Jay!bin setting up Bruce with selina
I don’t remember where I first heard this, but I saw a tumbler post about how the robins would set Bruce and Selina up, and how Jason was big into the dramatic love confessions and this just came to live in my brain.
jay!bin: B! B! There’s a robbery happening on *insert Gotham street name that has an expensive jewelry store*!
Bruce: c’mon Robin, let’s go see who is is this time
*they get over their and after a few seconds of looking into where the alert came from, they deduce it’s coming from the third and top story of a large jewelry store*
Bruce, setting up his grappling hook: Robin, can you- *he looks over and Jay bird is no where to be seen*
he freaks out a little, but then? But then, music starts playing, music for teen girls (no hate to anyone who is not a teen girl and enjoys this music), im talking “Ordinary” “those eyes”, and other songs like that. And there coming from his suit.
you see, jaybin had attached one of those tiny speakers that uses what ever you attache it to as an amplifier to Bruce’s belt.
Bruce starts frantically searching his person for the source of the music, then he hears a noise above him. He looks up. And catwoman’s head is sticking out the window of the jewelry store. He obviously freezes and sort of just stares at her while the music is still playing.
Selina just shakes her head and returns to her heist so she can finish up before Bruce gets ahold of himself.
Bruce eventually finds the speaker and is so embarrassed he almost forgets to stop Selina’s robbery.
on a nearby rooftop Jason curses as his plan a fail again
