#efr

[xotyx]

As we all know Rosekiller is into some kinky shit. The kind of shit that leaves Barty with bruises for ages. All their friends know this and don’t really care beyond making sure they never walk in on them having sex ever again, please god.

James, however, only gets introduced to this after he starts dating Regulus, who treats him like the most precious thing in the world. He can't understand a reality in which people wouldn't want to be treated like that.

And thus he comes to the conclusion that Evan must be abusing Barty, it's the only think that makes sense, no matter how many times Barty tells him he is the most enthusiastic participant. After all, when he asked Sirius what was going on at home, he refused to tell him he was being abused and made all the excuses for his parents. So he brings up these concerns to Regulus, who assures him Barty asked for it. James gasps and says that's a horrible thing to say, and Regulus looks into the camera like he's in the office.

Evan, indifferent as he is to what James thinks of him, refuses to help Barty correct this misunderstanding. It's James's own fault he won't take Barty at his word, and besides, he can see how James got to that conclusion. Which he tells him, to his face, after James finally talks to him about it thanks to Regulus and Barty's prompting. He then asks him to get out of his room, because he was about to go check if Xenophilius, The Weed Dealer of Hogwarts Castle, knows where to get roofies. It's almost Barty's birthday, after all.

James runs to Barty with this information, of course, and Barty just about strangles him, because he'd asked for that scene ages ago, and he'd asked Evan to wait a while so he wouldn't know it was about to happen. So thanks for the heads up, he guessed.

[bitch-potatoes]

Prompt: star 05/11/12 @rosekillermicrofic

Word count: 464

"I don't get it," Evan said, looking at the piece of parchment Barty had handed him. He had read it three times, and all Barty did was stare expectantly.

"It's my divination work. We're doing star readings," Barty explained at last. He took the paper back and pointed at a diagram of different stars labelled with different times and dates.

"This one here" he pointed at a constellation label 01/09/72 12:34 "is when I met you" he grinned widely, digging in his pocket and slotting a green apple lollipop in his mouth. He spoke around the sweet as he continued to explain.

"See because... I don't know if some air and fire sign was aligned with mercury when we met. That means we're actually soul mates, " he laughed, taking the lollipop out his mouth and offering it to Evan. Evan took it and tucked it safely between his lips, raising an eyebrow at Barty's explanation.

"S'a good job, I already knew that," Evan joked, frowning as Barty continued to drone on about divination, not even acknowledging the hilarious joke he had made.

Barty had taken all 12 OWLS and seemed to enjoy every subject equally and was physically unable to shut up about every assignment and tidbit of information he learnt. Evan wouldn't have been shocked if he could pass all 12 just from having to share a room with Barty.

After far too long of listening to how the universe allegedly was certain that he and his boyfriend were meant to be, something he had to listen to a slightly different explanation of everytime Barty came back from divination, Evan had grown slightly bored. It wasn't that he didn't love Barty - he loved him to bits and peices, and he did love watching Barty talk about things he found interesting and how he was not so subtly showing his love for Evan even if it was in an odd way. But you can only listen to your boyfriend say mercury is in the microwave, and that makes us soul mates so many times before it feels like overkill.

"Bee..." Evan said, taking the near gone lollipop from his mouth to speak "Bee" he repeated himself after Barty didn't listen. "For fucks sake.." Evan grumbled under his breath, leaning foreward and pressing a short kiss onto Barty’s lips.

"I love you, but please, can we talk about anything but divination?" Evan half pleaded, trying to come off light and joking.

Barty took the lollipop back and nodded, biting down on the remains of the candy and thinking for a moment before tossing the marked work aside and grinning madly - his teeth stained slightly green.

"Did I tell you I read this book on necromancy..." Barty began, and Evan was content to just listen.

[dangerthrillryanson]

Evil Female Robot

[cosplay-pichu]

Sonic & The Void Breaker Issue:1

"Disclaimer: This Comic takes place in an Alternate Universe where it differs a lot from the cannon. Therefore, the characters diverting from their original counterparts in story/personality/age/origin are intentional." "This version of Sonic is a young aspiring hero who got a lot to learn, living in an alternate universe to that of Sonic Prime. Said universe has it's own history and is incredibly unstable which allowed these events to happen in the first place." "Said world's instability has allowed individuals from other worlds to invade this one from all sorts of multiverses. Said external forces has been labeled by the locals as: "Invaders" due to most of them causing harm to the people inhabiting this world." "Sonic's current adventure sees him facing one final threat to hopefully bring peace back to his world and ending the threat of multiversal calamities once and for all."

"Main difference Between Alter-World Sonic (Young Sonic) and Sonic prime is their age. As Young Sonic is only nine years of age at the time and attends school everyday on top of fighting invaders almost every week. So he lacks knowledge ,experience and control compared to his canonical counterpart." "Due to these changes he is very limited in his moves as he is exclusively a close-ranged physical fighter. But to make up for it sonic has a wider variety of physical attacks to make up for it, even leaning towards a: Grappling-Rushdown hybrid archetype." "Another difference is their history as Young Sonic have became battle hardened by the events that required him to reach the peak of his body's physique at a very young age due to the Chaos Energy constantly being in conflict with his own body due to it being forcingly injected into him which now allows him to use the Chaos Emeralds exclusively to go Super or beyond despite the strains it usually gives him." "This translates into Sonic having super-human physical strength on top of his super speed despite the lack of range on his attacks due to his stubby stature and the fragility of his body ,making sonic an absolute glass cannon. Unlike the rest of the EFR cast Sonic will not gain levels/new moves/experience as he'll function like a fighting game character retaining his strengths & weaknesses. But instead will gain "super meter" instead which allows him to make team up attacks." "Last but not least: Sonic will need to rely on his multipliers and his imaginary friend to do critical damage. These multipliers are:

2× damage when using recoil attacks

2× damage when crashing attacks

2× damage from sweet spot hitting (which is hitting with his iron shoes)Said multipliers can stack with each other and his speed to deliver the most damage possible."

[lynnsaster]

archiving!

archiving!

this is one is cheating because I made it a while ago, but archiving!

character belongs to @vshadowo

[moonstarzsun]

rosekiller, but it’s barty after evan’s died and he’s alone in azkaban. his delusions and hallucinations become so great that he starts to believe that evan’s a ghost and that they continue their relationship. barty who thinks he’s kissing evan, but he opens his eyes and he’s met with cold, cold concrete. barty who’s panting and pressing and grasping and crying and screaming for a shred of his evan, his rosie to be real. barty who can taste evan and feel evan touching him, but it isn’t fucking possible, and somewhere in his mind barty knows this, but he just cant. he Cant. CANT accept that. face that reality. not now, maybe not ever.

[alijam804]

[mastermanifest0rs]