#exo chat

[itslilliansnow]

Junmyeon: guys, where the fuck is Baekhyun?

Jongin: Hyung, you shouldn't use this kind of language.

Junmyeon: Pardon. Where the fuck is that fucktard named Byun Baekass?

Baekhyun: Much better, Hyung.

[blooming-cbx]

Jongdae: *hiding in the pantry from a murderer*

Jongdae: *tries to quietly open a bag of chips*

[jongixun]

Junmyeon: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Yixing: I have been zoned out for the past two hours.

Chanyeol: I got lost haft way through-

Sehun: ignoring you , was a Conscious decision :)

[exolstice-blog]

kim kaa’s bday chat <3

-’uwuwuwuwuw_bbh’ has created group: kim kaa’s bday chat <3-

Baekhyun: he proTEC,

Baekhyun: he atTAC,

Baekhyun: but most importantly!!!

Kyungsoo: Shut the fuck up.

Sehun: ahsjak that rhymes,,

Kyungsoo: We're not doing this again.

Jongin: ow, I wanted to hear what he had to say TT

Kyungsoo: Nini

Chanyeol: HE MUSN'T USE WORDS.

Chanyeol: COME ON, MY PEOPLE, I SHALL INVITE YOU TO SHARE BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY CHERISH YOUR FAVORITE PIC OF OUR MOST LOVABLE JONGINNIE.

Minseok: what did you eat

Chanyeol: SPAGUETT

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol: IMA CLUTCHING MY HEAERT RIGHT NOEW I CANT BRWAGTE

Chanyeol: BREATHE*

Junmyeon: cuteEeeeeeEeeeeeEeee

Junmyeon: 💗💗💗💗💗💗

Jongin: You guys—

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: I like this one.

Jongin: hyUnG

Kyungsoo: Sorry.

Jongin: guys, ur embarrassing me😣

Baekhyun: get that soft shit off my face

Baekhyun:

Jongin: Oh my God

Chanyeol: aAgaghahhhhh

Chanyeol: JonGinNnnnNnn hOw CoUuLd youU

Chanyeol: im so shyajdkwzmeb

Minseok: Nice bod bud

Junmyeon: BuT Have you been eating well on set??

Junmyeon: Is your stomach full right now?

Jongin: hyung, it is,, don't worry omg why is this happening ahHhsbb

Sehun:

Sehun: sorry i took so long

Sehun: I was looking for this

Sehun: Nice tiddies tho

Jongin: ahsjakabhsjs

Baekhyun: Shut up you were just looking for a pic of him with yourself in it 🐍🐍

Sehun: no I wasnt

Chanyeol: Uh huh

Sehun: I like this picture

Sehun: he has a nice profile

Kyungsoo: true that

Sehun: but what's best

Sehun:

Minseok: His nose?

Sehun: me bitch

Chanyeol: abajsmajj of course

Baekhyun: 🐍🐍🐍

Minseok:

Jongin: where did you get that from

Jongin: that was from today stalker 👀

Minseok: twas the first thing i saw when I typed your name online

Jongin: you don't have pictures of me TT

Baekhyun: Balenciaga

Kyungsoo: What?

Baekhyun: His underwear

Sehun: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Baekhyun: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Chanyeol: agwjjwnzjia

Jongin: guYS

Junmyeon: Oh, aren't those what I got you?

Jongin: no.

Jongin: shut up.

Jongdae: om back

Jongdae:

Jongdae: ahhhh i love this one

Jongdae: one could express so many feelings with this

Jongin: HYUNG...

Baekhyun: you know shit's serious when he whips out them meme-thingiesss

Sehun: 👀👀👀

Jongin: that was a very dark time thank you very much

Jongdae: aHhhhh But he eVoLvEs

Jongdae:

Chanyeol: AjKABEUZNA

Minseok: I identify fuck

Sehun: nice

Jongin: STOP

Jongin: don't do this on my birthday too

Kyungsoo: lmao

Jongin: T T

Kyungsoo: I mean

Kyungsoo: Guys

Baekhyun: Nin atm

Baekhyun:

Chanyeol: AJJWEBSIA IM CHOKINGAVAHW

Junmyeon: hahaha, calm down there buddy 😄

Kyungsoo: shit he actually is choking

Kyungsoo: hold up

Junmyeon: OH MY GOD—

Junmyeon: IS HE OKAY

Junmyeon: KYUNGSOO

Baekhyun: ahajwhwjjzn bet he choked on his spit

Sehun: I second that

Baekhyun: 👀☕

Sehun: ☕👀

Junmyeon: KYUNGSOO WHATS GOING ON

Minseok: what's*

Jongdae: anyways

Jongdae: jongin

Jongin: ?

Jongdae: how u feel

Jongdae:

Jongin: ,........STOP

Baekhyun: ahshha that must be your face rn

Jongin: .

Sehun: 🐸☕

Kyungsoo: Back.

Junmyeon: Oh my God, what happened???!

Kyungsoo: A froot loop.

Junmyeon: What?

Kyungsoo: He almost swallowed a whole froot loop.

Kyungsoo: I managed to get it out.

Baekhyun: Are you fucKING AHHSBA

Sehun: lol

Jongdae: you go glen coco

Jongdae:

Jongin: I

Baekhyun: ohhh he mad

Jongin: I

Junmyeon: Nin

Jongin: I

Sehun: "am a goofy goober"???

Jongin: I'VE FREAKING HAD IT

Jongin: IM DONE

Jongin: ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND IVE GOTTEN NOTHING BUT GODDAMN DISRESPECT

Baekhyun: nah sweetie you got free entertainment

Baekhyun: I mean Chanyeol did choke

Chanyeol: bitch

Jongin: BuT ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG.

Jongin: IVE BEEN AT THE DORM ALL THIS TIME

Chanyeol: true i see u now

Chanyeol:

Jongin: YOU MOTHWRFWCKER

Chanyeol: when you don't help me while I choke, honey, this is what you get.

Baekhyun: ☕☕☕

Sehun: 🐸🐸🐸

Minseok: 🐍🐍🐍

Junmyeon: .

Junmyeon: I give up.

[a few moments later]

Yixing: Hello, sorryyyy, I’m late.

Yixing: Happy Birthday!! <3

Yixing: Everyone? T T

Yixing: Well, 

Yixing: I’ll leave mine here!

Yixing: 

-’kim kaa’s bday chat <3′ has expired-

[anthusland]

Chanyeol: so, how's the prettiest person in the world doing?

Baekhyun: *barely spares Chanyeol a glance*

Baekhyun: *casually* i don't know. how are you?

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol: *voice cracks* i'm fine

[exowolf-reactions]

Anonymous said: Hello:) Could you make Exo texts, where they try to make you jealous but you get angry and hurt. It backfires. Thank you:)

Part 2: Yixing, Jongdae, Kris, Baekhyun, Tao, Junmyeon. This images are mine please do not steal them or use without permission! Xoxo, Ara~

[rizibizi4]

Baekhyun: *speaks on phone* Sorry for now, I need to hang up. I have things to do *hungs up phone*

Chanyeol: *confused look* I thought we have a day off. What're you gonna do?

Baekhyun: You

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol: Oh

[lofitojii]

Exo as things my friends have said

Suho: “It’s hard sometimes being a single mom with no kids, okay? let me enjoy my wine god damn it.”

Chen: “I’m being loud? Yeah well fuck you and your mediocre attitude.”

Baekhyun: “I AM A GOOD PERSON. I DESERVE good dick in my life.”

Xiumin: “I just sent a dick pic to all the gays in my snapchat. Hoping for the best!”

Chanyeol: “I got a C on my final and I’ve come to terms that maybe the latter is the better choice. Gotta text my mom and tell her I’m a stripper now.”

Sehun: “Dont touch me. I’m honestly at the point that if you touch me, I will break down, and I will cry. And I will blame you for the mess.”

Lay: “The smell of coconut turns me on, honestly. Like that air freshener made me tingle a bit.”

Kai: “I just want to hug all my friends and tell them I love them. I only feel this when I’m drunk though. Sober me fucking hates all of you.”

D.O: “If you yell at me one more time I might lose my shit.”