I've finally finished subtitling this little masterpiece of a show, in the hopes that more people will acknowledge it.
Since it's not well-known at all, here's a little summary first:
Yagio (Someya Toshiyuki) is the mysterious shopkeeper of Unreal -- a variety store that sells unusual antiques, which are said to have the power to grant their owners' wishes. Munechika (Konishi Eito) is a high-schooler who works at a café just nearby, and in his free time scolds Yagio for his poor self-preservation skills. But is their connection truly just that of a shopkeeper and the delivery boy who brings him his orders? What is Yagio hiding? And what do a snarky cat and a flamboyant ex-shopkeeper have to do with any of this?
Disclaimers and episodes under the cut.
Thank you!
Disclaimers:
- Raws thanks to avistaz.
- Upload of these files to any other websites is forbidden. In general, sharing this show outside of tumblr is absolutely okay, just please make sure to link back to this post, and not to the single video files.
- My knowledge of Japanese is very, very limited. For this translation, I relied on a huge number of online dictionaries and translation tools, as well as a machine-generated transcription and the TVer Japanese subtitles as sources. While I did put the utmost care into every single line, errors and inaccuracies are very likely to occur.
Now, onto the episodes:
Episode one
Episode two
Episode three
Episode four
Episode five (tw: svicide attempt, svicidal ideation)
Final episode
Last but not least, big shout out to Lily and Echo for being my emotional support network as well as my go-to translation advisors. Couldn't have done it without them!
May 2026 edit: the subtitle file for the stage play sequel is ready! Find it here.
[Eng Sub] JP Dub Kid Flash x Jinx Compilation we can find so far 💛💜 (+ Bonus)
VA :
Jinx - Nami Kurokawa
Kid Flash - Go Inoue
Some subtitles are altered and updated from my previous posts.
Clips originated from DC Kids International's Youtube Channel, thank you @lapinlune for sharing the link to the source.
My 3rd Vocaloid cover ever made, and somehow I seemed to of gotten worse instead of better from my second cover, but I suppose improvement is hardly ever just an upward slope, I still learned new things working on this, and this time that was portamento timing and a little bit of working with the english voicebank! Also, this still sounds alot better than my first attempt, this finished version was my second lol
Sooooo this cover I swear was cursed to never be finished. This was supposed to be done looooong ago, but I ran into motivation issues. When I finally got motivation back, I then ran into a TON of technology related issues, and if it wasn't technology issues, then it was just real life stuff taking priority. Truthfully, I ended up completely running out of motivation by the time I got to mixing this, but I still trucked through and did the best that I could, for I truly did want to make this cover. Perhaps I'll have better luck with the fourth cover I do!
Voicebank used: Megurine Luka V4X English, and Soft Evec with husky, dark, and soft.
Art, mixing, dynamics, tuning adjustments, portamento timing and vibrato: Me (ShannaHeart/Strawberry-Metal)
All other tuning and UST: Mimisan15
OG Song: NAKISO
Rose video: Chris G on Pexels
English Lyrics: A mixture of the official english translation and the one by Thai1210 from the Project Sekai wiki.
