For the two year finale anniversary I rewrote the Jugen Leitner rant to be about Fable
Stupid Idiot Motherfucking Fable Gilded God Damned Fool Book Editing, Page Ripping, Rat Bastar, Car Salesman Lookin , Biggest Fool In The God Damned Pantheon, Fable Guilded. Stop Pinning me when I talk about Fable Guilded, I hate him so much why does he have access to that fucked up book? Why did he decide to fuck around and find out, is he trapped? Is he a bastard? Why does this man have such a visceral effect on me, never even been in the same room and I know he has the world's most pretentious haircut.
If I wanted to get into Elysium and Ari said Fable Guilded was waiting inside I would piss on Ari’s feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. If I had to deal with listening to Fable Guilded speaking one word in person on stream I would close the tab and delete my bookmark out of spite to have to watch the whole SMP over again just so I can skip the parts where he is mentioned and Alive.
I don’t even know why I hate him so much, he hangs out in purgatory and stalks people’s dreams. He better have a horrific backstory to explain why he’s such a prick, if he’s just a rich asshole I’m going to lose it.
He better have had to kill someone for that book, if not I’m going to make him.
paypal.com/IFUCKINGHATEFABLEGUILDED
Episodes not even about him vaguely mentioned what is supposed to be his temple and i fucking lost it.
Where the fuck is Fable Guilded? If he escaped purgatory I’m going to wish so deeply he hasn’t
Crusty car salesman ass
I’ll punch fable in his sad frail god bones that will flake apart under my meat fist until all that is left is one final page of as it is with the words ‘now you fucked up’ in ancient Telkan
Im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point.
I hope theres a date given for when Fable Guilded died or will die so I canmake it a reminder on my comm
That day once a year I’ll see it and do anything but pay respects to the god that did so many fucked up and unjustified things.













