Drarry Community Rec List: Hilarious Banter
A massive THANK YOU to everyone that participated by voting and/or sending in a rec to share!
Recs are sorted by length. Tried my best to tag the creators based on their known Tumblr accounts, but I couldn't find everyone. If anyone does know an account for the ones untagged, drop a comment and I'll edit the post!
ON WITH THE RECS!
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📚 rational economic actors by @yellowfork Explicit | 8k words | 2025
Rec'd by @the-forbidden-forest: This is Draco Malfoy in all his best unhinged glory. I love him and I love Yellowfork. Additional major tags/themes (via reccer): Coworkers, Draco Malfoy is obsessed with Harry Potter (and his new forays into gay sex), First time bottoming
📚🎨 Spoiled Little Brat by @fastbrother (art by @appleslightning) Teen | 9k words | 2024
Rec'd by @suzieburself: Hogwarts professors with the perfect petty relationship. The dialogue is crisp and the characterization is perfect. If Draco doesn’t make you want to laugh, cry, and punch him, is it really Draco?
📚 The Venice Job by nishizono Explicit | 25k words | 2007
Rec'd by @scarredsnake: Auror fic with fake dating, drarry who act like they hate each other guts (they're smitten with each other and just don't know it yet) and a harry who is definitely not gay! (he doesn't have internalized homophobia, he just ""isn't gay""). I loved this fic because it's so drarry in a nutshell, and draco is hilarious, annoying and a little shit overall. Also it's a good case fic!
📚 Hissy Fit by @dysonrules Mature | 28k words | 2010
Rec'd by @ira-dunfort: Parselmouth Harry is an Auror, Draco is not, but a registered snake Animagus. They are ordered to work together to solve a series of crimes, for wich Harry does all the legwork while Draco hangs around his neck, talking his ears off.
📚 Rookie Moves by peu_a_peu Explicit | 75k words | 2023
Rec’d by @its-the-allure: The funniest thing I have ever read, ever, fic or trad pub or anything else. This is a must read!!!!
📚 Socratic Methods by @thecouchsofa Explicit | 79k words | 2025
Rec'd by Anon: Couldn't get enough of the back and forth between the two of them (especially during the first "event"), and the sexual tension they're dancing around makes it that much better. A second rec by a different Anon: The banter in this one needs to be studied! I laughed out loud so many times and I loved how the relationship progressed
📚 From Clouds To Rain by @shewhxmustnxtbenamed Explicit | 106k words | 2025
Rec'd by Anon: From Clouds to Rain is one of my all time favorites for banter! It’s a cozy Muggle AU where Harry is filling in as Draco’s assistant. It’s just SO MUCH BANTER, and all of it is SO CUTE and I just AH I love it. Draco is so soft, even when he’s trying to be cold and stoic and just their dynamic is AWESOME Additional major tags/themes (via reccer): Trans!Harry, angst and fluff and smut, angst with a happy ending
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