Ruby, gesturing at Mercury, Yang, Winter and Ren: You see those four? Yeah, they fuck each other until they drop.
Weiss: Ugh, don't talk about my sister like that please.
Qrow: Yikes, Firecracker with the Ice Queen?
Ruby: Yes, yikes, 'specially when you're in the room right next to them.
Blake: Heh. Lucky you're not next to me and Sun.
Sun, mouth full of food: Hmm?
Ruby: Anyway, me and Nora managed to find out who tops who...
Nora: And who is the bottom of a bottom of a bottom! The cubed bottom, per se!
Ruby: Yes. And we can see it in their actions.
Weiss: Surely a Schnee would conquer them all!
Qrow: Heh, I like your enthusiasm... but Yang is most definitely at the top of the chain.
Blake: I feel like it would be Merc.
Sun: Same here, he's just a jerk. Probably tortures them in bed.
Ruby, snickering: Interesting predictions... but far from the truth.
Nora: Far far!
Ruby: First, the bottom³, as Nora called it, is Mercury. The most jerky of them all, the worst. Being moulded by a horrible man -- his father, an assassin -- he's been without love for his whole life. Thus, he's more susceptible to the love and care of his lovers.
Nora: Basically, he's just a sad boy who wants to call someone Mommy and Daddy~!
Weiss: Makes sense, actually.
Qrow: Heh, Yang probably takes her anger out on him every night.
Blake: Ooh, he calls them Mommy and Daddy~? Good to know...
Sun: Huh, alright. Who's next?
Ruby: Next, is Yang.
Qrow: What the-
Ruby: While she was the one who initiated this whole relationship, she has been... bottomized by Winter and Ren. Mercury only stays down because of his pre stated lack of love. He seeks Yang's forgiveness too, from what happened in Vytal.
Nora: She succumbs to Winter and Ren's tenacity~!
Weiss: Understandable. Of course Winter would dominate her. And Ren, surely.
Blake: I don't know, this seems to be leaning towards a bottom¹ -- that doesn't work -- Winter.
Weiss: How preposterous. A Schnee would never-
Ruby: And next is Winter.
Weiss, jaw dropping: What!?
Qrow, snorting: Of course. Pick your jaw up, Ice Princess.
Blake: What did I say?
Sun: You're always right hun.
Blake: Damn right, Sun.
Ruby: Similar to her own bottoms, Winter has... a history with being loved. Weiss knows that too well. Thus she submits to the one who hadn't submitted -- Ren!
Nora: Tenacious Ren wins again~!
Weiss: I can't believe this... I'll have to talk about this...
Qrow: Oh relax, you're a bottom to little miss Red over there, and the Ice Prince seems to enjoy Ozcar's-
Weiss: Shut it, you mongrel.
Blake: How in depth and... inspiring.
Sun: Blake... don't go and start eriting Yaoi again. Please. People thought I was gay for months! Reese still isn't convinced I'm not!
Reese, from afar: Need more proof, Sunny boy!
Ruby: Aaaaaaanyway, Ren is the top because-
Nora: Because he is loving, tender and amazing! Who would want to-
???: Ahem.
They turn. The 4 are behind them.
Ruby: Y-Yang! Mercury, hey...
Yang: 10 seconds.
Mercury: I'll give you 5.
Ruby: QUICK, NORA. HOLD IN AND I'LL ZIP AWAY!
Nora: Hurry-!
Nyoooooom!
Winter, snickering: You two... are so feisty today. What do you say, Ren?
Ren: Mmm, yes. Quite. May you two... follow us?
Mercury, Yang dropping their charge on Ruby and Nora: Yes, our Lords.
Qrow, watching on: What the fuck just happened?
Weiss: I don't know. I need a drink.
Qrow: ... heck, why not. Just once won't hurt.