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Ok ok but hear me out I was watching a catmaid h bomb video and somekne said something along the lines of "I have a headcanon that being a cat maid is a normal and respected profession in the DSMP but Funny and Foolish are just weird about it" and it got me thinking and in this essay I will-

Catmaids are a respected profession

-started by actual anthro cats, but anybody can be one!

- they offer services of all kinds, and yes sex work, but also handy work. They're exceptionally good help with construction, hence why HBomb and Antfrost help out Fundy and Foolish specifically while doing tasks. It is however part of the job to use the jokes. They started and stuck, hence why HBomb is continuously making everything harder (lmao) with his relentless jokes.

-endermen are very good catmaids for this reason, because they actually enjoy picking up and placing blocks, and often are recruited for construction.

-being a cat maid is an extremely respected profession in a world full where strippers and drug dealers run countries often revolving around stripping and drug dealing, and so in this world catmaids are even more important members of society (bc lets be honest, they're important here too sometimes)