Imagine Charlie got drunk somehow and accidentally said something like: “You know, I wish my parents were more supportive, like there for me…Alastor was there, he was more supportive than them! And he doesn’t even BELIEVE in me or this place!!” And Alastor accidentally hears that and just thinks: “The bar is THAT LOW it’s six feet under the ground! I should NOT be someone’s ‘most supportive ANYTHING’
Even Alastor is taken aback, because he was there on ORDERS. And was better at being a supportive role model without even TRYING!
The bar isn’t even in hell at this point. It’s beneath hell. You have to use ancient magic to go under it.
And yet….
