#deviantking

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Aiden: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Eli an inch from his face*

Eli: So we had this id- stop glaring we had this idea.

Aiden: Who's we?

Creighton: *directly beside his face* We had this idea.

Aiden: Fuck sakes, there's two of them.

Landon: *sliding out from under the bed* Three actually.

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Aiden: I don't need everyone's help.

Elsa: Look, Aiden, you're stubborn and that's an adorable quality. But do you wanna know what's not an adorable quality?

Ronan: Acne.

Elsa: Being dead.

Ronan: Yep, being dead.

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Cole: Why are your tongues purple?

Ava: Because I had a blue slushie.

Eli: And I had a red one.

Cole: *glares* *ready to attack Eli*

Eli: Calm, down we just decided to mix them.

Cole: Okay.

Eli, smirking: Then we made out.

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Aiden, sitting next to Elsa: Did you miss me?

Elsa: You went to the bathroom for two minutes.

Aiden: I know, did you miss me?

Elsa: Aiden, we hate each other.

Aiden: Then why haven't you moved away from me yet?

Elsa: I....maybe I did miss you.

Aiden: *smug*

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Aiden: My wife looks so good right now.

Ronan, looking around: Is Elsa here?

Aiden: No. But I just know.

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[Levi and Aiden as kids]

Aiden: I'm hungry.

Levi: So, what do you want me to do about it?

Aiden: Make me chips.

Levi: I don't know how.

Aiden: I'm hungry, what do you know how to make?

Levi: Water.

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Brandon: What are you doing?

Nikolai: *hanging upside down from a tree* Trying to kiss you.

Brandon: You're gonna fall.

Nikolai:

Nikolai: Shut up and kiss me I'm getting lightheaded.

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Aiden, holding a newborn Eli: He looks like you, Elsa.

Elsa: No, his all you-

Cole, whispering to Silver: What are they talking about, he looks like a fucking alien-

Silver: Stop.