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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Good lord this took for fucking ever but I finally finished it—
Hey should I'm bored y'all so people who follow me or in the poppyblr community should I write a story or do some art of tombur and enderbees
Making a shit story on here for y'all
Doing some art shit on here for y'all
Or should I do a link list 🤔 that's been going around lately
I'm in gym and I'm just walking around and didn't even notice I spelled it wrong
Okay im dojng homework n am supposed to be busy rn so ill do a Small post thats more Angry but anyways
If you Genuinely ACTUALLY are out here 'truthing' mcyters and shipping them and sussing out Every action to point out that theyre 'secretly lgbt' in some way. What the fuck is wrong with you?
This isnt a 'they could see it' statement okay frankly if the ccs Never see it. That doesnt fucking matter. Youre talking these Actual real people and treating them like fictional characters you can play with and analyze and thats fucked up. ESPECIALLY if theyrr minors like i seen it with tubbo and ranboo and frankly? Fuck right off with that
If they ARE lgbt in any way isnt your fucking business. And what this 'truthing' shit is doesnt help like. Let real fucking people act without you analyzing and dissecting everything they say and do. What if they Are lgbt in some way? You pickin apart their actions as some Evidence for this is just so objectifying and dehumanizing. Trying to 'truth' that they 'have crushes' on each other is not right at all.
They say they arent comfortable with being shipped? They say its cringe or wack or whatever? Then fucking listen and DONT do that shit. Its so easy. Just because you do something out of view of the ccs doesnt mean it doesnt fucking exist. Youre still defiling and going against their boundaries as PEOPLE
Thats a Real human being and youre acting like theyre some doll you can manipulate and play with. Fuck off.
Gay Phil x Bi Techno
The Syndicate has to sneak into Las Nevadas and get their hands on some classified information. Their best bet to get in is during Couples’ Night. Unfortunately, Techno is a little too high profile to accompany Phil, so they swap in Niki for his date. Thankfully, most of the server doesn’t know about Phil and Techno’s marriage yet. Ranboo goes with Tubbo (it helps that they’re currently allied with Snowchester and they both knew the plan, so they end up asking each other out at the same time). They’re technically backup but were instructed to have a nice night out together while the others run the main mission.
It’s early in the evening when Quackity approaches them. He makes the usual greetings before saying, “I never knew you were dating Niki, Phil.”
Phil chuckles, “Oh, you can never tell with these things. We’re still pretty new to this relationship.”
“Oh?” Quackity asks. There’s a glint in his eyes Phil doesn’t like the look of. “What do you find most attractive about Niki?”
“Most attractive about Niki?” Phil stalls. It’s as if his brain has crashed and is stuck on an error screen as he glances over at Niki and comes up with nothing. “I like her... breasts?”
A laugh bursts out of him as Niki whisper yells a scolding, “Phil!” and smacks his arm, because if he didn’t, he think he might cry at that terrible lie. At least their little performance doesn’t seem to have tipped off Quackity as he laughs along. From his communicator earpiece, Phil can hear Techno absolutely dying from his chair in the meeting room where he’s monitoring their progress and walking them through the mission. At least someone is enjoying his misery.
Niki takes charge from there, weaving together artful lies and small talk. When Quackity walks away, Phil grins and bears it as Niki steps on his toes with her heels in revenge.
I've been meaning to make this post for a while, but in light of recent events...I hope I can word this properly like I want to, but I'm not going to lie, the more people use "They're minors!! >:o" as a reason for why shipping Tubbo, Tommy, Ranboo, Purpled, etc. is bad, the more it grates on me a little bit.
The truth is, guys, it really won't be that long until they are adults. Using the fact that they're minors as the main reason why it's bad to ship them is infantilizing at best, and at worst it could lead to some...unforseen consequences after they do turn 18.
The main reason why things like "enderbees" and the like should be considered inappropriate is not the fact that they're not legal adults yet. The fact is, in both the US and the UK, the age of consent is 16; if that were the only issue, you might still find it weird, but it wouldn't be worth getting up in arms over, if all involved parties said they were okay with it.
The reason shipping them is bad is the fact that they don't consent to it, and I imagine that will remain true in a year or so. They're not babies, they have the capacity to understand and decide how they feel about being shipped irl (and every right to say it's fuckin weird); it's unfair to them to take away their agency like that, and we need to set a precedent for that now instead of later when people are saying it's not bad because they're not minors anymore without understanding why it was bad then anyway.
Tl;dr: Tubbo, Tommy, Ranboo, Purpled, etc. are old enough to make decisions for themselves, shipping them is bad mainly because they don't consent to it, not because they're minors.
beeduo but its that one scene from The Theory of Everything (a movie i havnt seen but this scene is just too cute ok-)
The general of mcytblr @ the enderbees community rn