1917 as vines:
Schofield: What do you have?
German pilot: A KNIFE!
Schofield: No!
-
Leslie: Let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves
Leslie: I’m gonna go first
Leslie: I hAtE you
-
Blake: So he’s sitting there, ear bitten clean off
Schofield: *starts laughing*
5 minutes later:
Schofield: *still laughing on the floor*
-
German pilot: Hi, thanks for checking in, I’m sTiLl A pIeCe Of GaRbAgE
-
Mackenzie: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed
-
Schofield: Look at how cute these pens are
Blake: Scho, that’s gay
Schofield: *sighs* Blake we’ve been illegally together for...
-
German soldier: *in German* Baumer can you read number 3 for the class?
Baumer: *in German* No I cannot!
Baumer: *in German* What up? I’m turning 19 and I never f*cking learned how to read
-
Joe Blake: Hey guys! Today I started a Kickstarter to get my brother put down. The benefits of putting him down would be I would get pushed way less
-
Blake: *music plays* Schooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *does the whip dance move*
-
Blake: Bro, I had a dream we f*cked
Schofield: Ha! Gay, I wouldn’t f*ck you
Blake: *tucks hair behind ear* You wouldn’t
Schofield: I mean, unless you want too
-
BONUS:
Schofield: It should take us 6 hours, 8 at the very most
Me: Why the f*ck you lying? Why you always lying? Oh my god! Stop f*cking lyring!
