in the morning too, like 5 am or 6 am.
- actually does really well in his classes. he's a great writer, loves to write poems instead and shares them in classes. it's how he gets the girls.
- one of the best cooks ever on campus tbh. he's in competition with tonio. maybe it's something to do with his family because the zeppeli's are great cooks.
- considered being in a polyamorous relationship.
- has a preference for having female professors. will glaze them and compliment them for a perfect grade. cares less if his instructor is a dude.
- only uses instagram as social media, other than that he prefers to stay offline and focus on his own thing.
- goes to an annual family trip to italy with william and gyro once a year around spring time.
- his dorm is neat for the most part. i can see him having a bit of clutter on his desk but it's nothing crazy. he cleans his dorm room once a week.
- drives a convertible, i don't make the rules here. it's a red one too at that.
- shows up late to his classes all the time. he's such a popular guy though and he persuades girls for notes.
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- mirror sex. if he could, he would have a big ass mirror on the ceiling. but for now, he settles with his closet mirror so he can watch your face contort with pleasure.
- had a threesome with joseph before, one of the best sex he's ever had period.
- the biggest eater, he loves slurping on wet pussy. but he doesn't mind bobbing his head down on someones shaft either, you'll have to coax him.
- loves to thrust into you slowly but he's balls deep inside. his hips move so fluidly, it just feels right.
- had noise complaints from the floor because of the amount of girls he invites over and his bed is always rocking against the walls or it shakes so much that the floor below them can hear it.
- he's pretty long, not much girth but the tip is noticeably red compared to the rest of his body.
- indifferent about the use of protection. he's had nights where he used them and othertimes where he just went in raw. its all up to you.
- has a kiss mark tattoo on the lower right side of his abdomen close to his groin. sometimes he'd have people kiss him down there to pretend like they left a mark.
- a delicious happy trail, his blonde little hairs sticking out from under his boxers.
- loves having his balls touched and fondled, he's very sensitive.
- he's very vocal, always chanting how beautiful you are or how good you make him feel. his ego is fed when you scream his name so loud, the whole floor can hear you two.
- amazing aftercare, even if it's a quick fuck, he'll still make sure you're okay and look presentable.
Noriaki Kakyoin
- graphic design major with a minor in history. he likes having artistic freedom, wanting to put what he's really good at to good use. that and he really likes learning western history, it's interesting and bizarre.
- roommates with jotaro, they live in those nice apartment looking dorms. their room is decorated mostly from kakyoin.
- speaking of which, he and jotaro regularly get lunch and dinner together at the dining cafeteria. ocassionally accompanied by polnareff once in a while.
- instead of a regular backpack, he carries a tote bag with him instead. it carries all of the essential things he needs anyways.
- wears glasses. he's far sighted, looking down at his blank page of his notebook makes him dizzy because its so blurry. but the board with the notes he can see just fine.
- has a part time job at the library, 100% saves study rooms for his friends whenever they need to hang out.
- smokes weed socially, he never really has it on him but if he's being offered then who is he to deny it?
- probably a collector. has a mini shelf dedicated to trinkets he collects and action figures and pokemon cards lol.
- which leads me to my next point of kakyoin being a nerd. he's in a geeky club, maybe the video game one with jodio.
- got in trouble by the RA because he had a candle in his room.
- drives a 2010 red honda civic, likes to comment about how reliable it is because it's a hand me down.
- becomes a regular at the cafe shop across the street from the campus.
- regularly goes on road trips with avdol and polnareff. sometimes jotaro and joseph would tag along with them.
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- a super freak, he's is into things you didnt think guys like him would be into.
- first and foremost, he likes whips. he pulled one out and gave your ass a playful slap and then acted innocently at your outburst.
- into pet play, he really digs the cat ears and tail or dog ears and tail. extra points if you bark or meow for him on all fours.
- and btw, the tail is a buttplug, you know exactly where it's gonna go.
- always has some kind of music playing in the back, he thinks its awkward when it's mostly quiet.
- he likes being messy, yet he'll tease you about making a mess out of him and yourself.
- speaking of which, he's not at your mercy and will tease you until you're begging for him to stop.
- has a tattoo on his waist that he forgot about and got when he was drunk probably. it's cursive writing of a quote that he liked from a movie.
- he's on the quiter side, lets out one of the most prettiest moans and sighs you've ever heard a man emitt. top 5 best moans probably.
- he's got an average dick, skinny long rather than girthy. around 6 inches? and it's a light pink at the tip.
- loves having his nipples teased, especially if you circle your tongue around it and suck on it. he'll lose his composure.
- likes holding your hand when he's balls deep inside.
- has gotten his dick sucked in the library before, while he was on shift. they were uh.. overdue for a book return.
- jerks off to audio porn. fell asleep with his underwear pulled down as the moans were on repeat for 6 hours straight. it's a miracle jotaro didnt notice.
Nijimura Okuyasu
- kinesiology major with a minor in business. he likes being fit, i could see him being a trainer or a coach. while also wanting to build his own business, he dreams so big.
- doesn't study at all. for anything. and he's barely passing his classes, i dont know how he does it.
- got a big appetite, always hungry for something. you'll see him at the campus convenience store or the dining area a lot.
- goes to the campus gym a lot, does duo poses with josuke and he thinks they look so cool. talking about some "gains 🤙🏽😈🔥"
- cheats during exams, he's channeling to use echolocation to see other people's test answers.
- he's playing run 3 on coolmathgames during the lectures.
- roommates with josuke! his side of the dorm is messy, his bed is never made and he has his pile of dirty clothes in his laundry basket. that he forgets to wash.
- speaking of which, he's the type to pull somebody's laundry out if they're hogging the machine. leaves their clothes on the floor lmao.
- works part time at tonio's restaurant whenever he visits back home during summer or winter break. its a seasonal position.
- goes to a lot of campus events if free food is available. hardly every interested in what any of them actually offer.
- was on academic probation for a year straight, luckily he did two semesters averaging B's and lifted the hold on his account.
- likes to use the excuse of his 'internet not working' when he didn't turn in a homework assignment and he asks for an extension.
- probably takes a spongebob or a spiderman backpack to class, he literally has everything in there.
- has no license but drives a car anyways lmao.
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- absolutely virgin, there's no doubt about it. he's only ever seen a naked women on the computer screen, never in real life.
- fucks like a desperate, mad-man. he goes way too fast because he's way too excited.
- and he's never quiet about it either. he groans, he grunts, he whimpers, etc. and his voice gets so hoarsed too that it's almost raspy.
- on the average size, nearing 6 inches but it's really girthy. the tip is fat too and the shaft is a darker shade compared to the rest of his body.
- he cums a lot. and it's in thick loads too.
- obsessed with the way your ass jiggles anytime he pounds into you.
- has jerked off to instagram pictures that you uploaded when you exchanged social media accounts with him after working on a group project lol.
- switches positions like crazy, he can't decide what he likes better. either way it all feels too good.
- obsessed with you giving him a blowjob. he's doing homework? your mouth is on the tip as he struggles to write or type. watching a movie or a show together? his hand is at the back of your head as stares mindlessly at the screen.
- brags to josuke and goes into a full, complete detail whenever he gets the chance to sleep with someone. might even try and get josuke hooked up.
- likes to cuddle afterwards, even if you're not even dating. he gets pretty attached easily.
- says "i love you" a lot, especially when he's close to cumming.
Bruno Bucciarati
- sociology majors with a minor in communications.
- he's super intuitive, takes the lead in a lot of projects or class discussions. and everyone is always inspired by whatever he says.
- turns everything in on time, procrastination fears him!
- another one who doesn't struggle with waking up early. honestly he prefers it, that way he has the rest of the day to himself.
- the type who would use file binders and folders to organize his homework and all the other physical paper that he has.
- owns apple everything tbh. an iphone, a macbook, an apple watch, and air pods. yeah, the whole apple ecosystem.
- was mistaken as a professor one time and now he pays attention to the way that he dresses.
- doesn't do parties but he does like to plan hang outs with friends. even classmates, would offer to go to a cafe to study together. or even lunch and dinner.
- i can see him driving a bmw m4 convertible series car, specifically a white one too. its always clean and it always smells nice.
- experienced driver, been driving since he was able to touch the wheel at a young age.
- and for that reason, he's the designated driver but he doesn't really complain about it. he can multitask, being in a meeting through the phone while also driving narancia and mista to some party at the same time.
- he doesn't even have a dorm, he lives in an apartment and shares rent with abbacchio. and it's pretty damn clean.
- i can see him graduating early, he decided to take some classes during the summer term and that boosted his completion.
- he drinks a lot of coffee. and its black coffee at that and he keeps it in his yeti rambler mug thats dark blue.
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- insane stamina btw, he could go for hours and rounds after rounds.
- really into restraints, he'll tie your hands or keep them pinned as he fucks into you.
- an absolute king in aftercare, even if its a quick fuck he does show that he cares to an extent. he'll help wash you up.
- he prefers going a lot slower and gentle than jackhammering his hips. he loves the romantic and actual love aspect of sex, especially if you're his partner.
- he love, love, loves to drag the foreplay for that reason. sometimes the buildup is a lot more thrilling than the actual deed.
- during winter and spring breaks when you're away from each other, he doesn't mind dabbling into phone sex or sexting with an exchange of photos and videos.
- his phone is connected to his laptop so sometimes he has to be careful opening his files in case theres a naked picture of you that pops up.
- has a thing for lingerie. imagine you come visit him late at night at his place, abbacchio not home and just bruno. you reveal the lacy panties. yeah, he goes crazy for that.
- there was a time where it was just you and him in the car on your way to pick the guys up. and you leaned over to give him head while he's driving. then narancia would ask why bruno looks so flushed out.
- he's pretty quiet in the bedroom. lots of grunts and sighs, but he much rather prefers you making all the noise.
- he's pretty big. a long, 7 incher with a slightly red tip. and his balls are average size too. he knows how to use it, thats for sure.
- always uses protection, unless you tell him not to. but he'll ask if you're really sure.
Ermes Costello
- a criminal justice major, she's hear to serve justice and likes being outspoken.
- has those big whiteboards in her dorm room with a calendar. she writes down exam dates and birthdays.
- uses instagram mostly but even then, she's not really online that much.
- loves bar hopping after exam week with jolyne and f.f. doesn't matter if they passed or not, they're celebrating that it's over with.
- has a part time job being a delivery driver at night. she can lift really heavy boxes too and sometimes befriends the houses that she delivers to.
- actually feels really happy that the majority of her classmates are other women. she feels like she's at home.
- has a habit of showing up kinda late for class though, every single time. but it's not terribly late, just like 5 minutes.
- speaking of which, i wouldnt say she struggles with procrastination but more so.. she struggles with her time management.
- likes to go to parties with jolyne, they're always seen together a lot of the times.
- was pulled over by the cops one time while they were driving back and she was fucking drunk and it was a miracle that they let them go after inspecting the car.
- her study habits are kinda all over the place. sometimes she rereads her notes, other times she might rewrite stuff, and then uses flashcards.
- but she's pretty good at public speaking. especially about something that she's so passionate about.
- snores a lot in her sleep, she drools and bunches up her blankets. especially on the day of her tests. she's convinced its some kind of sick joke as to why she sleeps so well when its an exam day.
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- loves having her boobs played with, especially after a long day. and you can be as rough as you want with them.
- she loves mirror sex, there's something so embarassing yet so hot about seeing herself looking so fucked out.
- she's a switch, leaning slightly towards dom. she kinda wants to take the lead most of the time but she won't wrestle with you too much.
- doesn't mind quickies but she'll scold you about it while you're actively trying to unbutton her pants.
- you ate her out right before a big test one time and she miraculously passed. she thinks you helped her.
- really likes those vibrating panties or if you make her stick those toys inside of her while she's in class. she's gripping the table and trying to act cool while you're on the other side of campus.
- she's pretty loud in the bedroom, kinda flustered about it too. she can't even control her own volume if she could. if she's blissed out then thats that.
- has a collection of straps that she likes to use on you. she might even let you pick out which one to use tonight.
- got a mean bush down there, dont be surprised if you get some pieces of hair stuck on your teeth or tongue.
- likes to dirty talk a lot, even if she's a moaning mess herself.
- made herself squirt once in her dorm room alone, she quickly tried cleaning up before jolyne and f.f stop by to visit.
- has faked an orgasm before with someone who she didnt really like but let hit anyways. just to get it over with and immediately texted jolyne the second they left.
Gyro Zeppeli
- biochemistry major , he's pretty damn smart but he doesn't really act like it. at least for the most part.
- super lucky when it comes to quizzes and exams, specifically on the multiple choice parts. sometimes he's stuck between two answers and he always picks the correct one each time.
- likes to play devil's advocate sometimes during class discussions.
- writes down one or two things during class and then just doesnt take notes at all for the rest of the session. might even leave early.
- goes on that annual trip to italy with caesar and will , and he always brings something back for johnny.
- his dorm room is pretty messy. he's got shit everywhere but it's hardly dirty. its usually just piles of clothes, unorganized desks and an unkempt bed.
- gets invited to go to parties regularly. and it all just depends on how he feels. he'll drag johnny with him too if he really wants to go.
- during his chem labs, he's super on point with his calculations to everyones surprise. they all lowkey gravitate towards him when its time to pair up.
- sometimes during winter or spring breaks, he joins johnny into staying at the joestar's manor for the time being. he's like the guy that invites himself, an honorary joestar.
- pigs out in the dining hall, he goes for seconds and thirds. its almost like he inhales his food.
- really chill with the chefs at the dining hall, id they see him they'll even give him an extra scoop.
- books a study room for him and johnny just so they can talk as loudly as they want and dick around. and they tend to go overtime too until another group knocks at the door. but gyro tells them to fuck off.
- likes to sleep through his alarm. you wonder how it doesn't wake him up but wakes the whole floor up.
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- the biggest tease imagineable, he purposely does slow and deep thrust just to see you squirm.
- slaps his dick against your thigh or your hole, all while smirking down at you.
- and for some reason, the deed always starts in his car. he likes to make out a little and then either wants to fuck in the backseat or head back to your room specifically. not his.
- absolutely loves doggystyle position, it's his go to every single time.
- he doesn't sleep around as often that you think he does, he likes focusing on his own thing rather than getting laid. he knows its easy.
- has fantasies of someone being able to top him. he wants his hair getting pulled too, he thinks its so hot.
- he's relatively loud. he groans and talks more than he moans or whimpers, etc. he's a tease but he likes to praise you too.
- he's so big it leaves you drooling. he's so thick too, he has to be like 8 inches with a fat tip too and his bush of hair. there's also prominent veins on the shaft.
- a yummy happy trail that starts right under his belly button. and he doesn't plan on shaving either.
- indifferent about the mess the two of you will make. but he gets a kick out of stuffing your mouth full.
- same about using protection though he kinda leans more into using it. he carries a condom in his wallet all the time. he doesn't want little gyro's running around just yet.
- purposely leaves his dorm room unlocked too, has gotten walked in on but be didnt care. in a weird way its like he's asserting his dominance.
- his dirtiest fantasy is having a threesome with johnny. he's wanted to for the longest. but johnny doesn't know about this lmao.
Yasuho Hirose
- an education major with a minor in english. i can totally see her being those cutesy teachers with decorated classrooms and the cutest outfits.
- gets her strawberry matcha latte every morning before class, sometimes she asks josuke (gappy) if he wants to join. if he's even awake this early.
- takes notes on an cutesty ipad with the feel-like paper screen protector. goodnotes is her bff.
- and yes she color codes her notes as well.
- gets kinda distracted when she's editing her notes for a presentation on powerpoint or google slides. she spends more time making the slides look good.
- afraid to ask questions in class and saves it for office hours.
- often has no idea what she's doing during class activities but ends up doing stuff correctly anyways.
- likes to stay in her social circle, doesn't really seek out to make friends. she likes and appreciates the ones she already has with her.
- loves to study outside on the grass with her friends. they have little picnic, laptops out and she has them take pictures of her and her of them.
- doesn't go to parties. and if she did, it was peer pressured by her friends. but she's definitely hanging out in the corner of the room, counting down the time as it goes by.
- has a bunch of stickers all over her ipad case.
- shows up a little early before her classes even start. was late the first day, so she made it a habit.
- she smells so good. she smells like a bakery and strawberries, constantly gets complimented and ask what she uses.
- if she's more than 10 minutes late for class, she's skipping. saving herself the embarassment of doing the walk of shame where everyone stares at her.
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- super duper squirmy. she is so sensitive to almost every touch, especially her breast.
- she moans pretty loudly and it's cute too. lots of "ah, ah, ah" and "oh, oh, oh" slipping past her lips so sweetly.
- she loves creampies. the feeling of being stuffed to the brim makes her wanna roll her eyes back.
- has to turn her plushies or figurines away so they dont see her in this kind of state. it's silly but she gets embarassed just seeing beady eyes watching her get railed.
- she's pretty vanilla, isn't into anything super crazy. she once slept with a guy who wanted her to wear a snorkeling mask while he ate her out.
- but she really likes being praised. and anal.
- no seriously, she saw stars when she got her ass ate out for the first time.
- nobody was able to make her squirt before. do you think you can do it?
- rarely ever would think about dominating. she's submissive in every way, she likes it when you take the lead. mostly because she has no idea what shes doing.
- her favorite position is missionary, only because she likes wrapping her legs around whoever's fucking her.
- likes getting her ass slapped while she getting fucked. she lets out a small yelp anytime it happens and you can tell she likes it the way she squeezes around nothing, or on your strap, or dick.
- makes a lot of facial expressions, she's very expressive and its pretty cute.
Dragona Joestar
- a psychology major with a minor in biology, she works hard!
- has her life put together already, she knows what she wants to do and how she's gonna do it. already has internships lining up for her to apply.
- she's probably an RA too alongside with giorno but in a different floor. she's the fun RA that likes to decorate the white boards and uses the air wick plugs to make the hallway smell nice.
- uses instagram, snapchat, AND tiktok. secretly always online but tries not to make it super obvious. has a decent amount of followers and friends added to across apps. i would say ~3k people max.
- only became an RA for the free dorm room, convinced jodio to apply with her but he hates the responsibility.
- the RA that everyone trusts and talks to, she's just very reliable and easy to talk to compared to the others. especially giorno.
- president of the "fashion design" club. it's a do-it yourself (diy) and home economics club where you can cook, knit, sew, and make clothes with other people and take it home.
- writes down notes in neat handwriting that she plans to transfer on computer but never does.
- procrastination's biggest victim. she pushes everything by the deadline. and yet she tells everyone else to get started early.
- was definitely an orientation day leader, loves to help out the newbies. from transfer students to freshmans.
- all the faculty at the library know her, she goes there literally everyday. either to print papers, being a tour guide, or just to hang out. her favorite person there is kakyoin lol.
- will actually freak out if she gets a grade lower than a B. her mental state is really getting pushed when she see's that C.
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- she's so stressed out that she doesn't even realize given at how easily she is to cum.
- i would say she's a good B cup but she loves how her chest just bounces a little anytime she rides.
- loves having toys being used on her. her favorites is butt plugs and vibrators.
- was getting fucked by one of her guy friends and her RA phone started ringing. imagine how quickly her heart dropped when she heard knocks at the door afterwards.
- her favorite position is the lotus, eye contact is so romantic and she has a hard time maintaining it because it flusters her so much.
- really loud. like you need to tell her to shush because she's whining and whimpering and screaming your name. it almost sounds pornographic.
- she kinda likes it if you cover her mouth or make her bite into a pillow or something to muffle her noises.
- can only go one round or two before she taps out. her body goes overdrive pretty quickly.
- kinda into some roleplay, she loves being the nurse and you're her patient. but thats if she's got the time and is bored enough to edge you.
- speaking of which, she's into edging. a lot of it too and mostly edging you.. not on herself.
- lets you stay the night, she'll even make you breakfast and tries not to make it a big deal if anyone noticed you sneaking out either really late or kinda early.
