#drarry chat post

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Draco: i'm sorry, you think snails are cute?

Harry: yeah! when I was younger, I'd put them all over my arms, and then I'd have snail arms!

Draco:

Draco: you can escar-go away

[id-savemysoul]

Harry: I want you...

Draco: *undresses*

Harry: ...to ask but it's much better

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Every drarry chat ever

Harry: Says something stupid

Draco: Says something narcissistic

Every other character: I fucking knew they were gay

[dillpicklestanley]

Draco: You remind me of Medusa.

Harry: And how is that?

Draco: Whenever I look into your eyes I turn rock hard.

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Draco Malfoy after getting his license

Draco: get out of the way, you bitch!

Draco: sorry, I almost said a bad word.

Harry:

Draco: I almost called her a fucking cunt.

Harry:

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Harry: fuck you, malfoy

Draco: wow, you kiss your mother with that mouth? OH WAIT

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In which Snape teaches about love

Draco: Can you teach me how to woo a boy?

Snape: what

Draco: How do I woo a boy????

Draco: Specifically Harry Potter?? He keeps ignoring my advances!!

Snape:

Draco: I told him that he had a nice face and he told me to shove off!!

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Sirius: can I ask you a question?

Draco: sure

Sirius: you—are you—uh, are you sleeping with my godson?

Draco: what? No.

Sirius: what, are you straight?

Draco: ...no

Sirius: is he not attractive enough?

Draco: I—Harry's gorgeous

Sirius: is it because of me? because I killed one man because I'm a convicted murderer, and we both know I'm innocent—