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All 9 mercs w/ a reader who got them flowers! (PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC)
(I recently got to 20 followers on this blog! :D I wanted to do a little something to celebrate that, so I grinded and wrote headcanons for all nine of the mercs. It, uh, took a while so I hope you enjoy!)
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☆Scout - Daisies☆
Legitimately starts tearing up
Tries to blame it on the flowers
“I ain’t cryin’ I- I’m just allergic to flowers.”
“Oh, sorry, I could just return them then—”
“What? You’d hafta take ‘em out of my dead hands, I’m keepin’ em.”
Isn’t a huge flower guy but the fact you went out of your way to get them for him makes him feel all warm inside
Reminds him of when his mom would pick flowers to give to him after his Little League games
☆Soldier - Poppies☆
Would aggressively compliment you
“THESE ARE DAMN BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS MAGGOT!! I FEEL IMMENSELY LOVED AND APPRECIATED!!!”
Seriously though, he does
Since he was never allowed in the military he always felt jealous of the soldiers who got special flowers
But he wasn’t now, because you respected him
And if you did, that was enough
☆Pyro - Sunflowers☆
ABSOLUTELY LOVES THEM
Well, you can’t hear what they’re saying but the flappy hands and excited noises give you a decent idea
Will just spend hours holding them in their hands and looking at the flowers like they’re the most beautiful thing in the world
Draws sunflowers in all their drawings now
If they accidentally burned them they would get so sad and give you flowers back as a form of apology
Make flower crowns with them. Do it.
☆Demoman - Bluebells☆
Like most of the mercs, he’s never gotten flowers before
And he has no clue how to take care of them
“Thank ye, but, would ye consider showin’ me how to take care of them?”
Help this man out
Please
He would probably put them just on a table with no vase or water without you
Y’all would put the flowers in an empty bottle of scrumpy <3
☆Heavy - Violas☆
“Little merc has present for Heavy?”
Surprised, but not so much as Sniper
Honestly the most chill about it out of all the mercs
He has sisters so he knows how to take care of flowers but he’s never been the one to receive them
Would press the flowers once the start to wilt and make bookmarks so he can keep them forever (sap)
And if he’s more protective of you during matches, who's to say the reason why?
☆Engineer - Bluebonnets☆
He sticks to the practical side of things, so when you give him a bouquet of flowers he’s utterly perplexed
He’s flattered of course, and thanks you greatly for the gift because he’s a Texas boy raised with manners
But he’s not used to pretty things and…doesn’t quite know what to do with them
He puts them in a vase with water but he finds himself stopping his work to look at them
They didn’t solve a problem, they didn’t hold a purpose yet people–including him now–seemed to love them
Eventually gives up trying to find a reason for it and just accepts it as they’re just pretty
Even though solving questions like “what is beauty” was never his forte, he’d somehow found an answer for it
And it was…well, you.
(He’d also 100% make you a flower out of scrap metal for you bc he’s a gentleman)
☆Medic - Cornflowers/Drosera Spatulata Sundew☆
There’s two flowers that he’d like
Cornflowers are one of his favorites, specifically the white ones (they remind him of Archimedes)
Not just because they are national flowers of Germany, but he also appreciates their medicinal properties
But if you somehow got your hands on a Drosera Spatulata Sundew he’d be pocketing you for months afterwards
Is absolutely fascinated with carnivorous plants and you get him carnivorous flowers???
The most romantic (or just super cool if platonic) thing in the world to him
Isn’t a botanist but he’ll be in the medbay all the time now just observing it and its reactions
He’s not sleeping for a while
He’d try to create a serum for whatever flowers you got him so they’d stay as beautiful as they are forever :)
☆Sniper - Wildflowers☆
No one has ever gotten him flowers before so when you show up at his camper van with hand picked flowers wrapped in twine he’s surprised, to say the least
Finds it interesting how he walked past those same flowers everyday and never cared
But when you gave them to him they felt…special.
Awkwardly mumbles a ‘thanks mate’ to you
Keeps them in an (UNUSED I REPEAT UNUSED) jar in his van
Smiles everytime he sees them
☆Spy - Roses☆
We all know this man is an old-fashioned lover boy so ofc he loves roses
But he’s never on the receiving end of them
So none are ever good enough for his high standards
“Eugh, where did you buy these, the gas station?”
Similar to Scout that if you say you could return them he’d absolutely refuse
Secretly thinks it’s really sweet
Doesn’t act any differently towards you afterwards when he’s with you
But you find multiple bouquets of roses in your room and a note that says “if you ever consider buying me flowers again, buy roses from these boutiques instead of the trash you had before.”
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(Putting in all the tags is another reason why I don't normally do all nine of them holy shit)
Nothing to be Embarrassed About - Engineer x Reader
pt 2 of a request! Reader has a collection of stuffed animals that they've put off showing anyone else, even their partner, Engie. :] The Sniper version is here!
Contains: 654 words, g/n reader, established relationship, too many nicknames from engie, fluff
No one knew what the inside of your room was like. (If Spy did, he never mentioned it.) Engie had to admit he was curious, even before you two started dating. After you two became an item and were learning more about each other, he was surprised you still seemed touchy about your room. As curious as he was, he thought it might be rude to ask to go in if you never offered. He’s a gentleman.
He did drop a few hints here and there, usually in the form of gifting you decorations.
“Hey, sweet pea. I made a little somethin’ for ya,” he said with a smile. He held out his hand to you, showing off a metal flower, made of wire and nuts soldered together with care. “Thought it’d make a nice decoration in yer room.”
But, he still didn’t pry into your room, just waited until you approached him first, looking sheepish.
Engineer doing brat taming? I am on my knees rn 🗣️
Listen. Everyone knows by now I'm from the south, GOD IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR A GOOD SOUTHERN DRAWL. And Engie? Man I'll fold so FAST. I couldn't even be a brat, I feel like I would break with him too easily—
Engineer x Reader: I love it when you're Bad.
Hi :3 got a Tf2 request...
Sniper, Engineer and Demo Headcanons about a SO that works with abused dogs and adopted already on of this dog :3
Oooh, that’s an interesting idea…
Engie, Sniper and Demo with an S/O who works with abused dogs.
Tw: mentions of animal abuse
🏹 Sniper 🏹
When you told Sniper that you worked with dogs that had been abused by their owners, he immediately wanted to come into work with you
It was sad, seeing dogs cowering in their pens and flinching whenever someone came close
He would watch as you worked with them, not trying to force any contact or anything, just sitting there with treats in your hand and letting them come to you.
You then introduced him to one of the dogs that you had adopted, a sweetheart of an Australian Cattle dog who you had named Chilli (yeah it’s a Bluey reference. So what.)
She had been found tied up in someone’s yard, severely dehydrated.
You had spent weeks slowly earning her trust until you two were inseparable.
He loves her to bits, and he joins you when you take her on walks.
So many snuggles.
She is your and his child now. You are dog parents. There is no escaping it.
🍺 Demoman 🍺
Another big dog lover
He purposefully sobers up when you offer to take him into work with you, as he didn't want to accidentally frighten the dogs.
He almost bursts into tears at the sight of the dogs, and he silently wants to kill the people who abused them a thousand times over.
He watches you in awe as you help them to trust people again; you look so gentle and kind.
When you introduce him to your big fluffy golden retriever Tommy he instantly fell in love with him.
He was found as a stray and was very timid at first, but he eventually became a big loveable goofball.
So many snuggles with you and Tommy. You've almost suffocated twice.
Now you have two loyal boys to love :)
🧰 Engineer 🧰
Pretty fond of dogs, I head cannon he had one growing up
When you told him about your job, he thought it was a very admirable thing to do
He loves watching you work with the dogs, gently coaxing them, not forcing anything and letting the trust build between you.
Sometimes he helps, but most of the time he just watches
You eventually introduce him to your lovely greyhound Evie. She had been used as a racing dog, and her owners had been very abusive, often starving her for days.
She’s still a little shy, but she was much more sociable now.
Engie simply adores her, and she can normally be found lying at his feet in his workshop as he works.
Cuddle piles are a regular occurrence with you. He made a special little corner of his workshop especially for them.
There is no escape from the cuddles
ong I have so many things in drafts-
This was pretty fun to write. Requests are going to be on hold for now so I can finish my other works. Thanks for your patience.
-Axel
Reblogs are appreciated!
Yooo can you make sum smut for engie?
(Love ur writing!!)
A/N: Hi! Engie is so cute I love him<3 and thank you very much for the kind words!
Bottoms up
Engineer x F!Reader
Cw:none, this one is pretty tame guys
can you please write more of the blu medic x red mercs but the rest of red team finds out?? Like the red merc walks into base and the rest of the team is like "um hey what the HELL you have a crush on a BLU!?!?!?" (If you can't do this scenario for all the mercs can you do it for pyro, engineer, and scout please) thank you!!! Sorry If this request is alot.
Oh absolutely I can do this! Sorry if updates have been slow, finals has been killing me and this seemed the easiest to post. (I feel like I am always writing Pyro wrong LMAO).
OG Post Here
Right person, Wrong side
Pyro, Engineer, and Scout x Male!Blue Medic! Reader (Romantic)
Pyro:
They are probably the most interesting when it comes to you.
They tried to talk about you to the rest of the Mercenaries actually. However, since most of them can’t here them, they brush it off as utter nonsense. Except for one particular person.
Miss Pauling.
It was over a phone call, since pyro was in their room, they didn’t feel the need to put on a mask. It had to do with a contract killing you in particular and they rejected it. Miss Pauling inquired further about it, she was simply told, “Oh they didn’t tell you? I love him.”
“You can fall in love?”
Okay, ow, that hurt. But that one conversation with Miss Pauling somehow got spread around the entirety of Red Team. Though, it isn’t really a case of, ‘They are in love with blue team’ but a case of, ‘They can love?!’
Overall, it went alright. Though it did show how people felt about their cognitive abilities.
Can I get some NSFW of sub engi? It can be a oneshot or hcs whatever honestly I really dont care when it comes to him as long as im getting fed😩
Sub Engineer Headcanons
Sub Engineer x Reader | 293 words | Masterlist | Request-box Sorry that this is a little short qwq, rn im writing two other drabble/oneshot requests. But ill be sure to write more for engie!
NSFW UNDER CUT!!
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