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@yokelish For you papa.

Lonk

#seven screams #eggyonkel #bg3 #baulders gate 3 #Astarion #gale dekarios #karlach #shadowheart #balders gate 3

@former-nerd god bless you.

#eggyonkel #i will never escape the egg thing #so i might as well embrace it

@yokelish you 100% need this on discord if you haven’t already LOL

#eggyonkel #seven screams

I have won tumblr today

Tell me tell me tell me :3

What’s you do

#eggyonkel #snail.mail

Aatarion is such a bottom that becoming a top is his bad ending

YOURE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT AND SHOUKD PREACH IT TO THE WORLD

#seven screams #eggyonkel #Astarion #bg3

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Prompto Argentum is just quicksilver

That's his name

Literally

Quicksilver

Fuck you, FF

Why must you hurt me this way?

#seven screams #eggyonkel #snail.mail

you ask and i deliver

silver platter and all

MY BED TIME STORY IS HERE.

OOOOOG IM READING THIS AS SOON AS I GET IN BED. IMMA SLEEP AWFUL TONIGHT (cause lack of sleep due to staying up and reading)

#seven screams #eggyonkel #snail.mail #bg3

I will always stand with Gortash enjoyers over delulu Ascended Astarion girlies.

Ithink it's fair to say Ascended Astarion apologists just do a very similar thing Cazador did to him: they rob him of his autonomy not by violence and compulsion but by babying him and trying to justify his actions to themselves and everyone.

I love Gortash as a character. Orin has me fascinated because of her actress. They are both horrible. I don't think I need to expend on Orin, but Gortash is very much setting up bomb teddy bears for refugee children for kicks and giggles. And I love him for it.

Gortash is also traumatized. He was also a child slave at some point. He also was robbed of his autonomy . But Gortash enjoyers don't baby him. He is horrible. He not only perpetuates the cycle of violence, he takes it a step further. Just like Ascended Astarion.

It's fine to find AA sexy, desirable, fun, whatever. Do whatever the fuck you want this is why it's an choices-matter-RPG. It's fine to enjoy him as he is this dominant sexy vampire lord who is obsessed with your character if that's your thing. He is a Fantasy, enjoy it however rocks your boat (hehe). It is, however, utterly ridiculous in most unflattering ways for them to try to prove that AA gives a fuck, is still in love, and actually not that bad a person. No, he is isn't on all accounts. AA is nothing but Cazador 2.0 whose weapon isn't violence but manipulation and seduction he had learned over 200 years. And, of course, unprecedented power.

Minthara isn't going through that. Sharran Shadowheart isn't going through that. Gortash isn't going through that. And I am fascinated that only Astarion is. Why? Is it the pretty privilege? Is it the need for the perfect victim? I want to study AA apologists under the microscope.