200 Mil Surprise Gift Extra — Getting Some Liquor
Seven Days of Joy · The Twenty-Ninth · Buying Liquor
[Ghost City, Nighttime]
Ghost Peddler: My, if it isn't the Granduncle! Granduncle, it's the twenty-ninth, come buy some liquor! It might even be good for your health!
XL: Be good for my health?
Ghost Peddler: Yep, yep! This is our newest—Goat Penis Wine!
XL: … Goat what?!
Ghost Peddler: Our ingredients are top-notch! It's the actual penis from a century-old goat demon! Doesn't matter if it's god, ghost, demon or human, a single cup, and you're guaranteed to get hard!
XL: Wait, I'm not…
Ghost Peddler's Wife: Keep your voice down—don't you think Granduncle deserves some respect? Granduncle, there's a saying in the underworld: "The twenty-ninth calls for liquor, good fortune will last forever!" Shall I fetch you a jug?
XL: Thank you, but there's really no need…
HC: Gege?
XL: San Lang!
HC: Gege wants to buy wine?
XL: UMMMMM I'm not- I don't!!! Ahahahha San Lang, I have an incredibly tricky prayer to run by you. Let's discuss it as we walk!!!
Ghost Peddler: Granduncle! Come on, you don't want it?! My Goat Penis Wine really works wonders!
XL: There's really no need!
HC: (laughs)
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Our Lianlian needs to be saved from being embarrassed xD Happy New Year's Eve!
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